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incorrect-zexal-quotes · 35 minutes ago
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Vector: I wanna be mysterious so bad but I can't just shut up!
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randomincorrectquotes10 · 16 hours ago
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Shark: I’m going to take you out.
Trey: Great, it’s a date!
Shark: I meant that as a threat.
Trey: See you at five!
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randomincorrectquotes10 · 20 hours ago
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Quinton: I love murder mysteries.
Kite, trying to impress him: Well not to brag or anything, but I've been a lead suspect in over sixty murders.
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Kazuma: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
Dr. Faker: No, I want my fucking doorway to another world.
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Rio: If it were up to me, they would revoke your driver’s license.
Shark: They are more than welcome to, considering I don’t have one.
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So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
—Quattro
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Kari: Hey, where’s my other blue sparkly sneaker?
Yuma: I don’t know. I gave them back to you.
Kari: I only have one.
Yuma: Well, I gave them both back. Why would I keep one shoe?
Kari: To make me crazy.
Yuma, sarcastically: Yeah, I need to MAKE you crazy.
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Trey: So how did coming out to your parents even go?
Yuma: Well, when I told my mom she just said "We know, honey."
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Yuma: Okay maybe playing "who's family is the most dysfunctional" was a bad idea.
Yuma: Trey's been crying in the bathroom for an hour.
Yuma: We can't get them out.
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Haru: When I was your age we didn’t even had cellphones.
Akari: Yeah, but you had stuff we don’t have.
Yuma: Like dinosaurs and Moses.
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nightfurylover31 · 3 days ago
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Astral: The Barians sure are keeping us on our toes.
Yuma: But you don't have any toes.
Astral: ...
Astral: *looks at feet nervously*
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Bronk: I'm going to McDonald's, you want anything?
Yuma: I want Astral back.
Bronk: Yeah, I've got like.. 12 dollars.
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Quattro: ...hi...
Shark: YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
Quattro: Ok cool. I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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Akari: Do I need caffeine to survive? Probably not.
Akari: Is this my third cup today and it's only eleven o'clock?
Akari: [takes a deliberate drink]
Akari: Shut up.
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Quattro: I have a surprise for you guys.
Trey: What is it?
Quattro: A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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Yuma: This year I’m focusing on my self-care. When I need a little love, I’m going to give myself a cookie.
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Yuma: If I was trapped in a room full of explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato, I'd die.
Astral: How do you even get in that situation in the first place???
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Mr. Heartland: Hey, prophecy man! You missed the part where we get walloped!
Vector: Fate decides all, even this defeat. As you well know, if you decide to turn against me... You would make an enemy of Don Thousand.
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As my father used to tell me, "Someone's going to kill you one day, Thomas, and it will involve a mirror. Mark my words, child." And then he would stare absently through my eyes and then I giggled.
—Quattro
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