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#incorrect wandaviz quotes
thatoneaspie · 3 years
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“Infinity War” Cast Reacts to Fan Tweets via Buzzfeed Celeb on YouTube.
This is the best clip of them, ever.
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jensenspcndora · 3 years
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Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet we struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets.
- Vision (at some point)
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mygardenmentality · 3 years
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Elizabeth olsen as Wanda maximoff /scarlett witch
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persea---potter · 3 years
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Wanda: Agatha, we tried things your way.
Agatha: No, we didn't.
Wanda: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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peachylynnie · 3 years
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nobody:
me: it was agatha all along~
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ze-veemonator · 3 years
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Tommy: hey uncle p!
Peter: hey, tommy!
Tommy: my girlfriend said she wanted to make it work
Peter: oh yeah? whadidja tell her?
Tommy: i said "hey, love is like a fart, if its forced, its probably crap anyway".
Peter: *wheezes hysterically* don't tell your mom!!! *then proceeds to wheeze into the void*
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thatoneaspie · 3 years
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Incorrect WandaVision Quotes
(Halloween Era)
Tommy: Mom, what are you wearing?
Wanda: Well, a Halloween costume, of course!
Tommy: It looks awful.
Wanda: Tommy! Watch your mouth. I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!
Vision: She’s not kidding. This is all a simulation. She could literally take you out.
Wanda, Tommy, Billy, and Pietro, all for different reasons: What???
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thatoneaspie · 3 years
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Vision: Wanda?
Wanda: Hmm?
Vision: Would you still date me if I was a worm?
Wanda:
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thatoneaspie · 3 years
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Wanda (watching her parents die again in Agatha’s forced flashback):
Agatha: Aw, that’s so sad. Vision, play Despacito.
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persea---potter · 3 years
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Vision: Wanda, how are you doing?
Wanda: I’m living the dream!
Vision: Oh, that’s good.
Wanda: Except, it’s not my dream. It’s a dream that Stephen King once had.
Vision: ……
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persea---potter · 3 years
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Vision: [Is choking]
Wanda: Help! Viz is choking and I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working!
Agnes: Just turn the phone upside down and use the 6!
Wanda: Genius!
Vision (Stops choking momentarily): WTF-
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thatoneaspie · 3 years
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Incorrect WandaVision Quotes
(Modern Family era)
Wanda: Fine. You each can say ONE curse word. That’s it!
Billy, whispering: damn.
Tommy, into a megaphone, going out into the front yard, and sliding like a rockstar on his knees into the grass: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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persea---potter · 3 years
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Vision: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Wanda: My record is four but i can try.
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thatoneaspie · 3 years
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Incorrect WandaVision Quotes
(Modern Family Era)
Wanda: Boys, do you need anything?
Billy: No... do you need anything, Mom?
Tommy: I know what she needs.
Wanda: ...and what’s that?
Tommy: A therapist.
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thatoneaspie · 3 years
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Incorrect WandaVision Quotes
(Modern Family Era)
Billy: Tommy! You’re the WORST!
Tommy: I’m not the one who cries when I lose in MarioKart.
Billy: ...
Tommy: I also don’t place 13th when there’s only 12 racers.
Tommy: Case dismissed.
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thatoneaspie · 3 years
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Incorrect WandaVision Quotes
(Modern Family era)
Vision: So, you’re telling me that you’ve been watching our lives on a broadcast in the form of a sitcom?
Darcy: That pretty much sums it up.
Vision: Wow.
Darcy: For what it’s worth, the show’s pretty good.
Darcy: I definitely ship you guys.
Darcy: And I may or may not be writing a fanfiction about the show as we speak.
Vision: “Ship”? As in a means of oceanic transportation?
Vision: And what is “fanfiction”?
Darcy: ...
Darcy: Maybe it’s better that we don’t continue this conversation.
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