#incorrect wuotes

[corinthian-og-begay-docrime]

Dreaming incorrect quotes:

Part 13

Morpheus: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Lucienne does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?

Corinthian: If Lucienne were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Lucienne jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Morpheus: You jump off a cliff!

Corinthian: Gladly. Provided Lucienne did first.

Lucienne standing in the background: …

#the sandman #the corinthian #dream of the endless #the sandman netflix #morpheus #sandman #Lucienne #incorrect wuotes #incorrect quotes

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Tolfdir: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Onmund: It's kind of complicated, but J'Zargo—

Tolfdir: Got it. Forget I asked.

#i feel like I've done this wuote before? but not with these people?? #tolfdir #onmund #j'zargo #college of winterhold #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: tumblr

[just-some-brainrot]

wild: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!

time: wild-

time: it- it was just an ant-

wild: YOU’RE A MURDERER

#ok haha funny but aLSO I SAW THIS IN AN INCORRECT WUOTE GENERATIR RIGHT AFTWR I RETEAD A FIC I POSTED TO AO3 #the extra context of writing that fic made this SO MUCH FUNNIER #like i literally wrote link spiraling just from seeing a fucking ant on his finger #he’s full out having flashbacks to his death and just going through it #and some random algorithm is like hey!! look here!!!! #like holy shit #impeccable timing random generator algorithm #linked universe #incorrect linked universe quotes #lu wild #lu #lu time

[superchat]

Renalla: "Do you think you could take Marika?"

Radagon: "No."

Renalla: "..."

Radagon: "Oh, you meant in a fight... No."

#sorry to do unfunny incorrect wuotes i needed to get it out though #elden ring

[aloe-vera-ghost]

Incorrect DMC quotes from things said in my friends discord server (including the bot which makes shit up based off of what we say)

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Lady: FUCK YOU

Vergil: NO FUCK YOU

Dante: A lesbian and an asexual man yelling "fuck you" at each other is definitely a vibe but I don't have the words to explain

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BOT: The power of you!

Vergil: I... well thank you

BOT: Cuz of Mundus?

Vergil: :despair:

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Vergil: I made a slur for gay people, gaggot, it's like straggot but for gays

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Nero: Why is there not only a cock vein but a whole ass dick in my chocolate bar

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MODERATION BOT: Nico was banned from POLITICS for 30 minutes | Don't say "Nuke british people"

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BOT: [Funky Town Spotify link] Vergil

Vergil: NO

BOT: Can't unshit your brain, etc.

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Dante: God is back

Dante: And he wants my B U S S Y

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BOT: [a poem Vergil wrote] SAD NOW

Vergil: Damn the bot didn't like my poem I guess

BOT: Massive L...

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Nico: It's called a lid, I remembered!

Nero: Nothing you said described a lid!

Nico: Yes? It do

Kyrie: No, it really didn't

Nero: NOTHING YOU SAID HAD TO DO WITH A LID!!

Nico: JIGGLE JIGGLE RATIO FOR SURE

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Kyrie: Does anyone know the word for when a person is easy to get along with?

Vergil: The word you're looking for is "Cordial"

Nero: That sounds kinda cringe

Vergil: Either you be cordial or you're getting this cord around your neck

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Dante: So your a woman attracted to woman, but no woman are attracted to you?

Nico: Putting the L in lesbian

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Dante: Are you having s*x??

Trish & Lady: Yes we are having sex. Clearly you are not considering you had to censor the word sex

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Trish: I looked up pegged, all I found was Dante's name

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Trish: I got a new phone, it performs almost as smoothly as a femboy's bottom

Vergil: [Wordle 6/6]

#okay my fav is vergil but I tried my best to include others :) #vergil dmc #dante dmc #kyrie dmc #lady dmc #trish dmc #nero dmc #nico dmc #dmc #devil may cry #incorrect quotes #dmc incorrect quotes #dmc shitpost #source: me fuck you #also I headcanon vergil as being gay not sure about ace but I felt like he fitnwell enough for that quote #all the wuotes have been edited slightly #I will probably make another one of these but there will be more slurs

[sketchygainedyoursoul]

UNSPEAKABLE: *gently waking John* shit man, you live like this?

#faith the unholy trinity #Faith game #John Ward #UNSPEAKABLE #au #silly #incorrect wuote? perhpas?

[thekaiqueen]

Wade: Are you a woman?

Kate: Yes

Wade: Okay

Wade: Why?

#incorrect marvel wuotes #incorrect mcu #wade wilson #kate bishop

[sunnytobio]

cop: you’re getting a ticket for having three people on your motorcycle

rayla: shit

callum: wait, three?

cop: yeah

ezran: OH MY GOD SOREN FELL OFF

#the dragon prince #yah im turning into an incorrect wuotes account starting NOW #im lying

[the-laziest-boy-in-town]

Pros and cons of dating me.

Pros, you’ll be the cute one

Cons, holy shit where do I start

#diego rtc #diego the laziest boy in town #rtc oc #rtc sona #choirsona #diego santos #choirsona incorrect quotes #//yes I stole this from my incorrect wuotes post #what about it?

[weskers-boytoy]

i can't decide whether you should live or die

hald speaking on the topic of ghost after he destroyed the universe in 3 different timelines.

oh you'll probably go to heaven

hald telling ghost he'll probably find a paradise in death as he lost everything. trying to butter the wound in a way.

please don't hang your head and cry

ghost cries a lot because he lost his family, but doesn't want to leave his newfound family behind. he's found solace in the mess.

no wonder why, my heart feels dead inside

metaphorical; hald is a god and does not have a heart but he feels emotions well enough now to be reminded of how he lost someone close to him and found peace eventually.

it's cold and hard and petrified

mortals don't make hald sad. he doesn't feel for them. (he does).

lock the doors and close the blinds, we're going for a ride

he gives in, letting ghost live this timeline as he realises he is just, living his life. he's not grieving in a world-destructive way anymore.

#incorrect oc quotes #not oc wuotes just so i can find it #this is like my notes app now sorry

[scrunkalicious]

bro pLEASEEE PUT MARLY AND VIK’S NAMES IN AN INCORRECT WUOTE GENERATOR AND SEE WHAT WACKY SHIT COMES OUT PLZZZ I’M ON MY KNEEZ BEGGING U RN MAN

ON IT BOOOSSS

THEREZ MORE BUT I CAN SEND BC TUMBRL IMAGE LIMIT ON MOBILE ILL RB W THE REST

#MWHAHAH #<3 #scrunkalicious #💜martor💜 #scrunkalicious?? more like yappalicious #marly answerz???

[realness-remade]

SCOTT THE WOZ INCORRECT WUOTES ARE REAL?

[gay-hoodie-boy]

I need to name my si bc i wanna run him and jason thru the incorrect wuote generator so bad...

[timesskip]

if ound some old tmm incorrect wuotes in my google docs from 2 years ago :skull:

#magic misfits tag #i remember giggling so hard to myself while writing the kilroy & izzy one oh my g

[hoodiehydra]

I DECIDED TO SHOW YOU MY LOVELY COLLECTION OF INCORRECT QUOTES BETWEEN ME AND MY BEST FRIEND THST HAS YET TO BE ON TUMBLR :(

its small for now. expect more in the future

Me: H

Bestie: B

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B: do you like watching orphans cry?

H: I mean- one way to make them cry is to ask them “Are you lost, little one? Where are your parents?”

H: and THAT is fun.

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B: I have a compilation of orphans crying

B: I NEED TO SHUT UP

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B: can blind ppl cry?

H: yes.

H: THEY HAVE EYES

H: THEY JUST CANT SEE

B: do they cry blood

H: i-

B: what if you dont have eyes

B: do YOU cry blood

H: I cant answer that-

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B: “my grandma died 💀💀 /j”

H: slay.

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B: incorrect wuotes

B: quotes*

H: incorrect uwuotes

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That’s all.

I keep feeling like I offend people with these posts so I’m sorry

#incorrect quotes

[starrystarsstar]

sorry i just saw someone doing an incorrect wuotes of marvel characters in the submarine holy shit this is so insane KEBEBEBD