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#incorrect young justice
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*the batfam at jason's funeral*
tim: do you guys think i can just get a minute with him alone?
everyone: of course *leaves*
tim: look asshat we both know you're not actually dead.
jason: shut the hell up drake and let me have my moment i think bruce might cry this time!
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arguablysomaya · 1 year
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Dick: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Wally: Really? Even more humiliating than-
Dick: Let’s noT DO THIS.
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lithiumseven · 8 months
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Kon: You’d be shocked how often my reason for doing something is “cause itd be funny”
Tim: I have seen your life, that does not surprise me at all
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niiwa-angel · 8 months
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Baby Wally, watching Hal pour Draino down the sink: What's that?
Hal: It's drain cleaner, it's going to clear out all the gunk in the drain.
Wally: Even the screwdriver?
Hal: Even the what?
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drop-zone-homefront · 2 years
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Wally: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Artemis: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Wally: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING DICK WITH ME!!!
Kaldur, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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redsrrrr · 10 months
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early Robin, Tim: I would cry too, if my ghost parents said they were proud of me.
Superboy: aren’t your parents alive?
Tim: yeah.
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cigamfossertsim · 1 year
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tim: what do you think??
bart: i think its impossible, ridiculous, and insane!
tim: anything else??
bart: yeah! i wish i thought of it first
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Birdflash worms because they would still love each other
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I dont know what came over me, giving me the bright idea to colour it BECAUSE IT FUCKING SUCKS like it was such a cute drawing and I ruined it
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Here's a different lighting angle. Also I knew I've always hated coloring but now it stuck so from now on only sketches no colours
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mellifluousoctopus · 2 years
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Zatanna *without her dad breathing down her neck for the first time*: I Do curse a little 😅
Artemis: what's your favorite curse word
Zatanna: Fuck 🤭
Zatanna: wait SHIT FUCK BITCH MOTHERFUCKER
Zatanna: I AM UNSTOPPABLE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
M'gann *in the strongest phase of kinning the innocent girl next door trope*: what is...bitch?
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batfamgalore · 7 months
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Oliver: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.
Dick: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.
*Dick and Roy hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*
Bruce: You wanna tell me how this happened?
Roy: Well, Wally thought-
Bruce: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.
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burning-quesadilla · 1 year
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Wally: I need life advice.  Dick, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
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anothertimdrakestan · 2 years
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jason: dames how much to get you to grow a mullet?
damian: firstly, i have no desire for excess funds, and secondly, what is a mullet and how does it grow?
tim: oh my god
dick: please don't do this jay let it stay in the pa-
jason: BOY DO I HAVE SOME PICTURES FOR YOU
*runs towards discowing collection*
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bbbbbbbbatman · 24 days
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Kon, Bart, and Tim: [screaming] Cassie, running into the room: What's wrong, Tim?! Kon: Why are you only asking Tim?! We're all screaming! Cassie: Because Tim doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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lithiumseven · 8 months
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Kon: Should I drive the supercycle off Lex’s roof into the pool to clean it? That seems cooler than a car wash
Cassie: There’s no reason not to
Tim: There are many
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niiwa-angel · 2 years
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Dinah, calling Ollie on the phone: WHAT IS HAPPENING! Roy just texted me saying he'd been kidnapped!?!?
Ollie: what? Roy's in the car with me- one second.
Ollie, turning to Roy: Roy! My Goatee will grow back!!
Roy, trying to open the car door while it's moving: WHO ARE YOU?!?!
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drop-zone-homefront · 2 years
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Wally: So I can either bake these cookies at four-hundred degrees for ten minutes or four-thousand degrees for only one minute
Dick: Wally nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
Wally: Floor it?
Dick: WALLY NO
Wally: HOW ABOUT FOUR MILLION DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND?
Dick: WALLY YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE CAVE DOWN
Wally: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Dick: WALLY PLEASE
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