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womp-womp-chomp-chomp · 2 months
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Sam coming home to find Bucky watching strange unsolved mysteries: whatcha doing?
Bucky, watching intently: seeing how many of these was me.
Sam: …how many did you find so far?
Bucky: around 8, I’m still not sure about the one.
Sam: 😨
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white-wolf-actually · 2 months
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That boy never minded him own business a day in his goddamn life.
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Steve: Being gay bi is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Bucky: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
Steve, getting teary: I love you so much.
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gay-jewish-bucky · 25 days
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Bucky, drunk and sobbing on the table: And I keep trying to tell Steve I'm in love with him, but he's so damn dense and he never notices when I flirt with him!
Steve, Oblivious and Dumb: ...When did you meet someone else named Steve?
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literaryavenger · 2 months
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*in Wakanda with Bucky*
Y/N: Could you get me some wine?
Bucky: do I look like Jesus?
Y/N:
Bucky:
Y/N:
Bucky:
Y/N: ... kinda
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jouskalove · 8 months
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(oops) i did it again
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and ofc, john walker hate.
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romanoffshouse · 1 year
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Steve: You bought a taco?
Sam: Yeah
Steve: From the same truck that hit Bucky?
Sam:
Sam: Well me starving ain’t gonna help him!
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nam-ski · 30 days
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Avengers mottos
Natasha: talking is silver, murder is gold
Thor: A pop tart a day keeps you happy anyway
Tony: They say nobody is perfect but here I am
Steve: LANGUAGE
Clint: Work is fun, but eight hours fun a day I simply can’t stand.
Bucky: If violence doesn’t help you didn’t did enough.
Bruce: be angry
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thedragonqueens · 6 months
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*Geralt saves Jaskier life*
Geralt: Just because I saved you doesn't mean I care about you
Jaskier: but you saved me!!
Geralt: and I'm starting regret this decision
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tupayapsina · 9 months
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Weiss: [stops kissing Ruby] What do you think you're doing?
Ruby: What do you mean?
Weiss: I mean, your hands!
Ruby: ...They're on your waist!
Weiss: I know! What am I, a nun? Put them somewhere useful
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womp-womp-chomp-chomp · 7 months
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Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson as text messages
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pixiexdusts-world · 1 year
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Incorrect quotes
Y/n, texting Sam: SAM! Help I’m being kidnapped.
Sam: Where are you?
Y/n: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Sam: I’ll call Bucky.
Bucky answering their phone: Hello?
Sam: Y/n said they’ve been kidnapped!
Bucky: What? She’s in the car with me right now.
Bucky: *hangs up phone then turns to Y/n*
Bucky: My haircut is not that bad!
Y/n: WHO ARE YOU???
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Bucky: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Steve: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Bucky: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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gay-jewish-bucky · 1 month
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Bucky: I liked you first!
Steve: Well, I said “I love you” first!
Bucky: [gets down on one knee] I proposed first.
Steve: Well, I- Wait, what?
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nothawkeyeofficial · 2 months
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Clint: You look good in that hoodie. Bucky: You know where else I'd look good? Clint, zero hesitation: My bed. Bucky, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
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