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naehja · a month ago
Noe: Time for plan G.
Vanitas: Don’t you mean plan B?
Noe: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Roland: What about plan D?
Noe: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Vanitas: Olivier refused to doing it.
Olivier: That was Roland's idea, right? è_é
Noe: Yes? ^^"
Astolfo: Roland mades it fail! And his ideas make us lose our precious time!!
Oliver: What about plan E?
Noe: I’m hoping not to use it. Jeanne dies in plan E.
Vanitas: She is not here?
Noe: I bet that she'll be here.
Astolfo: I like plan E.=)
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naehja · a month ago
Jeanne: Why are Noe and Vanitas sitting with their backs to each other?
Dominique: They had a fight.
Jeanne: Then why are they holding hands?
Dominique: They are sad about it.
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naehja · a month ago
Noe: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Noe: *turns around and helps Vanitas through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Vanitas.
Vanitas: Okay.
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naehja · a month ago
Noe, about to cry: It was me...
Roland, putting his hand on Oliver's mouth: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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naehja · a month ago
Dominique: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?
Louis, looking at Dominique: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?
Dominique and Louis in unison: *sighs* Noe
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naehja · a month ago
Noe: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Olivier: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Roland: Drunk.
Astolfo, forced to be here: Wasted.
Roland: You are too young to drink.
Vanitas, laughing: Dead.
Dominique: Veronica doesn't let me drink!
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naehja · a month ago
Noe: Louis, what do you have?
Louis: A KNIFE!
Noe: Okay, have fu-
Dominique: NO!
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naehja · a month ago
Roland: I wasn't injured. I have been lightly bitten by Noe.
Olivier: I'm sorry, you have been bitten by a vampire?
Roland: Lightly bitten.
Roland: For my defense, I was okay with that.
Olivier: *frustrated scream*
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naehja · a month ago
grounded for a week
Astolfo: I got grounded by Roland for a whole week just because I came home late.
Astolfo: the audacity of this man
Astolfo: He IS the one to get often late!!
Vanitas: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.
Noe: *sweats nervously* what are you doing Vanitas?
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naehja · a month ago
Friendship Bracelet
Noe: I made you this friendship bracelet.
Vanitas: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Noe: You don't have to wear it.
Vanitas: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Noe: I made you this friendship bracelet.
Roland: what a coincidence, I made you one too =)
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kixaxstyx · a month ago
Gano: *teaching Astolfo to drive* Okay, you’re driving and Olivier and Roland walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Astolfo: Oh, definitely Roland.
Gano: The brakes, Astolfo. You hit the brakes.
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naehja · a month ago
broken coffee maker
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Roland: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Noe: ...I did. I broke it.
Roland: No. No you didn't Noé. Astolfo?
Astolfo: Don't look at me. Look at the vampire woman here.
Dominique: What?! I didn't break it.
Astolfo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Dominique: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Astolfo: Suspicious.
Dominique: No, it's not!
Vanitas: If it matters, probably not, but Olivier was the last one to use it.
Olivier: Liar! I don't even drink that today! I drank tea!!
Vanitas: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Olivier: I use the wooden stirrers for some creative matters, for amuse the kids. Everyone knows that, Vanitas!
Noe: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Roland.
Roland: No! Who broke it!?
Vanitas: Roland... Astolfo's been awfully quiet.
Astolfo: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Roland: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Roland: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Noe: (OO)
Roland: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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panmangalover14 · 2 months ago
Vanitas: Someone will die
Noe: Of fun
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dominiqueswaifu · 6 months ago
Roland: I did a bad thing
Olivier: Does it affect me?
Roland: No.
Olivier: Then suffer in silence.
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naehja · 8 months ago
punch me
Jeanne: Punch you?
Vanitas: Yes, punch me, in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Jeanne: I always hear “punch me” when you’re speaking. But it’s usually subtext.
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eli-and-fictional-sons · 11 months ago
Noe: I've been dropping him the most obvious hints for like a month now and no response
Vanitas: Wow, he sounds stupid
Noe: He isn't really. He's so smart. Just not about feelings
Vanitas: Maybe you need to be more obvious. Like, I don't know, tell him, 'hey, I love you.'
Noe: Hey, Vanitas, I love you
Vanitas: Yeah, exactly like that. If that flies over his head then I'm sorry, but he's way too dumb for you
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blushing-vanitas · 11 months ago
Vanitas: When I die how much will you miss me?
Misha: It's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship :)
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kixaxstyx · a year ago
Dominique: I googled ‘I hate Vanitas’ and got over a thousand results.
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littlyon · a year ago
noé: this year i lost my dear friend vanitas
noé: sometimes i can still hear his voice
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violetikigai · a year ago
Vanitas: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?
Noé: At the hands of your roomate?
Vanitas: An accident
Noé: That’s how I’m gonna make it look
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