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satanic-nightjar · 2 months
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Vision: May I ask you for a favour?
Wanda: I would literally die for you but sure.
Vision: We need to talk about you starting your sentences like this.
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drunk-cryptic-witch · 2 years
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Y/n: Wanda, you are like mjolnir
Wanda: How so?
Y/n: Only those worthy can hold you
Wanda: Awww
Y/n: Yet the fucking robot did it before me.
Wanda:
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Agnes: Well, if ignorance is bliss, you must be one happy fucking idiot.
Pietro: I am, thank you.
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offtophic · 1 year
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Wanda: I am cold,
Wanda: I am careless,
Wanda: I am dangerous.
*ding*
Wanda: Ooh! My unicorn cupcakes!!
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vorpalmuchness · 2 years
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Agatha Harkness: I've never broken any of your dumb rules!
her coven:
Agatha: -in front of you!
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months
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Vision: You just can’t stand the idea of Wanda and I as a couple.
Y/N: Very true. It makes me wanna puke up blood.
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chaosvillainy · 6 months
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*Y/N and Strange watching Scarlet Witch from a distance*
Y/N: That’s her. That’s the girl I have a crush on.
Y/N: Thoughts?
Strange: …
Strange: And prayers, girl.
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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months
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Wanda: thank you good bye!
Wanda slams the door…
Wanda: and they’re gone
Y/N: we got the whole house to ourselves. You thinking what I’m thinking?
Wanda: maybe
Y/N: you take a shower and relax while I clean up for you.
Wanda: you know what I love, detka. Thank you
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lifespectator · 2 years
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Wanda takes Y/n to her gingerbread house
Wanda: Everything you see here is edible.
Y/n, eyeing up Wanda: Everything?
Wanda, under her breath: Everything.
Agatha: Do ya'll think before you speak?
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headcanonthings · 3 months
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Y/N: When are we gonna fuck? Wanda: What? Y/N: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out? Wanda: First of all that two words isn't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation..
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nightimemommy · 1 year
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Suffocate -Wanda Maximoff x f!reader
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A/n: I apologize in advance for some grammatical errors, typos and my very bad English since English is NOT my first language you of course do NOT have my permission to copy anything in my work just to claim it as yours, Thank you < 3.
Warning: 18+ ONLY , fingering, mommy wanda eating us out, dom!Wanda, overstim, strap on dildo yk anddd idk using the word "suffocate"?
: just what the title means but with Y/n's thighs
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Gentle fingers,soft thighs and breathy moans and it definitely screams (not only her wife) heaven to her even if it suffocates her.
"Hmm Wanda" her lovely wife breathe with a smile on her face,the smile that only lasts for a second when she saw her wife who's in between her legs,all red as if she couldn't breathe and it alarms her. Her soft fingers pull her head away with gentle and a frown making its way up to her face. "Mhm!" Wanda whine keeping her legs lock with her arms around it feeling her wife pulling her away from her 'home'. "A-am I suffocating you,baby?" She asked in a hush tone while stroking her head gently. Long tongue give messy licks when her wife shakes her head 'no'.
"Don't lie to me I'm sorry,I didn't notice that my thighs a– fuck" as expected,her wife did it again to cut her off by sucking on her clit hard as a sign for "stop talking or I'll fuck you until you can't talk anymore," which her wife explained to her. "Y-your face I thought– mhmm yes!" She exclaimed when Wanda moaned to create vibration around her clit,two fingers ramming in and out of her exploring her gaping walls. Wanda hummed again to her clit smiling to herself as her wife chant her name like a prayer,murmuring. "p-please,please,please baby I'm coming!" she begged raising her hips up to meet her thrust,her wife slapped her thighs keeping them wide open while her hands are wrapped around her waist to keep her stay still." 'm sorry,y-your tongue feels so good Wanda". Long,warm and soft tongue dancing up and down her clit sucking and licking it hard.
It went on and on for one hour without Y/n coming on her mouth even if her toes curled,back arched and fist turned white from gripping the sheets hard,her wife wouldn't let her reach the stars. It looks so good looking down at her wife,head between her legs and red hair tickling her inner thighs. Y/n could feel the licks getting wetter and wetter that she's sure her wetness and Wanda's saliva are streaming down the bedsheet,Wanda didn't care even though her now three fingers are all red from thrusting in and out of her wife or even if her mouth is so wet that all she could taste is her wife's flavor in her mouth. Y/n's crying at this point and her wife could only pull her closer to her flatten tongue sucking her soul. "b-baby please,I-I can't anymore" she begged looking down at her wife with pleading eyes. Wanda rolled her eyes giving her a nod,of course Y/n take the chance letting go of the tightness inside her stomach. Her moans echoed through the walls as her body levitate and her legs shakes."m-my God" she moaned feeling full as her wife's fingers curled inside of her. The redhead give her clit gentle kisses. "G-good job,sweetheart!" She said out of breath from being in between her legs for so long. "So good" she said smiling down at her exhausted face she played with her wet slit using her two fingers,chuckling as Y/n whimpered. " 'm sensitive!" She whine glaring up at her. "Give me that look and I'll fuck you until you can't come anymore,don't play with me darling I'm in for more rounds if I want to" she said tilting her head to the side."Wanda" she whine with her eyebrows frowned.
"What you like that thought?,don't test me darling girl" she said. One snap is all it takes for the red big strap on appeared around her waist,bigger than yesterday's eight inch strap on. "Don't talk and just spread your legs. Don't be shy baby,wider than that...there you go!" She praise. Y/n's completely exposed to her wife's eyes as her reddened cunt is all display for her wife to see,her come slowly dripping out of her. "D-don't you think I s-should take some minutes to–". Wanda didn't even let her finish and Y/n found her self crying for her wife,the entire dildo filled her and if she's being honest it hurts at the hard impact. "Are you ready for more darling?" She teased smirking as she placed the back of her knee on top of her shoulder,holding her waist up as she slammed her cunt with her toy earning a loud moan from Y/n.
"Oh baby,this is going to be fun".
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Wanda: I wish I could block people in real life.
Monica: Restraining order.
Agatha: Murder.
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wandas6-gf · 1 year
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Y/N: Do you think when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomach?
Wanda: Y/N. Darling. Honey. Love of my life. What the fuck?
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cissa-calls · 4 months
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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 629
****Spoiler warning!! Leaks!!!****
Images of Agatha from the upcoming show Agatha: Darkhold Diaries have been leaked:
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Credit to @ScarletWitchUpd and @AgathaHNews on Twitter for these images
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satanic-nightjar · 3 months
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Agatha: You’ve been watching tv all day, why don’t you go read something?
Wanda: [puts on subtitles]
Agatha:
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