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headcanonthings · 1 year

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Dinah: What do rainbows mean to you?

Tim: Gay rights.

Jason: There's money.

Dick: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.

Damian: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu quotes #incorrect justice league quotes #incorrect Batman quotes #dinah lance #black canary #i don't know much about her tbh #but every time she pops up in fics she's acting as some kind of therapist #i'm imaging she's asking this as some sort of litmus test or something #Tim Drake #red robin dc #Jason Todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #Damian Wayne #robin

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reaperlight · 8 months

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Frances: Now, the next time someone decides to bully you, what do you do?

Dinah: Cry?

Frances: No. You tell me, or you tell someone you trust like Ollie or Helena--

Dinah: ...What about dad?

Frances, [grimly]: Unless you want the bully dead, I recommend you not tell them anything.

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irregularjohnnywiggins · 1 year

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Look, I don't want to be mean and message the person directly, but someone commented on the Bruce-Oliver twitter post that it was OOC for Oliver because 'Oliver Queen would be happy to be a billionaire because he's everything Bruce haters think Bruce is' and, like, tell me you've never read a Green Arrow comic without telling me you've never read a Green Arrow comic.

#green arrow #oliver queen #fair warning: if you track down and harass this person over their incorrect Green Arrow opinions I will fight you #but seriously though #the only way you can interact with Green Arrow and assume he'd be down with billionaires is either only watching Arrow #or having fallen into a coma circa 1970 something and only just waking up #like Oliver Queen has gone through multiple storylines where he loses all of his money #and all of them end with the conclusion that he is a better person when he isn't a billionaire or anything close to it #hell the first if these?#Dennis O'Neil rewrote the inciting incident a few years later to make it so that Oliver *willingly donates* all of his money #because he thought the original plotline was too weak and wishy-washy and wanted to make it clear that the money itself was the problem #look. Is Oliver Queen an asshole a lot of the time? Yes.#Can you make an entirely legitimate argument that Green Arrow weakens a lot of other characters (especially Black Canary) by association?#Yes #Is it entirely legitimate to dislike Oliver Queen? I have several mutuals who loathe him so I'd say yes #but to cast Oliver in a specific light that has practically no basis in the actual canon? That blows.#again I cannot stress enough: don't harass the person who made that comment

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boopsterliv · 2 years

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Robin: Regina, I don’t quite get what you mean. All of the couples we know are not idiots.

Regina: You just don’t know them well enough then!

Robin: Then do tell.

Regina: Gold bought an entire library for his wife, yet doesn’t know how to say ‘hey, can we have sex tonight?’ Even though they probably had sex before he bou-you know what, I don’t wanna think about it.

Robin: He’s just not used to being with someone. That doesn’t prove much.

Regina: Please. A guy with no face is too awkward to put the moves on a woman who’s clearly into him. They even kissed and part of him still thinks he’s in the friendzone.

Robin: Wait, how do they-nevermind. Still, two examples.

Regina: Get ready for a third then. We’ve got a space alien riding on a ship with an ai that’s in love with him. And they don’t know how to talk about their obvious feelings.

Robin: A space... Okay, but still-

Regina: Oh no, here’s the best one. You’ve got a captain on a time travel crew, right? And her third-in-command is her ‘best friend’. I don’t think I’ve ever seen two people flirt and have eye-sex in my life.

Robin: ... Except us.

Regina: ...

Robin: So, judging by the logic put on display here, we too would be idiots?

Regina: ... Oh fuck.

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gildedlead · 3 months

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All of the Wayne kids’ favorite Leaguers: True and Real and Accurate

Dick: Wonder Woman! Bear with me. Please. I think Superman was his favorite BEFORE he met Clark. Once he learned how big of a dork he was, the magic was sort of lost, doubly so when Clark became his unofficial stepdad. Diana? She stayed cool. Not to mention that in his Robin days, she often humored whatever hare-brained impulses he’d get. Please picture Batman’s bewildered expression when he finds Dick dangling from the Watchtower light fixture he specifically designed to be impossible for him to reach. Diana just, -shrug- “He said please.” You threw him Diana. You threw that child. She’d probably still throw him if he asked nicely, hell, she’d probably do it even before he has to ask. It’s ‘Boy Wonder’, not ‘Boy Bat’.

Jason: Black Canary. ‘Wonder Woman is Jason’s fav’ believers PLEASE hear me out. I think that Diana is Jason’s favorite in a ‘celebrity crush’ way, but Dinah is Jason’s favorite in a ‘cool aunt’ way. He met her unofficially at the Watchtower, but actually started hanging out with her thanks to Roy. They both like motorcycles and kicking ass, plus Young Justice having Canary as a therapist melds well with my vision of her helping Jason heal. And I think she’s used to yelling at Bruce on Oliver’s behalf, so it’s no big to do it on Jason’s too.

Tim: The Flash! If Dinah is the cool aunt, Barry is the cool uncle. Guy that shows up at the function with all the best snacks. He might eat half of them himself but damn if he didn’t bring them. In all seriousness, Tim saw pretty great merit in knowing a forensics guy that he can basically talk to anytime he’s stumped with a case without having to go through the “sorry to wake you” song and dance. Barry occasionally gets unhinged texts that are in the vein of “hey can you go about ten minutes back in time and tell past me about _____”. They’re usually pretty low stakes but sometimes there’s just a “got stabbed, do-over?” jumpscare sprinkled in. Bruce will never ever get shit from Barry about kid troubles. That man is a saint in Flash’s eyes.

Cass: Captain Marvel. She didn’t like him at all during their first meeting. For a person that’s good at reading body language, I imagine that seeing genuinely childish behavior on a grown man would be giving some crazy mixed signals. Once she learns that his powers are magic in origin rather than being alien or meta, her mind opens up a little more to the possibility that his exterior appearance might not be indicative of his actual identity. Cass guesses his age by their next proper meeting and makes it her business to keep an eye on him, always asking Bruce about him after he returns from League missions. Your honor, that 7’5” brick wall Champion of Magic is actually just Cass’ little buddy. She’s gonna get him some ice cream or something.

Steph: Green Lantern. Hal and Barry are like uncles, except if Barry is the cool one, Hal is the cringe one. Lucky for Hal, being a boyfailure is a good way to amuse Steph. Those two are gonna spend hours arguing with Bruce just for the hell of it, backing each other up on completely incorrect claims (Steph does it because it’s funny, Hal does it because he believes her). He does get bonus points for bringing her cool space snacks whenever he comes back from trips off-world. One of her favorite foods is a sort of hi-chew/gum thing from some other planet in Sector 2418 that doesn’t dissolve or lose its flavor, even after chewing it for days on end.

Damian: Aquaman. He’s a king. Like, an actual king. And he can communicate with fish. Arthur heard about Damian’s temper from the rest of the Leaguers and straight up does not believe it because every time he’s spoken to Damian, it’s been “hello your majesty can you introduce me to an octopus I have a few questions for it”. This one’s short. But I feel it speaks for itself.

Duke: Superman. Clark was NOT told about Signal taking up the day shift in Gotham until he was flying in to compare notes (read: flirt), with Bruce and met Duke when they both went to intercept a carjacking. Clark tries to be responsible like “I feel obligated to let you know that Batman doesn’t take kindly to metas in his city”, only for Duke to point at the big ol bat on his chest. After that, Duke usually intercepts Big Blue’s flight path anytime he comes into Gotham and the two just kind of hang out and shoot the shit while he does his patrol. Duke is also a little bit stoked to be regularly hanging out with The Superman, but even after the awe wears off, he can’t help but still think of Clark as just a cool, friendly guy. He gets someone to share the airspace with, Clark gets a bat he can stay in the sun with, it’s a win/win all around. Congrats Clark, you got one.

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solar-wing · 9 months

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⚣ YJ BatBro Incorrect Quotes: Scooby Doo ⍘

⚣ ⍘ A/N → ah memories. My first ever BatBro and Conner Kent post. Time sure does fly. Anyway, what I said still stands. There needs to be more Conner Kent x Male Reader and just male reader content in general. Batfam included :) WARNINGS: typical chaos, fluff, sibling arguments, random humor

⚣ ⍘ Summary → You join the Young Justice Team against the wishes of your father, Bruce Wayne aka Batman, who doesn't want his youngest son to join the superhero world. You've also got a mad crush on Conner Kent aka Superboy. Ever since you've joined though, you've got this weird habit of having moments in life feel like incorrect quotes. Oh well...

REBLOGS and replies are greatly appreciated, please! 💛

⚣ ENJOY 💛

Superboy: Gee, Dad. Does this mean you finally accept what I want to do with my life me as your son?

Superman: *laughs* Hah-hah-ooh Superboy.

Superman: No.

Superboy: *sad*

You: *calm murderous*

*Batman, Red Tornado, Black Canary, and the Team in the mission room with you & Kid Flash dressed up like waitressing girls*

You: Um, like this isn't exactly what I had in mind. Why are KF & I dressed up like girls when Artemis & M'Gann are girls?

Wally: Yeah *pulling on dress* my skirt's too tight.

Artemis: Because M'Gann & I refused.

*You & Wally grumbling*

You: *dialing Conner* Sphere? It's Y/N. Put Conner on.

You: *Pause* ...because you're almost impossible to understand on a phone.

*Kid Flash leading everyone through a door and shutting it*

*Demon Vampire that looks like Batman locks the door trapping everyone inside and throws away the key*

DV: FOOLS!

*runs away*

You: *mocking Kid Flash* 'Everybody! In Here!' Nice.

Kid Flash: How was I supposed to know we'd get locked in by your dad?

You: It's a cage KF! You always want to stay on the outside of a cage. And that's NOT MY DAD!

DV: *brooding*

You: I don't think...

Robin: *facepalms*

*everyone looking down an ominous tunnel*

You: I wonder where it leads?

Superboy: Only one way to find out. *drops down chute*

Superboy: All clear! Come on down!

You: Catch me Superboy! *drops down and lands on your butt*

Superboy: Did you say something Y/S/N?

You: *sigh* never mind.

*Wally receives message from Kent Nelson*

You: What does it say?

Message from Kent: HEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: Heep? What the hecks that mean?

*finding Kent*

Kent: I meant to type 'Help!" I'm no good with these new fangled gadgets.

*talking about Bruce to the team*

You: Every day for two weeks now, he runs screaming down the hall and ends up sleeping in the yard. Is that normal?

Wally: For your dad? Probably.

Speedy: What's up with Superboy?

*Superboy screaming and ripping his shirt off*

You: Oh, he's just in the zone. It'll pass.

You: If not, we'll spray him with a hose.

*you and the team show up at the hospital*

You: Can we help you with anything?

Bruce: No. Go away.

M'Gann: Who's the patient?

Bruce: An employee at Wayne Tech. Go away.

Wally: What happened to him?

Bruce: it's classified...go away.

*You and Artemis watching Wally and Conner spar*

Artemis: Hey Y/N, let me ask you something. If you liked a boy...?

You: *gasps* WHO TOLD YOU?! Was it one of my brothers?? Dick! Hmm, he thinks he's so perfect. WELL, what no one knows is he has a SIXTH TOE on his...

Artemis: UH! What are you talking about?

You: I- Clearly, not what you were talking about…

BONUS:

DV: LET ME GO! I'LL DRAIN YOU ALLLL!!!

You: Dad, you're vampiring is tearing this family apart! I'm sorry but you've left me no choice. I'm going to have to stake you! *randomly pulls out a wooden stake and mallet*

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gaslighter-of-gods · 3 months

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I have a theory about the statements.

So the statement have themes. For the first episode I thought it was Frankenstein because he says only parts of him are there (I think he just means he's not who he was in life and the Frankenstein's monster thing might be a red herring) so I think it could be about the myth of Orpheus and Erydice, with her wanting to see her lost love one last time. Tying into the second statement being a warning would also make sense with this theme of not going underground (meaning the undeworld) .And I do not know how but flowers undeground just screams Persephone to me, like it's not too obvious of a reference but it's there. I think they have unknowingly alinged themselves with some entity and we'll get to hear their story later on. As for the Orpheus and Erydice reference it works on a second level if Jon and Martin are in the computer talking about their own doomed love story, with Martin saying "I couldn't not see him again. I had to try." and Jon answering about how he shouldn't have tried and follow him to the "underworld" (ep200), while at the same time warning Sam not to follow on their footsteps. This is what happens when you get involved with the magnus institute. Not to forgetting that Martin already saved Jon from the underworld once (the coffin).

Oh my god I just realized! A canary is a songbird like Orpheus is a singer!!!! Canaries should stay above ground. We start with two statements because they are linked in some way.

For the second statement I thought it was based on the portrait of Dorian Grey and it still might be but it would also make sense to be the story of Pygmalion and Gallatea, I briefly thought it might be the story of Narcissus because of how obsessed she was about the way she looked, but then I remembered that they only agreed to tattoo her after she said she was an artist. So in some ways she asked them to bring her artwork into life and they did and they gave her that "ability".

The third statement is about the myth of Daphne and Apollo. Samuel is being chased throughout the whole statement. Running from his love but in a different way. He is actively being turned into a tree. He wants to see the sun, "I so much want to see it again. I want to be warm again". Apollo is the god of sun. At first we can see an invesrion of the roles of Apollo and Gaia (in some versions Zeus but in this case it's definately Gaia) that is supposed to save Daphne. That continues to the roll of Samuel and Maddie. Also Jasmine (according to google) means gift from god as if turning into a tree is a gift to him so he doesn't have to run anymore. At the end he seems so himself. Turning into a tree and bathing into the sunlight.

So the first one is associated with Hermes (at first I considered Hades but I think that's incorrect) the god that hepled Orpheus go into the Underworld that also associated with the alchemical sign for Mercury, quicksilver which alchemists thought trancended life and death.

And the second one that is associated with Aphrodite (because Pygmalion made offerings to her altar for the statue to come to life) was that is the sign Venus, that is represented with copper (acording to google there is copper in blue pigments, I don't anything about tattoos).

I think the third is both associated with the symbol for earth for Gaia that represents stability and stillness and the the sun for Apollo that can represent light and divinity.

I don't think they are doing a horror Percy Jackson thing, I think that how the gods have different domains and are associated with specific things so will the fears but I could be completely wrong.

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #this could be just ramblings #tmagp theory #tmgp ep3 spoilers #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp speculation #tmgp alchemy #tmgp spoilers #tmgp statements #tmgp greek mythology

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sleepy0s · 7 months

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L Sam

This showed up in my incorrect quotes.

Yhs Sam: Hey, can you do me a favor?

Evo grian: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.

Yhs Sam: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?

Evo grian: Oh, no, I do.

Yhs Sam: Well, what is it?

Evo grian: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.

(SO to make this work, ima say YHS Sam was transported to the Evo timeline)

———

You know, when Sam woke up this week he didn’t think he was going to end up in a different server and time. But hey, at least Gree-on and Taurtis are here.

~~

“Why is it like this!?” Sam yelled at the sky, once again. Minecraft Beta sucked. “I’ll just go ask Gree-on for help.” So of he went, searching for Grian.

He found him at spawn, he unfortunately was with two others, a blondie with small canary wings and some funky looking moth girl. Whatever, he’d still ask.

“Hey! Gree-on!” The moth girl immediately brought Grian closer to her, staring daggers at Sam, “Jeez okay..aggressive much.”

Grian sighed, “what do you want?”

“Gree-on can you do me a favor..?” Grian pretended to think about it for a second, whispering to the canary who started laughing. “Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.”

Sam seemed taken aback, “you don’t even have a legitimate excuse?”

“No. No I do.”

Sam crossed his arms, his rabbit ears flopping forwards in annoyance, “Well what is it?”

Grian leaned back into the moth girl, “You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.” The moth girl watched Sam’s face turn into fury and started chuckling.

“Oh you! Gree-on how dare you! You watch. I’ll go find this ‘Evo smp’ Admin.” He put quotation marks around the words Evo Smp and stormed of, leaving the three laughing.

#grian #pearlescentmoon #jimmy solidarity #samgladiator yhs #evo smp #samgladiator #Sleepy0s

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starglowwos · 11 months

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curses, coincidences, and deity influences

so um. i kinda wrote an essay of some sorts

version that might be easier to read is at https://goldstargloww.neocities.org/goldsaysstuff/

the canary curse

canary call, the first to fall / forever caged in different walls. everyone knows this one - canaries were used in coal mines in the 1900s as a warning to miners that there where toxic gases such carbon dioxide or other asphyxiant gases in the air, which would effect small warm blooded animals faster than larger ones due to their quicker respiratory exchange. canaries were found to be more sensitive and effective than mice as they showed more visible signs of distress. canaries were brought into mines in carriers and cages to save the miners, often at the expense of their own lives (though sometimes they had little oxygen bottles to revive the birds)

this is jimmy. jimmy is always out first, without fail, in every season. he's the first one to be struck with lightning and separated from everyone else.

3rd life; died in a war with his husband despite being in a bunker.

last life; died because he got a bit too greedy as a red life and tried to push his brother-figure into a trap, and then faced the consequences.

double life; got caught and strangled by an enderman, leaving his cursed by proxy soulmate to die alone.

limited life; once again got too greedy as a red life and fell off the bridge along with the tnt minecraft he tried to push off of it. in fact, this wasn't even supposed to ever happen. he was supposed to die earlier, when etho got his boogey kill, but he got the incorrect amount of time subtracted from his total. he wasn't supposed to be alive - he was dead before he hit the ground.

two deaths from trying to keep himself safe, two from fall damage, two from greed. ironic how a bird dies twice from falling to his death, huh?

the canary in the coal mine analogy is actually vaguely referenced in the very first parts of 3rd life session one. martyn's digging down and asks bigb to sing for him so when martyn can't hear him anymore he knows he's dug too deep and it's time to leave

miners attempted to revive their canaries because of how much they relied on them. jimmy, however? no potential for revival there.

attempts to break the curse have been made. they've never succeeded.

jimmy's never seen anyone permadie. he's never seen a dead body. the day he does, if ever, is surely gonna hurt. "that should've been me".

the watcher curse

this one isn't really official, it's more of a pattern, and one harder to 'prove'. those who are watcher aligned (ex. grian) tend to cause themselves and their allies to lose or die early.

grian

grian caused scar's death in 3rd life.

all the southlanders died in last life, hell jimmy and mumbo were to his own hands, the two he was closest to.

he killed bigb in double life despite them being secret soulmates.

all the bad boys and clockers died in limited life, many because of him, notably scar.

the listener blessing

pretty much the opposite to the watcher curse, where everyone who's listener aligned (ex. scott, martyn, pearl) tend to cause themselvs and their allies to win or live longer.

scott

grian won third life with scar as second place - scott was allies with both of them

scott himself won last life with pearl, his closest ally, in the top four

pearl (and technically scott, in a sense) won double life with the other half of the divorce quartet as second or third/fourth place. tilly death do us part!

martyn won limited life by betraying his own mean gill, "and i wouldn't have had it any other way."

scott has been allied with every single person who has won one of these death games up to limited life.

martyn

dogwarts, despite not winning in the end, certaintly got very close to it. and martyn was the last of the king and his hand to die.

he made it to the top four in last life and in double life

he won limited life, maybe not the most honorably, but it's been coming all the way since red winter and his plan for red spring. and the watchers were notably involved in this win, too. "THIS IS A DEATH MATCH FOR A REASON."

the phoenix curse (etho)

every odd numbered season, etho loses his last life to fire/burning. in even numbered seasons, nothing fire/burning related even really happens

unnamed (joel)

joel always tends to end up alone and desperate for kills

the watcher's self fulfilling prophecy

the idea that because us, the watchers, the viewers, believe in these curses and stuff, makes them true

the canary curse

the idea that the watchers pushed jimmy off skynet in limited life to continue the canary curse

the widow curse

sort of ties into the watcher curse and listener blessing. the thought that with grian, he causes his allies to die and him to be left standing. with the listener aligned players, they're the only ones left standing until the end.

referenced by scott and cleo in third life, when their husbands die they'd make the widow's alliance

grian never being boogeyman

grian is a watcher who's inserted himself into the games. if he wasn't ever meant to play, if he was only ever meant to watch, why should he be a valid entry?

could be tied to the amount of lives he got in last life, as well. he wasn't meant to be there in the first place. why let him play longer?

the AFK session (grian)

canonically (to eyesandears), grian was pulled away from his body during the AFK session. "pause, unpause, we paralyze / a vacant stare for wandering eyes."

the watchers are pissed that grian keeps getting to play. they're trying their best to rip him out of the games and return to their grasp.

the border

"here's the thing about being beyond the veil - we're already dead."

being beyond the border doesn't protect you. it only hurts you. grian knows this because he's a watcher

bigb's invisibility

bigb was briefly invisible to scott during a fight in limited life due to a glitch in the game. what if this is just because the watchers hate scott with a passion and wanted to make his life harder? we already know they hate him

the fact that it was bigb, a former evo member, is interesting too…

playing by the rules - compliance and refusal

martyn either tries his hardest and fails, or obliges against his will.

his attempted boogey kill on scott failed and the shadow was very upset with him for this. they gave him one job and he failed.

he was very clearly influenced by the watchers to break the notion that red lives should all of a sudden be honorable at the final few again.

scott's outright denial

scott tried the whole boogeyman thing once in last life, but the next time he straight up refused to play by the rules. he told everyone he was the boogeyman and laid out his plan of playing as normal unless a situation arises where he could steal a kill.

he denied his soulmate in double life and went and got a new one

rushed boogey kill in limited life instead of building up the suspense the watchers wanted

has technically won 2/4 games.

bdubs being unwatched

bdubs didn't record his limited life perspective. he could only have been watched through others's perspectives, or heard about.

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department-of-landing-strategies · 3 hours

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Incorrect Quotes entirley sourced from OSP (part 2)

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(Out of the group, Oliver is the one stuffed with the most amount of procrasination energy)

Oliver: Technically, I am supposed to be doing my homework

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(Penny relaying the consequences of Hermione starting the path of exitential questioning to Percy, Oliver, Audrey and Marcus)

Penny: Baby's first existential question, where did we come from?

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(Drunken Penny rambling about money and historical documentaion)

Penny: Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you historical documentation

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(The people most pleased about He-Who-Lacks-A-Nose's second rise to power is the people still alive that supported him)

Percy: Which is great if the goal is making the world a exponentially shittier place to live

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(Never leave Percy and Penny alone with potion supplies or they will make the wierdest potions. Also best not to ask them about their potions. Lookin at you specifically weird second year potion that was supposed to be a Fire Protection Potion)

Penny: It's a- you know what. No, I don't think I'll elaborate on that

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(Lamenting about others plans usually revels possible stupidity especially when the person whose plan it was is the golden trio or Voldemort)

Percy: Did I say better? I ment mind-boggingly stupid.

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(Probably best not to pick a fight with actual birds if your animagi form is a red canary or any kind of bird)

Percy: Remind me never to pick a fight with a magpie. Apparently, those little scamps are stronger than they look

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(Gilderoy Lockhart teaching DADA was a disaster, probably even more so with Audrey in the class)

Audrey: Unorthodox display of hubris but very well

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(A lot of the groups advice is based in consequences of their own actions, not helped by Marcus being similar to Draco in his first two years)

Marcus: Hey, I never said I wasn't a hypocrite.

~~~~~

(Percy realising he has to call Voldermort the Dark Lord to everyone he interacts with in The Voldy Controlled Ministry)

Percy: I dunno know if I really want to say this five million times.

#percy weasley #audrey weasley #marcus flint #penelope clearwater #oliver wood

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wintersguile · 7 months

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Getting my fix don't mind me. Seth/keru 16, ferrand/Paz 2, ferrand/masarec 23, ferrand/paz/masarec 25, paz/masarec 24, afzal/raf 14, isolde/Fenn 3

Seth/Keru - 16

“Dance with me?”

"You know I'm no good at that."

"Incorrect, I know that you are good at that, and that you're just shy."

Seth looks at him flatly, and Keru beams--he already knows he's won when Seth doesn't immediately say no.

"Just one."

"YES!"

Ferrand/Paz - 2

"...you're staring, Paz."

Pazkhal touches one hand to his chest with exaggerated astonishment. "Me? Staring at you? No..."

Ferrand rolls one of his shoulders and huffs a laugh, "Not fooling anyone, let alone me."

"I've just...I’ve never seen you smile like that.”

Ferrand is silent for a moment, most of his face in shadow. But the quiet little grin is still on his face when he turns back. "Get used to it."

Ferrand/Masarec - 23

Masarec curses colorfully as the careful draping they'd been toiling over for the past hour tumbles gracelessly to the floor. Of course, the knight commander chooses this exact moment to visit.

"Rough day?"

Masarec sniffs disdainfully in his general direction, bundling the silk in their arms, "None of your concern."

Ferrand leans in the doorway to their workshop, eyeing the sorry state of their progress. "Need a hand?"

“As if you would really do that for me.”

Ferrand steps wordlessly over discarded drafts to reach for the fallen dressform. Masarec stares at the strong line of his shoulders for only a moment longer than strictly necessary.

Ferrand/Paz/Masarec - 25

Masarec whips by Pazkhal's open study door in a harried swirl of bright red fabric and jingling beads, cackling.

Pazkhal shakes his head and dips his quill once more, just in time for Ferrand to rush by, looking stormy.

When he peers out into the hallway, Pazkhal can't help but double over in laughter. Masarec is attempting to use the hall's banner to scale up to a high window while Ferrand makes a grab for them.

“Why is he chasing you?”

Masarec grins--the cat who caught the canary--and proudly proclaims, "No reason!"

"They started something they won't finish," Ferrand huffs.

"He really does want to finish, if you catch my drift..."

Paz/Masarec - 24

There's the telltale gentle clink of jewelry as Masarec sidles up to him. They can be so charming when they want to be, Pazkhal thinks.

He does not relent, keeps his back straight and his gaze focused on his book for the time being. Barely a minute later, the fidgeting starts. Masarec shifts on the chaise. Pazkhal turns a page.

"I'm just saying. It'd be nice."

Paz hums noncommittally. Masarec huffs, then goes suspiciously quiet. With a shift of silk, they slide off of the chaise.

“Do I have to get on my hands and knees and beg?”

Pazkhal turns another page and deigns to look them over, wild curls spilling over one revealed shoulder. "It would not hurt your case."

Afzal/Raf - 14

“In case I do not come back, I want you to know something.”

Afzal immediately sets down his embroidery and comes to Rafaeyel's side, "Don't say things like that."

Rafaeyel's face pinches delicately, "I will not pretend there is not danger in any outing. You understand this well."

There's always this air of heaviness around him nowadays. Afzal would give almost anything to lift some of that weight from his shoulders.

"The book on the desk..."

Afzal leans into him, listening.

"Do not unmark my page. There would be sever consequences."

Afzal jostles him with snort, and the spark of mischief in Rafaeyel's eyes is a welcome sight.

Isolde/Fenn - 3

Fennimosa finds it harder to leave every time they do this, and Isolde does not make it any easier. She reaches for her in her sleep, unknowing, trusting, even as Fennimosa slips deftly out of her embrace and back into her clothes.

She's not as deft as she thought, clearly, when Isolde stirs awake behind her. "Sorry, darling. I meant to let you rest."

"You're leaving?" Isolde yawns, rolling over to look at her properly.

Fennimosa slides her knives back into place, hidden among her corset's boning, "Yes, darling. I can't stay the night this time."

“What do you mean, you can’t stay?”

She sighs and leans over to placate Isolde with a kiss, though when she goes to pull away, Isolde holds her there for a moment longer, one strong arm looped around her.

"Next time. Next time you'll stay."

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Sorry to ask but did you remember a fanfic about Jaune or his father having a weird sexual tension with raven I remember it's on Tumblr

About Papa Arc and Raven having sexual tension? Not that I can remember. The only time I remember them interacting was the dragonslayer series I was incorrect quoting from the Oni Girlfriend series by pcmaniac.

As for Canary sexual tension, well... There is a lot. Some of it actual smut. But off the top of my head, the only one I can think of was the one that ended with Jaune having a daughter show up on his doorstep.

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A and Q for Ed for that dirty headcanon game? :3

Dirty A-Z headcanon game

18+ under the cut <3

A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?)

Ok, first off, Ed absolutely watches too much porn. I don't think he's had much, if any, action throughout his life, so most of his ideas and perceptions around sex come from porn. I.e. he has a lot of incorrect perceptions and beliefs around sex due to this. His interests probably swing from hardcore dom/sub stuff (both femdom and not) and humiliation kind of stuff that is degrading towards women. I don't think he'd be interested in some soft amateur shit; it would make him angry and jealous.

I don't know if Ed would use toys. If he did, it would be like fleshlight/dildo. I don't think he'd get anything fancy just for himself. And even if he has a partner, there might be hesitation due to inadequacy fears. But overall, I think he'd mostly stick to his hands. But anyway, he gets off to disgusting, depraved porn far too often.

Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?)

Ed is not quiet. If he's by himself, it's more breathy and bitten-back moans. He tries to keep himself quiet when he's alone because he doesn't like to hear himself and how he's getting himself off.

If he's with someone, he's a lot more disinhibited. It's easy to get him to sign like a little canary. Lots of moans, whimpers and nonsensical pleading. He really likes when his partners are loud; it makes him feel good and acts as affirmation that he's doing good. If his partner is silent, there'd be much anxiety over whether he's doing good enough.

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boopsterliv · 2 years

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Literally how the scene plays out

#i spent way too much time on this #hello people following for writing!#here's a shitpost lol #captain canary #sara lance #leonard snart #incorrect quotes #legends of tomorrow incorrect quotes #meme #shitpost #legends of tomorrow

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Finally caught up on Critical Role and I have a lot of thoughts about FCG and where their trajectory might be from this point on.

1. We got our best glimpse at a pre-Calamity Aeormatons in EXU through automatons of Avalir. They were created with one purpose: service.

2. FCG is significantly more advanced than the robits of Avalir, but I think that is because Aeor had cracked the code on the arcane equivalent of artificial intelligence. Aeor had advanced enough so that their automatons could provide more complex services.

3. Dollars to donuts that FCG was one of many cleric-bots developed to alleviate both the physical and mental suffering of the Aeorian population. We know from EXU/Zerxus that a god isn't needed to channel this kind of power.

4. Due to WIZARD HUBRIS ™, the denizens of Aeor never considered their creations anything more than a means to an end. Capable of mimicking personhood in a way indistinguishable from the wizards around them, though certainly NOT people themselves.

5. For an indeterminate amount of time, they poured their pain and trauma into FCG and others like them with no thought given on the impact it would have on them. Why would you wonder how a toilet felt about the turd you left behind in it?

6. They were incorrect, of course. FCG is clear proof that somewhere along the way, Aeor's arcane AI lost the artificial. Aeormatons crossed the Rubicon and became something more. Something with thoughts, feelings, fears, and hopes. Something with a soul.

7. And that's where they went wrong. Blinded to the personhood of the Aeormatons, they neglected to install any kind of emotional release valve (physical or otherwise).

8. We now know that stress from holding this volume of emotional baggage has caused FCG at least twice now to disassociate and lash out violently in self-defense.

9. Thanks to Imahara Joe we also know that there are an unknown number of Aeormatons awakening all over Exandria. It is likely they will be creations of similar sentients to FCG but with different designations. We know they existed through the discovery of Devexian in C2.

10. Think about that. Aeormaton soldiers with no choice but to kill. Aeormaton servants who were abused by their owners. Aeormatons who were discarded as trash when a newer model came out. All coming back online with centuries worth of unresolved trauma corroding their circuits.

11. FCG is the canary in the coal mine for the possibility of a very real robot uprising. Unless these Aeormatons can be identified and provided ways to process their abuse by those who created them, I think we're going to see more episodes of robot-on-person violence.

12. And, if what FCG, a *cleric-bot*, could cause enough destruction to take out an entire adventuring party imagine what an unhinged soldier-bot could unleash. Or, worse, the havoc a group of Aeormatons could unleash together. The robot apocalypse is NIGH.

#critical role #bells hells #fcg #fresh cut grass #critical role campaign 3

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Best craftable weapons in Destiny 2, ranked

The hunt for the peerlessly rolled weapon in Destiny 2 will be wrought with frustration and tedium. Fortuitously, weapon shaping means that you can create the weapons of your goals, however the place do you begin with over 100 to select from? These are one of the best craftable weapons in Destiny 2. Associated: Learn how to get the Navigator in Destiny 2

Learn how to craft weapons in Destiny 2

Picture: PC Invasion Simply so we’re all on the identical web page, let me shortly clarify methods to craft earlier than I begin recommending particular weapons. Gamers achieve the Deepsight capacity in the course of the introductory missions within the Witch Queen DLC. Deepsight is required for weapon shaping and is obtainable to all gamers. As soon as Deepsight is earned, you'll be able to go to the Enclave on Savathun’s Throne World. You usually want 5 of the identical Weapon Patterns to craft a gun. You’ve most likely seen you've got some weapons with a purple border round them, and you'll gather the patterns from these.

Picture: PC Invasion You possibly can ‘Form’ (craft) the matching weapon on the Enclave, and that weapon’s perks will be blended and matched everytime you like. Beware that Shaping is sort of resource-heavy, so I like to recommend saving it on your favorites. One of the best factor about this technique is you'll be able to apply ‘enhanced traits’ which are stronger than ordinary. Some traits would require you to stage up the weapon, which will be completed by utilizing it in battle. You can too spend assets within the Enclave to expedite the method. In addition to random purple border drops, you should use Deepsight Harmonizers to collect a sample from any applicable weapon. Needless to say Deepsight Harmonizers are exceptionally uncommon and might solely be used as soon as per gun.

Destiny 2: One of the best Shapeable weapons

There are tons of various weapons accessible for Shaping. Lots of the finest weapons are Raid unique, however as these are out of attain for almost all of gamers, I received’t embrace them right here. Listed here are my picks for one of the best craftable weapons in Destiny 2, with some instructed perks to make your individual. Whereas I’ve ranked these with essentially the most fascinating at primary, each gun right here is value your time. #8 Tripwire Canary

Picture: PC Invasion - Weapon Sort: Bow - Component: Arc In relation to Bows, you’d be hard-pressed to get me to commerce out my Unique Want Ender. That stated, in case you should use a Legendary Bow, you'll be able to’t go incorrect with the Tripwire Canary. The Tripwire Canary will be Formed with Archer’s Tempo and Frenzy. This mixture makes the weapon really feel far snappier than most different Bows in Future 2. The speed of fireside feels nice, and Frenzy will increase harm output once you’re in fight. There are a number of Shapeable Bows, however on the time of writing, that is the one one I like to recommend spending your hard-earned assets on. #7 Brya’s Love

Picture: PC Invasion - Weapon Sort: Scout Rifle - Component: Void I’m a giant fan of Scout Rifles, however many appear to deal lackluster harm for precision weapons. Fortuitously, that’s not the case with the Brya’s Love from the Season of the Witch. This punchy Void Scout Rifle hits like a truck and has entry to a number of very good Trait combos. Mine has Explosive Payload and Triple Faucet and has shortly turn into certainly one of my go-to Void weapons. On prime of the wonderful Traits, Brya’s Love is simple to regulate and has a cushty price of fireside. #6 Taipan-4FR

Picture: PC Invasion - Weapon Sort: Linear Fusion Rifle - Component: Void I don’t see many individuals utilizing the Taipan-4FR, which is a disgrace as it might roll with some very good traits. The Taipan can have Firing Line, which makes the weapon deal extra precision harm once you’re close to allies. Mix this with Clown Cartridge or Triple Faucet to increase your journal, and also you’ve acquired a potent harm supplier. In addition to the Arbalest, Linear Fusion Rifles are a rarity. If you wish to change that and stay efficient, the Taipan-4FR is for you. #5 Scatter Sign

Picture: PC Invasion - Weapon Sort: Fusion Rifle - Component: Strand The Scatter Sign Fusion Rifle is without doubt one of the finest shapeable weapons within the Season of the Want loot pool. Higher but, there are two distinct methods to construct it. You possibly can rock Slice and Hatchling if you wish to lean into Strand. Slice can inflict Sever, which makes enemies deal much less harm, and Hatchling spawns Threadlings in all places. Enlightened Motion and Managed Burst are nice for a pure DPS choice if the Sever impact doesn’t curiosity you. I urge you to attempt the Scatter Sign even in case you’re not a fan of Fusion Rifles; it’s that good. #4 Ammit AR2

Picture: PC Invasion - Weapon Sort: Auto Rifle - Component: Photo voltaic In the event you’ve delved into the Crucible, you’ve doubtless fallen sufferer to the Ammit AR2 in some unspecified time in the future. This Auto Rifle is unbelievable in PvP and is exceptionally simple to regulate. Dynamic Sway Discount (DSR) is an excellent trait and is a giant cause the Ammit AR2 excels in Crucible. Pair DSR with Triple Faucet, and you've got a pinpoint-accurate Auto Rifle with large magazines. The Ammit AR2 is lethal within the fingers of veterans and newcomers alike. In the event you wrestle with precision weapons and need to get into PvP, that is the gun for you. #3 Brigand’s Regulation

Picture: PC Invasion - Weapon Sort: Sidearm - Component: Arc The Brigand’s Regulation is an distinctive Sidearm with a good hearth price. This weapon is particular as a result of it might roll with Voltshot, some of the sought-after traits for Arc weapons. Menace Detector pairs properly with Voltshot, making the gun simpler to make use of when opponents are close by. In the event you’ve by no means seen Voltshot in motion, you’re in for a deal with, as this trait alone turns the weapon into an add-clearing machine. Feeding Frenzy is a viable substitute for Menace Detector in case you’re shaping your individual. Xur introduced a superbly rolled Brigand’s Regulation to the Tower a while in the past, so test your stock, as you might not have to Form one in case you purchased it. #2 Osteo Striga

Picture: PC Invasion - Weapon Sort: SMG - Component: Kinetic The Osteo Striga is an anomaly on this listing because it’s one of many handful of craftable Exotics. On prime of that, it’s simple to get and is rewarded upon completion of the Witch Queen marketing campaign. It’s uncommon to discover a weapon that excels at each PvP and PvE, however the Osteo Striga rises to the problem. This brutal SMG is powerful sufficient to make use of in end-game PvE content material, together with Raids. Osteo Striga projectiles barely observe targets, making it extraordinarily robust in Crucible, too. I’ve misplaced rely of what number of instances Striga photographs have adopted me round corners and killed me in PvP. Be sure to inflict that distress in your fellow Guardians and take the Osteo Striga for a spin. #1 Calus Mini-Device

Picture: PC Invasion - Weapon Sort: SMG - Component: Photo voltaic Once I returned to Destiny 2, I heard tales of the highly effective however terribly uncommon Calus Mini-Device. After lastly getting one myself, I can affirm the tales are true. I solely lately acquired my fingers on a Formed Calus Mini-Device, and this factor is a mob-clearing monster. With Enhanced Perks, it seems like an Unique masquerading as a Legendary and works in all recreation modes. My Calus Mini-Device has Unrelenting and Incandescent. This mixture triggers well being regeneration and spreads scorch throughout teams of enemies. The draw back is that the one vendor who will promote you a Calus Mini-Device is Xur. The Agent of the 9 can go months with out bringing a Calus Mini-Device, and you are able to do nothing to drive his hand. These are my picks for one of the best Shapeable weapons to spend your treasured assets on. In the event you’re able to tackle some Dungeons, try our listing of one of the best Exotics to farm. Read the full article

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