#incorrect wakfu quotes

[lem0npie23]

I reached a conclusion (WAKFU SPOILERS LOL)

Dally: You could ALL this time become my arm when I lost it???

Rubilax: Dude I wanted to teach you a lesson for you to take care of your body when you fight 🙄

Dally: For FIVE YEARS (I think since I don't know his kids ages lol)???

Rubilax: It takes time to learn 🤷🏽‍♂️

#wakfu #dally wakfu #tristepin de percedal #rubilax wakfu #rubilax #incorrect wakfu quotes #incorrect quotes #it's some sort of headcanon tbh #I still find hilarous that the last Wakfu post I did got more notes than the one of The Office

[stephobrien]

Qilby: “What makes you think I won’t get rid of you and dear Balthazar?”

Yugo: “The last time you were rid of me, I was in the Shukrute, and you literally knocked yourself out getting me back.”

#Wakfu #Wakfu spoilers #Wakfu Qilby #Qilby #Yugo #Wakfu Yugo #Steph's Wakfu musings #incorrect Wakfu quotes #Seriously Qilby #you WERE rid of Yugo and you worked your ass off to get him back #when you could've easily pretended there was no way to retrieve him #you're not fooling anyone

[wearepurplejackets]

🐥 Incorrect Wakfu 🐥 Yugo: Amalia and I don’t use pet names. Adamai: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Yugo: Honey? Amalia: Yes, dear? Yugo: ... Adamai: Don't. ever. lie. to my face again.

#wakfu #wakfu season 4 #incorrect quotes #yumalia #amalia sheran sharm #wakfu yugo #wakfu evangelyne #wakfu amalia #ankama #Dofus #wakfu s4 #eliatrope #wakfu adamai #Yugo #Adamai #wakfu oc #Incorrect wakfu #Dragon intuition

[moths-are-better]

one time I stockpiled a whole bunch of incorrect quotes and I think I should finally post them

Eva: Why are you on fire?  Dally: This is just how my day is going.

Eva: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.  Yugo: Eva, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

Eva: How the hell are you still alive?  Ruel: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

Adamai : Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.

Adamai : What goes up but never comes down?  Eva: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

Yugo, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

Yugo: Is that a gun?!  Amalia : It's not what it looks like!  Yugo: It looks like a gun!  Amalia : Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot it anymore.  Yugo: ...ANYMORE?!

Adamai , singing: He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice  Amalia , also singing: Santa Claus is calling you out!

Adamai : Can I borrow five dollars?  Yugo: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back?  Adamai : Of course.  Adamai : Not directly, but with my love and affection.  Yugo: So that’s a no.

Adamai : STOP!  *Everyone stops*  Adamai : wAiT a MiNuTe-

Cop: What are your names?  Yugo: Don't tell them, Amalia .  Cop, writing: Amalia ...  Yugo: Crap.  Amalia : Nice going, Yugo.  Cop: Amalia : Uh oh.

Adamai : That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!  Yugo: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!  Adamai : Adamai : What?  Yugo: I need to feed my Neopets!

Ruel: You know, I used to play back in my gory days.  Dally: You mean glory days?  Ruel: Ah, that too.

Yugo: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY] Amaila: What's that? Yugo: Remorse code. Amaila: I'm even angrier now.

Yugo: Amaila and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-  Amaila: Sentences.  Yugo: Don't interrupt me.

Yugo: What’s up guys? I’m back. Amaila: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Yugo: Death is a social construct.

Amalia : You're violent.  Yugo: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

Yugo: Amalia and I are no longer dating.  Amalia : Yugo, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

Yugo: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Amaila: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

Yugo: How petty can you get? Amaila: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Chibi: You need a hobby.  Yugo: I have a hobby!  Chibi: Hitting Quilby isn't a hobby.

Eva: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Dally and I are dating.  Dally, Adamai, Amalia , and Yugo: *gasp*  Eva: Dally, why are you surprised?!

Amalia : Dally! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.  Dally: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

Amalia : Dally, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-  Dally: Aww, thanks-  Amalia : But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.

*Dally is fighting a monster*  Adamai: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!  Dally: The power to believe in myself!?  Adamai: No, a knife! Stab it!

I have more so I’ll post them eventually

#I’ve had some of these for months #wakfu #ankama #wakfu yugo #yugo wakfu #wakfu amalia #eliatrope council #wakfu s4 #Wakfu incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #wakfu dally #wakfu tristepin #wakfu percedal #wakfu evangelyne #amalia wakfu #amalia sheran sharm #wakfu yugo x amalia #yugo #yugo sheran sharm

[shadow-coolness]

Dally: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ruel ?

Ruel : No.

Yugo: I do!

Dally: I know, Yugo.

Yugo: I’m sad.

Dally: I know, Yugo.

#incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #wakfu #incorrect wakfu

[phosphorus-12]

The squad right before Eva and Dally's wedding Amalia: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Dally: Wait… Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Ruel: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Adamai: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Yugo, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

#wakfu amalia #wakfu evangelyne #wakfu ruel #wakfu yugo #wakfu adamai #wakfu dally #wakfu incorrect quotes

[ol-files]

#wakfu incorrect quotes #wakfu meme #toross mordal #sponge bob ref #i love pickels meme with yugo #but i feed on angts and dark humor #no spoilers

[rook2ii]

I've been messing around with an incorrect quote generator recently, and-

WHAT-

#WHY IS RUBI IN THE WASHING MACHINE????? #WHO PUT HIM THERE #wakfu #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes generator #dally #percedal #tristepin de percedal #sir percedal of sadlygrove #rookii rambles #eva #amalia #amalia sheran sharm #ruel stroud #ruel #yugo #rubilax

[th3lost4uthor]

Fan 1 : Qilby is just a misunderstood great spirit ! He was just the victim of events he had no power over ! No one understand his depth of character ! I love him with all my life !!

Fan 2 : Qilby is just a crazy traitor without true characterization like Nox ! He's just good enough for antagonism and his plans are sketchy : like he's just à psycho, man ! He ruined the plot of season 2 and I hate him !

Qilby : And just like that, I got lost in the fandom's eternal war.

#qilby #wakfu qilby #ankama #wakfu #fiction #incorrect quotes

[incorrectringsofpower]

Arondir: Galadriel, Galadriel, she’s the guy. If she gets fucked, we’re all gonna die.

Galadriel: Why do I have to suffer through this? Well, at least I’m not alone this time. [Galadriel looks to where Elendil and Míriel were, and Elendil and Míriel are nowhere in sight.]

Galadriel: Eru dammit, wait up!

#trop #trop crack #the rings of power #arondir #galadriel #elendil #miriel #incorrect quotes #incorrectringsofpower #source: wakfu abridged #inspo: incorrectocquotations

[lem0npie23]

Rubilax and Dally's first interaction be like

Rubilax: Pick a number from 1 to 10

Dally, age 8 (ig): ... really?

Rubilax: Yeah

Dally: ... 10 ówò

Rubilax: 10.. seconds of pEPPER SPRAY 👹

Dally: *Screams in baby lop*

#wakfu #dally wakfu #rubilax wakfu #tristepin de percedal #incorrect wakfu quotes #incorrect quotes #has anyone actually watched wakfu 💀 #say no to baby lops abuse

[stephobrien]

Qilby: Shinonome, help me, I beg of you!

Shinonome: No, Qilby. This has to stop.

Qilby: Why?!

Shinonome: Because you

Impersonated royalty

Kidnapped multiple children

Punched a baby

Punched the baby again

Gave your teenage brother to a Shushu

Invited the Shushu to your battle with your other brother

Attempted infanticide

Attempted fratricide

Attempted regicide

Plotted to kill a planet so you could have a family road trip

Choked ANOTHER of your brothers

And kicked him

While on the verge of losing your pants

In front of the kids you were trying to win over

And insulted the kids

And physically fought them

...and now you're trying to take these several thousand magic-powered children you orphaned, and at least two adult dragons you enraged, lock yourself in an airtight metal container with them, and fire that container into space.

Have I said enough, or would you like me to go back further than the past two days?

#Qilby #Wakfu Qilby #Shinonome #Wakfu Shinonome #Wakfu spoilers #Incorrect Wakfu quotes #Now updated with MORE chaotic Qilby bullshit #Thor Ragnarok reference #Qilby is such a rampant disaster man #and this is just his most recent round of bullshit #If I were to write a book called 'the most elaborate way to get stabbed in your sleep' #I could hardly do better than this

[wearepurplejackets]

🐥 Incorrect Wakfu 🐥

Ruel: Hey kiddo, Arpagone and I are having a baby! Yugo: Oh Ruel! That's grea- Ruel, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

#I don't think alibert approved that #Ways to get you wife back #B*tch #wakfu season 4 #wakfu #wakfu yugo #ankama #wakfu s4 #eliatrope #wakfu evangelyne #wakfu fanart #wakfu oc #wakfu ruel #Wakfu arpagone #wakfu amalia #Wakfu tristepin #yugo #ruel #Arpagone #incorrect quotes #Incorrect wakfu #dofus #dofus manga

[themockturtle-soundfrench]

#wakfu #incorrect quotes #dragon

[shadow-coolness]

Qilby: Why does everyone assume the worst of me?

Yugo: It saves time.

#incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #wakfu #incorrect wakfu #source: the nanny

[phosphorus-12]

Wakfu Incorrect Quotes Pt. 6

Amalia: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Yugo: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely Amalia: That one. I want that one.

Qilby: Fun Fact. The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime. Mina: I don't like how this is a "fun" fact. Yugo: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you!

Adamai: My only talent is being stress. Qilby: Don't you mean stressed? Adamai: No.

Qilby: “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” I would. Pussy. Nora: “I’m not gonna sink to their level” I will. Coward. Yugo: “I’m the bigger person” I’m 150cm tall give me the sword bitch.

Yugo: What did you order this morning? Mina: What do you mean? Yugo: I heard you answer the door, and I sensed food.

~U G H Y O U N G E R S I B L I N G S A R E S U C H L E E C H E S~

Yugo: We’re about to do the taser challenge. You want in? Amalia: What's the taser challenge? Nora: We tase each other, then drink. Amalia: How do you win? Qilby: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?

Yugo: What's the worst thing you guys have done? Yugo: I stole an extra cookie from the cookie jar once. Qilby: I kicked Nora in the shin- Nora: -So I kicked Qilby between the legs. Adamai: I burned a house down. Yugo: What?! Nora: What the hell is wrong with you?!? Adamai: A lot of things. Qilby: No shit.

Qilby: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.

Dally: So I got this amazing plan! Amalia: We fail almost every time you say that. Dally: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.

Yugo: Guys where did Adamai go? Dally: They got arrested. Yugo: How the- Adamai: bursts in through the window The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

Yugo: No problemo! Yugo, internally: But it was all problemo.

Yugo: You need a hobby. Adamai: I have a hobby! Yugo: Hitting Dally isn't a hobby.

Yugo: I’m gonna kill you. Adamai: Get in line!

Qilby: Nora, you’re in charge! Adamai: Nora, can we start a fire?

~She said yes~

Yugo: “I miss you” is the nicest text you can receive. Dally: “I bought a monster truck.” Amalia: You’re both wrong, it’s “I have too much money, you can have some.” Adamai: “I got you pizza.” Eva: Fools! I present to you this: “Adamai is driving to your house right now.” Ruel: “Adamai had too much money so they’re driving to your house in a monster truck with a pizza that they got for you.” Yugo: “…Because they missed you.”

Dally: This is a safety pin. cuts off end Dally: It is now a danger pin.

Amalia: Damn, the power went out. Yugo: Don’t worry, I got this. Yugo: stomps foot Amalia: What-? Yugo: Sketchers light up

Chibi: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small. Qilby: I would say infinitesimally. Yugo: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

Cop: What are your names? Nora: Don't tell them, Yugo. Cop, writing: Yugo… Nora: Crap. Yugo: Nice going, Nora. Cop: Yugo: Uh oh.

#wakfu evangelyne #wakfu yugo #wakfu amalia #wakfu ruel #wakfu dally #wakfu adamai #wakfu #wakfu incorrect quotes #wakfu chibi #wakfu nora #wakfu mina #wakfu glip #wakfu qilby