#incorrect walking dead quotes

[hannibals-favourite-meal]

*The group is getting into the car*

Rick: I’m driving.

Y/N, out of view: Shotgun!

Glenn, turning to face Y/N: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Y/N: WOAH-

Y/N, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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[moodycat42]

Random TWD Incorrect Quotes

Maggie: I’m going to fight the next person who insults my daughter

Enid: I hate myself

Maggie: Alright, square up.

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Carl: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by citizens"

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Carl: I identify as a threat, my pronouns are Try/Me

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Enid: Daryl doesn’t look very happy.

Maggie: That's his happy. He’s just a bitch.

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Carl: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

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Glenn: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

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Daryl to Glenn: I mean, I get complimented all the time-

Rick: *starts cackling*

Daryl: I do!

Rick: *Laughs harder*

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[haleripley]

Daryl: I made a CD for our friendship!

Rick: Okay I'll listen to it

*later*

Daryl's CD: I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK HOMIE

Rick: What the fuck-

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[witchthewriter]

Y/N: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Daryl, not looking up from his bowl of food: Spear.

Y/N: BLOCKED.

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[blacknight2221]

Inncorrect twd quotes but its me and my friends out of context with my oc

Jessie (my oc)- look carl i love you

Carl- i love you too

Jessie- but we are not meant to be together

Carl- why?

Jessie- because you suck at pictionary you can not be my partner- HEY GLENN YOUR MY partner

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[doginthecorner]

Daryl:-skipping off the find food with Maggie and co- were all gonna be safe! And were all gonna have s good time

Daryl:-one week and one cult girlfriend later- what the jesus christ was that.

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[kimjun]

girls are like “I want a boyfriend” but reject everyone because none of them are their comfort characters

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[arrowenchantress]

Daryl: *Is carrying bags of stuff they just found*

Y/n: *Holds out hand to help*

Daryl: *Aggressively moves all the bags to one hand to hold Y/ns hand*

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[celtic-crossbow]

Y/N, giggling: You sneeze like a girl.

Daryl: How ‘bout I pound ya like a boy?

Daryl: …

Daryl: Tha’ didn’ come out righ’.

Y/N: I know what you meant. Your place or mine?

Daryl: Yers.

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[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Random person in Alexandria: Wow, your group is so strong. What’s it like being with them?

Y/N: Well, imagine being with some completely mature, civilized, and responsible people

Random person: Oh, wow! That’s great-

Y/N: *having flashbacks to every chaotic moment that has ever gone on with everyone* Now throw that image out the window

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[that-bitch-kat3]

i fully believe that James could not tell McGonagalls animagus form from any other cat so he just treated every cat like it was her

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[daddygrimes]

daryl: how do i make a date really romantic?

carol: try being mysterious.

*later, on a date with y/n*

y/n: so, where are we going?

daryl: none of yer fuckin' business.

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[moodycat42]

Negan: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Carl: Is that a picture of you?

Negan: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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[haleripley]

Aaron: I consider myself a confident driver

Daryl: YOU JUST RAN OVER FIVE PEOPLE

Aaron: Confidently!!

Jesus: *on the roof of the car* WHEEEEEEE!

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[twdxtrevor]

Y/N: would you love me if I was a worm

Daryl: why would i love a worm

. . .

Y/N: (hours later) *sighs loudly*

Rick: what's wrong y/n

Y/N: daryl said he doesn't love me

Daryl: AS A FUCKING WORM

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[blacknight2221]

Should i do a twd incorrect quotes involving my oc based on things said from me and my friends in various out of context moments?

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