Chaeyoung: Jihyo unnie taught me to think before I act
Chaeyoung: So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision
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nayeon, driving with jihyo: there's the restaurant; right over there. now park, jihyo
jihyo: yeah, what?
nayeon: i said park, jihyo
jihyo: yeah, what do you want?
nayeon: park, jihyo!
jihyo: YES? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
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nayeon: am i in trouble?
jihyo: take a guess.
nayeon: ...no?
jihyo: take another guess.
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Jihyo: So you called Nayeon for help instead of me??
Jeongyeon: Well, I mean, if you’re wanting to do something stupid you wouldn’t exactly call the voice of reason, now would you?
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regulus: i absolutely smashed that autism test
sirius: ...
james: i think you should look into that-
regulus: nonsense. i simply am not physically capable of failing. nothing more.
remus: yeah, same
sirius: ...
james, whispering to sirius: gotta love our autistic boyfriends <3
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Dean: That shirt looks great, Y/n.
Y/n: Thanks.
Dean: But I bet it would look even better on Sam's floor.
Sam: Are you hitting on Y/n... for me?
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"You can't aggressively sell people cars Crowley!"
"Why'not?"
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Soulsborne Final Bosses poorly explained
Dark Souls: God is senile, forcibly retire him.
Dark Souls 2: Lich King Cersei Lannister tricked you into doing her dirty work or Treebeard with the One Ring beats your ass.
Dark Souls 3: Parry all you want, you can’t parry the feels.
Sekiro: Swordsman hatches from grandson, shoots you in face.
Bloodborne: Local paraplegic regains use of legs specifically to kick your ass. Failing that, the moon does it for him.
Elden Ring: Kill God’s malesona and pet amoeba.
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Jihyo: *holding an antique bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Momo: *takes the bottle and chugs the whole thing*
Momo: It's perfume
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chaeyoung: how come you've been acting so nice lately?
tzuyu: what do you mean?
chaeyoung: i don't know. you've just been acting nicer than usual
tzuyu: i can punch you if you want
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tzuyu: whats nostalgia?
jeongyeon: its when you miss something really old
[nayeon walks in]
nayeon: im back!
tzuyu:
tzuyu, whispering: nostalgia...
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Dahyun: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.
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Kaz: *dies*
Jesper: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!
Nina: Bullshit. One month.
Matthias: Six weeks.
Wylan, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KAZ JUST DIED!
Inej, scratching her chin in thought: Eight days.
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