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eatlembasbread · 28 days

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Thor: if I was a gardener, I'd put our two-lips together

Bruce: Awww babe <3

Tony: If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe

Steve: thanks...I guess

#avengers #mcu #marvel #thor odinson #bruce banner #tony stark #steve rogers #hulk #captain america #ironman #thorbruce #stony #not my idea #credits to this random person on pinterest for the dialogue #avengers incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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mischievous-thunder · 2 years

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Ft. Jealous!Stormbteaker

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headcanonthings · 10 months

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Thor: I was born a winner. I didn’t even need nine months to be born! I came out in seven! Bruce: That’s ... that’s not good

#incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect revengers quotes #mcu #marvel #avengers #the revengers #thor odinson #the mighty thor #bruce banner #the hulk #thorbruce #gammahammer

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rrcenic · 8 months

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in the honor of my marvel obsession creeping back to me + my family being in disneyland and exploring avengers campus, have some ✨avengers incorrect quotes✨ as things my friends and family have said

a shit ton of these were conversations between @cissyenthusiast010155 and i lmao

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peter: indulge in my child-like whimsy. buy me a web slinger

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steve: is that an igloo over there??

peter: …it’s a hippie house?

tony: did you hear about the hippie states wife?

steve: why on earth is there a hippie house in the cars theme park?!

tony: babe. did you hear about the hippie states wi-

peter: what’s the hippie state?

tony: the hippie states wife is mississippi!

steve: what on earth are you talking abou-

tony: like,,, mrs. hippie?? mississippi?

steve: …

peter: …

tony: …

tony: i thought it was funny

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tony: “i can do this all day”? that’s what she said

steve: SHHHHHH!!!

natasha: ooh, you’ve finally been shushed

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loki: a kid ran in front of me and my reaction was “broken child!”

steve: wHAT?!

loki: i didn’t say it out loud!!!

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scott: please sir, you don’t understand, if i don’t get my 20 dollar sunglasses back, my children will die

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peggy: i support neil patrick harris being gay

natasha: peg, you’re a lesbian

peggy: yes, but i am an ally to his gayness

natasha: you are gay

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peter: they should let me stay up late. because. if they don’t it would be…

ned: transphobic?

peter: YES

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bucky: i smelled grass! and now i want some!

steve: you want to eat grass?!

bucky: absolutely

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peter: and they were LAB PARTNERS

harley: oh my gawd they were lab partners

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tony: i want shawarma

steve: i want to go to sleep

tony: it’s only 4 pm

steve: and?

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steve: oh, this boba pearl is stuck in the ice…

bucky: just like captain america!

tony: aaaah, good one

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mj: “what kind of girl do you want” a red one

peter: …

peter: are we talking about cars????

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thor: i don’t understand the scientific physics

bruce: the what

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peter: please bring back the cheese man

tony: that could really mean any of us

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*at their first meet up in a while*

natasha: yknow, i’m just now being reminded of the fact that i hate half the people here

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bucky: i hate will ferrell

sam: how can anyone hate will ferrell?!

bucky: well, i liked him in barbie

sam: and he was funny in the lego movie!

bucky: true, he was awesome in that

sam: oh, he was also megamind!

bucky: yes! i loved him with that

sam: you don’t actually hate will ferrell, do you?

bucky: …

sam: you just hate elf

bucky: …i just hate elf

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steve: “rogers: the musical” can only be described as feeling like bad fanfiction

tony: isn’t it amazing

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*playing heads up, prompt “avengers: civil war”*

peter: when! when the divorce!

scott: ant man’s first fight!

natasha: when everyone decided they didn’t like each other anymore!

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harley: oh, c3p0 and r2d2 are a gay couple!

peter: duh??? did you just realize that???

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ir0npvrker · 1 year

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[at a carnival]

thor, taking out his wallet: how much for the horse tornado?

bruce: thor, that’s a carousel

thor: i must have it

#source: tumblr #thorbruce #thor odinson #thor of asgard #bruce banner #the hulk #avengers #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes

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textsfromtheavengers · 2 years

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thesunbettershineonthemagain · 2 years

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bruce: oh my god.

thor: i go by thor these days actually

#going back to my thorbruce incorrect quotes era as i haven’t posted shit in forever #bruce banner #marvel #thorbruce #thor odinson #mcu memes #gammahammer #marvel mcu #thor love and thunder #gay gay homosexual gay #hulk #the hulk #thor #magnis bullshit

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womp-womp-chomp-chomp · 2 years

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Bruce: This is breaking and entering!

Thor: No no no! Only if we break something.

Thor: Entering is just entering.

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mothmansloverrr · 2 years

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Bruce: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?

Thor: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

#thor odinson #bruce banner #thorbruce #incorrect marvel quotes

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baffling-bisexual-quack · 3 years

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Thor: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Bruce: Oh, I’m always running

Bruce: The question is from what

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bruceandthor · 3 years

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Thor : is it okay if I swear?

Bruce: Yes you're allowed to swear

Thor: f

Bruce: Yes go on

Thor: I'm nervous

#thorbruce #bruce banner #bruce banner/thor #thor odinson #the avengers #marvel mcu #incorrect thorbruce quotes

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mischievous-thunder · 2 years

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More power to representation!

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headcanonthings · 2 years

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Bruce: I need some serotonin.

Thor: [hops to his feet]

Thor: [sits back down]

Thor: I forgot what serotonin was for a second and was about to go get you some.

Bruce, fighting a smile: That’s okay, babe. I think you got it.

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irate-pirate-bi-27 · 5 years

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Thor and Bruce: *holding hands*

Tony: lol gay

Bruce: You and Stephen were literally making out five minutes ago.

Tony: And you looked. haha gay

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ir0npvrker · 2 years

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thor: hold on! i'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures

bruce: what?

loki: an idea. he’s having an idea

#source: tumblr #revengers #thorbruce #thor and loki #not th*rki #go. away.#thor odinson #thor of asgard #bruce banner #the hulk #loki laufeyson #loki of asgard #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes

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savestarksquad · 5 years

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thor: i love you !!

bruce: i love you too thor !!

tony: hey shithead. dont die today

stephen: fuck you too i guess

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