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wanna-able · 1 year

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Daehwi: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one.

Jinyoung: *Grabbing dagger*

Jinyoung: Manslaughter it is

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regeditt · 2 months

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james: i love it when you speak french

regulus: voulez vous coucher avec moi?? ce soir??

james: what's that mean

regulus: don't worry about it

#trans: “wanna have sex with me?? tonight??”#but like in super formal french #like yk the song #pov the one time speaking french is useful #is when reading jegulus fics #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #starchaser #sunseeker

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stxrrynxghts · 4 months

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Arjun: you call yourself soul mate, but where were you when my meme had only 4 likes?

Krishna: making four accounts, bro

Arjun, tearing up: bro-

#mahabharat #mahabharata #hindu mythology #arjun #krishna #incorrect mahabharat quotes #saw this on the net somewhere #thought that krishna arjun will look good in this one #i have said before am saying again #not all of these memes are originals #some i just recycled from the net #some are from a quotes generator #but some are made by me #so dont wanna be accused of plagiarizm #thanks for coming to my ted talk

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capitalisticveins · 4 months

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James: What’re your pronouns?

Asset: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060 Intel Core i5-10400F CPU 16.0 GB RAM

James: There’s no way you run on an i5

#I dont think that James would care abt pronouns bjt i dont wanna say Marcus no one knows Brian and Anton is an old man who prolly doesnt-#-know what they are so James it is #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted james #redacted asset #redacted love #redacted project meridian #project meridian #redacted incorrect quotes

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textsfromthetva · 6 months

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Incorrect Loki Quotes [176/?]

#it's a remix baby #(yes I forgot about using this quote already last year and used it again and now I wanna post it 'cause this one is superior so sue me)#Loki #Mobius M. Mobius #Lokius #Loki series #MCU #Loki memes #lokiedit #incorrect quotes #source: buffy the vampire slayer

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months

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CC: Did someone break your ) (eart again?

CA: no

CA: wwhy

CC: Like, you literally s) (aved your ) (ead, blanked out your soshoal medias and started ) (itting the gym.

CC: Is everyfin okay?

CA: holy shit these are all hilarious reasons

CA: lemme give reasons for all of them

CA: shaved my head cuz i wwatched breakin bad-

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #feferi peixes #eridan ampora #mod terezi #bald eridan is such a cursed thought #i imagine the social media bit is because of fight club #i don't even wanna venture into what set off the gym bit #but i can only imagine he missed the point with that one too

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onepiecehiperfixation · 2 months

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Sanji: I'm a big a boy I can handle myself. But if I get lonely I'ma need your help. Pay atenttion to me I don't talk for my health. Ace *winks: I want you on my team. It's you that I want. Sanji:I'm all alone your all I want. Luffy: HE'S MY CHEF! Zoro: Luf, this isn't about food. Let's go. *Luffy leaves with a death glare while holding Zoro's hand*

#incorrect one piece #incorrect one piece quotes #one piece #one piece incorrect quotes #the strawhats #sanji #ace #luffy #zoro #acesan #ace and sanji #luffy dosen't wanna loose his chef #zoro has to explain to his boyfriend that this isn't about food #ace filtring hard #sanji blushing

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thewomanwhoboughttheworld · 3 months

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Aziraphale: ...and this is Crowley. He looks tough, but has a soft heart.

Crowley: Slander! Take it back!

Aziraphale: Dear, you were crying over Bohemian Rhapsody yesterday.

Crowley: ...Listen, it's not my fault that--

Master post here

#“I don't wanna die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all”#Tell me it's not one of the saddest lyrics of all times #Good omens #good omens incorrect quotes #gomens #good omens #good omens crowley #good omens aziraphale #good omens s2 #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #queen #bohemian rhapsody #ineffable idiots #good ineffable omens

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harringroveera · 9 months

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Billy talks about Steve too much & Heather and Chrissy cannot take it anymore

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trash-opposum · 6 months

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MC: Mephi and I are no longer dating.

Mephisto: MC that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married

#i wanna marry him #he would treat me right #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me mc #obey me mephistopheles #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mephisto x mc

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wanna-able · 1 year

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Jihoon: who else here thought Guanlin was my boyfriend?

Jihoon: Guanlin, put your hand down.

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asliceofzosan · 5 months

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nami: hey usopp, real quick could you help me draft a message to this guy who thinks their partner is cheating on them with me?

usopp: sure! try: "Hi! I see what you're getting at and I assure you that nothing romantic has ever happened between me and them. If there's more that you'd like to clarify, please talk to them instead. This seems like a personal matter that should be settled between the two of you."

nami: hm... hey, sanji?

sanji: on it

sanji: hey fucker, ur partner ugly as shit and idgaf abt their relationship status. hope this helps! - nami 🖕

#when i wanna make nami and sanji the bitchy bisexual and the even bitchier lesbian this is what i want #one piece #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #usopp #based off of a stellar convo i had with some friends i have been laughing for 15 minutes #nami #cat burglar nami #one piece incorrect quotes

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nanowatzophina · 5 months

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Ah look. A rare Avior x Starlight post.

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#redacted #redacted audio #screen cap redraw #starlight #avior #I actually dunno if I have a name for my starlight—#should do something about that #any one else wanna join me on this redrawing screenshots campaign I’m doin?#would love to see other peoples designs with incorrect quotes #idk. I’m bored

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kami-kun1003 · 1 year

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#last one for the day because i dont wanna flood the tags and get angry anons who cant learn to block people #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #jade leech #twst jade #octavinelle #twisted wonderland meme #twst memes #twisted wonderland shitpost #text post memes #twst text post meme #incorrect quotes

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fanficsforheartandsoul · 1 year

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Swiss!Reader: Böögg

Gaz to Ghost: What date is it today?

Ghost: The 17th of April why?

Gaz, smiling distortedly: only 50 days and 18 hours until I can finally go home for a while.

Ghost: ... Are you counting the minutes as well?

Gaz: Yes, actually it's 48 minutes-

GIANT EXPLOSION HEARD IN THE BACKGROUND:

Ghost:

Gaz:

Soap, startling out of his nap: wha- what the hell??

All three of them walking to the window, looking outside:

Reader in the yard, screaming and crying at the top of their lungs, standing in front of a burning puppet on a pedestal: FUCKING HELL!!! König, this summer will be shit, why didn't you gallop faster, du huere saugoof junge!!

König, huffing, running circles around the fire with a hobbyhorse: Y/N, I can't- scheisse- I'm so tired please, it's been 50 minutes-

Reader, bawling: Ich wott hei gha man, und Bratwürscht gits au nöd!!

Gaz: Uhm... what the hell is going on?

Soap, turning around to go back to the couch to nap: It's a tradition.

Ghost:

Also Ghost, under his breath: I fucking hate these KorTac guys.

#10 Minutes later: *Price scolding Y/N and König who's still on the hobby horse*#König: :(#Also König: I was just trying to make Y/N feel better about not being able to spend their holiday in Zurich #call of duty incorrect quotes #incorrect cod quotes #cod incorrect quotes #kyle gaz garrick #call of duty ghost #ghost #simon ghost riley #soap #john mactavish #swiss reader #gender neutral reader #this is for my swiss followers specifically the ones from Zurich #the holiday I'm referring to is called Sächseläuten and it's not a national celebration but one from Zurich #Translation of reader's words: I wanna go home man :( They don't even have fried sausages - bratwurst #reader #kortac #König #cod König #the Böögg is basically a puppet snowman symbolizing winter and it's burned to say goodbye to winter and celebrate the coming spring #the böögg's head is filled with firecrackers and it's a superstition that you can forecast the summer based on how long it takes until the #böögg burns and it's head explodes. While the pyre and bögg is burning all the different guilds of the city ride around the pyre #the guild members wear medieval attires and it's basically this huge celebration where big parts of the public transport system is stopped #to let the guilds parade around the city with horses #music and wagons and blabla #ngl it's sometimes problematic because some costumes are outdated or racist but nowadays people get called out harshly #we always watch the burning of the Böögg on TV #and enjoy our free day lmao

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 5 months

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TG: do you think former president ronald reagan smacks rats

EB: sssmacks…rats?

TG: yah do you reckon he smacks rats

EB: oh yeah he TOTALLY smacks rodents—what in GOD’S NAME are we talking about

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dave strider #john egbert #mod terezi #i'm with john here but i totally agree that reagan smacks rats #but only if that is meant as an insult #anyways i'm bopping to rush rn i kinda wish music on the radio wasn't so regimented #sometimes i wanna go from ajr's karma to rush's freewill to heart's barracuda and back to lil nas x's old town road #the media could stand to be a little more eclectic and delineated is all i'm saying #it's not gonna kill anyone if we have some fucking variety that makes no sense to the advertisers #but exposes people to enriching experiences that they may not have experienced otherwise #like a while ago i was talking with mod kanaya and they've never heard of blue oyster cult before #and i was like wtf you need to listen to it #if only the once for no other reason than just for something you've never heard before #maybe i should start a vinyl collection and do amateur djing out of my room #anyways if you're following us and are under the age of twenty go listen to blue oyster cult right fucking meow #this is my one command to you

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