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#incorrect verkwan
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[At a bar] seungkwan, trying to flirt: So.....your place? *winks* vernon: No? I have no idea who owns this bar. seungkwan: ... [3 days later] vernon, waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night: DAMN IT
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haohao-simp · 1 year
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Vernon: come over
Seungkwan: sorry babe i'm busy
Vernon: i'm alone and there's no one at home right now
Seungkwan: i know
Vernon: what
Seungkwan: i'm hanging out with your mom and sister
Vernon: what
Seungkwan: your mom says eat your dinner
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Vernon: Periods are technically egg drop soup
Seungkwan: God made a mistake making you.
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kpopinocorrect · 1 year
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Vernon: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Seungkwan: You and me!!!
Vernon, tearing up: Okay.
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Vernon: *to Seungkwan* You're the kind of person people write songs about.
Seungkwan: Really?
Chan: Yeah, 'Stupid Hoe' by Nicki Minaj.
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imgonnagotohellanyway · 10 months
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Seungkwan:Not the made up words ://
Vernon, not looking away from the TV: Bro just marry a dictionary already
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kingdokyeom · 1 year
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Vernon: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like, "Look at this flower. This flower is taller than I am! This flower is winning and I am losing!"
Seungkwan: You are not ready to hear about trees then...
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talkinthedark-blog · 5 years
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woozi: he can't be that innocent.
seungkwan: oh yes, he is. Look at this. *calls vernon*
vernon: *arrives in the room* what?
seungkwan: bae, i think i'm pregnant..
vernon:
vernon with his mouth open:...
vernon:....b-but we use condoms.
seungkwan to woozi: you see?
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hwhjsthethic · 2 years
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seungkwan: vernon, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
vernon: i don't know, i love you, talk to you later.
seungkwan: alright, i love you too. i'll ask shua hyung.
vernon: wait- seungkwan, no-
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me-nini · 3 years
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Vernon: *kisses Seungkwan‘s cheek*
Seungkwan: what is this?
Vernon: …
Vernon: affection?
Seunkwan: disgusting!
Seunkwan: do it again
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Seungkwan:Welcome,fellow idiots.
Vernon:Hello,hyung.
Seungkwan:No, no,not you,you're not an idiot.
Vernon:You underestimate me.
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i love my verkwan they're so silly *giggling**laughing**dies*
[vernon and seungkwan sitting on the couch]
vernon: Wanna take this to the bedroom?
seungkwan, heart racing: Yeah.
vernon, picking up one side of the couch: Okay, I'll grab this end, you grab the other.
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haohao-simp · 1 year
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Seungkwan: Hey, Vernon! Let's play twenty questions!
Vernon: Sure, I'll go first. Who's your favorite singer-
Seungkwan: Yellow. So, do you like boys?
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Vernon: Look, Seungkwan and I are just bros, I don’t wanna sleep with him! Not that there’s anything wrong with two bros sleeping together. I’m not bromophobic.
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ihyuckiss · 3 years
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Seungkwan: so i heard you like bad boys
Vernon: not really
Seungkwan: oh thank god
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Seungkwan: Are you flirting with me?!
Vernon: Something like that.
Seungkwan: Finally! Do it some more.
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