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evilwinterfruit · 5 months
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sadbattrue · 6 months
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Zemo's clone, pointing at real Zemo: Shoot HIM. He's the clone. Bucky, aiming at the clone: The REAL Zemo would never pass an opportunity to die.
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youcantcallmethat · 8 months
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Zemo: I've done all I can do.
Bucky: You've made it worse!
Zemo: ... Yeah, that's pretty much all I can do.
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marvelflame2010 · 11 months
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*Bucky and Y/n tied up in a chair courtesy of Zemo*
Zemo: Now, the Avengers won't be here for a while. So sing
Bucky raising his eyebrow: Sing?
Zemo: Yes, with a bounce in it
Bucky and Y/n: *share a glance and smile*
Y/n: IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL-
Zemo: No, no, no! Goodness no! Not that one!
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missloubanner · 11 months
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Sam, no
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coupleofguys · 4 months
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bucky: *flips a coin*
sam: well?
bucky, disappointed once again: what was your plan again?
zemo, from the couch: called it!
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bwaybby09 · 2 months
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If Zemo were to show up in Thunderbolts:
Zemo: (singing) James, James, James, are you finally single?
Bucky: No.
Zemo: (singing) I respect that.
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iwanttohugyousomuch · 3 months
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Sam: What are you smiling at?
Bucky: What can a guy be happy-
Zemo: John Walker fell down on the stairs
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kippiekippiee · 1 year
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James: You're violent.
Zemo: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
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Zemo: I hate being three-wheel but*See Sam adn Bucky bickering again*
Zemo: those two never shut the fuck up
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Sam, setting down a card: Ace of spades Bucky, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Zemo, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Y/N, trembling: What are we playing
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evilwinterfruit · 6 months
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but-l-knew-him · 2 years
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*texting*
Sam:
Did you find Zemo?
Bucky
Man, I'm starting to worry
Bucky:
Yeah, I got him but, erm... u kinda won't believe what happened
Sam:
I already don't like it
But go on
Bucky:
So I found Zemo
Quite a success, eh?
Sam:
Yeah?
Bucky:
And I was transporting him to our place
Sam:
What does the "was" part mean?
Bucky:
Yeah...
We took a cab, and...
Some woman hopped in
And she devoured a baby
Sam:
She WHAT??
Bucky:
Yeah, I know, just in front of us!
Oh God.
No
She delivered
She delivered a baby
This phone I swear...
Sam:
Nevermind
Where are you guys now?
Bucky:
That's the case
We're at...
At the hospital
Sam:
Jeez, man
I know you want to help people
But you're NOT A FUCKIN FATHER
Just move your ass and meet me asap
Bucky:
That's the problem
I can't
Sam:
What's now?
Bucky:
They took my blood sample
Sam:
Why??
Bucky:
...
Sam:
Buck?
Bucky:
I fainted
Sam:
Goddamn, you??
Bucky:
Yeah, yeah, I know but that's not the point
I lost Zemo
Sam:
You what????
Bucky:
He freaked out that they got my blood now and gonna try to make another super soldier so he ran somewhere but I'm looking for him
Trying my best, man
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youcantcallmethat · 6 months
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Bucky: Did you do it? Zemo: Do what? I do a lot of things. Bucky: Did you commit the murder!? Zemo: Again. I kill a lot of people. Which one are you talking about?
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buthearmeouttho · 3 days
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if I was part of the mcu (pt. 43)
me: nooo fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
me: I don’t want to do that>:(
Bucky: for the LAST TIME you aren’t even supposed to BE HERE! If you don’t want to go to the prison then GO BACK HOME!
me: what no I want to slap him
Sam: you aren’t going into the questioning room …you know that right?
me: :)
Sam: …
Sam, to Bucky: yeah, I’ll tell them to close any ventilation big enough for her
Bucky: way ahead of you
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 years
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Zemo: Sounds like somebody wants a dance off.
Sam: No. None ever wants a dance off.
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