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chaoticace2005 · 1 month

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-While planning to attack Vee Tower-

Alastor: Husker! Let’s do "Get Help!"

Husk: What?

Alastor: "Get Help."

Husk: No.

Alastor: Oh come on! You love it!

Husk: I hate it.

Alastor: It's great! It works every time!

Husk: It's humiliating.

Alastor: Exactly!

Husk: No. You literally have powers—

Alastor: We're doing it!

Husk: We are not doing "Get Help!"

Alastor: *eyes start to change into radio dials*

-A minute later-

Alastor, carrying Husk: Get help! Please! My good fellow is dying! Help him! *throws Husk at Vox, knocking him out*

Alastor: Ha! Ha! Classic!

Husk, gets up: I still hate it. It’s humiliating.

Alastor, laughing: I know! That’s what makes it so fun!

Husk: You know you could have Niffty do this—

Alastor: Niffty would enjoy it too much!

#the image of Alastor chucking husk at Vox won’t leave my mind #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #husk hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #husker hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel alastor #niffty #source: thor ragnarok

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luxthestrange · 3 months

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RoR Incorrect quotes#167 Thank you-

Loki: wait, so y/n kissed you and you said “thank you”?

Thor: yes...

Loki: well that was very polite~

Thor: I panicked

-In the human side-

Y/n*Eating cereal on the couch watching kitchen nightmares with Cain and Abel*-Then he thanked me...

Cain & Abel: As he should

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super-marvel-dc · 1 year

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*Loki, Y/N and Thor watching Odin disappear into the wind*

Y/N: *Starts coughing*

Loki: *Concerned* are you all right?

Thor: Are you crying? It's o-

Y/N: I think I was standing in the way of your father and I accidentally snorted some of him.

#this is something i came up with while watching thor ragnarok... yes i need help...#thor odison x reader #thor odison x y/n #thor odison x you #thor odinson #thor x reader #loki laufeyson x reader #loki laufeyson x y/n #loki laufeyson x you #loki laufeyson #loki x reader #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #marvel #mcu #incorrect quotes

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lovelyinspiration1463 · 9 months

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Thor: I was once arrested for being too cool.

Loki: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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loki-stuff · 2 months

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Being: i’m gonna kill you!

Loki: oh really? how original. i’ve died so many times my gravestone says BRB instead of RIP on it

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fandomnerd9602 · 5 months

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Hela: kneel before your queen

Y/N: I do. Each and every day. Just not you.

Hela readies her swords only to be crushed by Y/N’s real queen…

Wanda: no one hurts my detka…except me.

Y/N: thanks for the help baby

Thor: what just happened?

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recreationalfanfics · 1 year

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RoR x Reader Incorrect Quotes But It's Tik Tok Audios (Pt.2):

(Y/n), upon seeing Thor: Is this say yes to the dress OR SAY YES TO THE SLUT!? IS THIS SAY YES TO THE SLUT-

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Brunhilde: (Y/n), you have to stop trying to interfere in the battles and help the humans!

Gen Z! Valkyrie! (Y/n): Miss me with that gay shit!

Hrist: WHAT GAY SHIT!? THE RULES!?!?

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Buddha, when Yandere! Loki casually makes (Y/n) fall for him in that one-shot I wrote: Damn...Someone took my bitch.

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Göll, with Hercules: I just wanted to say, I got you a boyfriend.

Human Champion! Male! (Y/n), whose fighting inner gay demons: I don't want a boyfriend- I'M NOT GAY.

Göll: Yes you are.

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Diety! (Y/n) who has a crush on Thrud but sees her bonded with Raiden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! KILL 'IM NOW!

Diety (Y/n): I GOTTA HUNDRED THOUSAND FOR WHOEVER BLOW THAT BITCH'S BRAINS OUT!!!!

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(Y/n), as Sasaki is hanging off of a cliff: SASAKI, YOU'RE TOO HEAVY.

Sasaki: PRETEND I'M ONE OF YOUR GOD FRIENDS, (Y/N).

(Y/n): *loosens their grip*

Sasaki: NOT POSEIDON, NOT POSEIDON-

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(Y/n), after the Ares hangs Jack by his cape on a super tall building: STOP PUTTING HIM UP THERE! ONE OF THESE DAYS HE'S JUST GONNA SAY: "FUCK IT" AND COME ON DOWN AND BUST HIS HEAD OPEN!

Ares: GOOD!

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crackishincorrecthp · 5 months

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Neville, introducing Harry to the DA after going to pick Harry, Hermione & Ron through the portrait: Your savior is here!

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just1more-fangirl · 7 months

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[In front of a demolished restaurant] Sanji: [About Luffy] I left him right here. Zoro: You mean on the pavement outside, or actually in the building currently being demolished? Sanji: How was I supposed to know? I can't see into the future, I'm not a witch! Zoro: No? Then why are you dressed like one? Sanji: [Annoyed] Hey!

#one piece #zosan #zoro #sanji #zoro x sanji #sanji x zoro #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #incorrect quotes #from Thor: Ragnarok

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kittybutter · 9 months

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More SNV incorrect quotes haha

Buddha: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Loki: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Buddha: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Buddha: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Loki: *chugs entire bottle*

Loki: It’s perfume.

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Thor: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

Lü Bu: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Thor: but what’s the first worst thing?

*Awkward pause*

Lü Bu: Thor, they...they weren’t always orphans.

Thor:

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Thor: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Lü Bu: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Thor: Absolutely not.

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Buddha: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Zerofuku: You mean literally or figuratively?

Buddha: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Buddha: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Zerofuku: You would eat yourself?

Buddha: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Buddha, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Loki, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

#loki ror #loki snv #ror buddha #thor ror #ror thor #snv thor #ror incorrect quotes #ror lu bu #ror zerofuku #zerofuku record of ragnarok

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wickedcriminal · 1 year

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Peak sibling behavior

Bonus: armor edition

#fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist #fma #fmab #alphonse elric #edward elric #elric brothers #my art #incorrect fma quotes #source: thor ragnarok

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 1 year

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God of War: Grumpy Neighbor AU

God of War AU where the instant Sif gets pregnant with Magni and Modi (they are twins here if they aren’t in canon) Thor gets him and his wife the fuck outta dodge because he doesn’t want Odin fucking his kids up the way he fucked Thor himself up.

They hide out on Midgard and Odin keeps trying to find them but Thor’s been his hatchet man for centuries and knows his tricks. Thor hangs up Mjolnir and takes up a crook, becoming a shepherd and farmer.

But, plot twist, they end up living next to a certain vagabond God of War and his Totally Not a Giant wife.

Now Faye recognizes Thor instantly and internally panics but decides that freaking out and running would only confirm any suspicions he has so she pretends nothing is wrong. Thor, meanwhile, is 98% sure this woman is a Jotun but smashing giants is not his goddamn job anymore so he also pretends that everything is fine.

Kratos and Thor grunt in each others’ general directions every once in a while and consider each other their best friends. Sif and Faye end up becoming friends even though there remains a layer of reservation that Sif can’t define the source of.

Magni and Modi grow up as vaguely wholesome Gym Bros who respect women, wrestle bears, and are constantly challenging “uncle Kratos” to wrestling matches, determined to one day beat him.

Sif and Faye get pregnant with Thrud and Atreus around the same time and help each other through their pregnancies, even though Faye knows her time is coming.

Thor sits Kratos down and reveals who he is. Kratos does the same. They come to the same conclusion: their children will never be safe in a world where Odin holds sway.

Thor takes up Mjolnir once more. Kratos takes up the Blades of Chaos again. They set off together, leaving Magni and Modi to guard Faye and Sif. They seek allies, those Thor knows have an axe to grind with Asgard and Odin. Freya, Mimir, as many others as they can find.

Odin never stood a chance.

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luxthestrange · 19 days

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RoR Incorrect quotes#176...Just like dadam

Adam*On waking duty, opening the curtains to wake his sons and you up* Time to wake up, The tournament awaits us... it's a beautiful morning

Cain & Abel*Both grumbling at him to let them sleep more*

Adam*Sighs and looks at you hugging your frog plushie he got you and smiling*...Y/n...will you wake up for dada?... Please?

Y/n*Eyes closed hugging your plushie and in a dark raspy voice* IN THE NAME OF LUCIFER LET US SLEEP

Adam*Sighs and nods and gets an idea that he hates*...Y/n...Thor...will be there- *Blinks seeing you jump out of bed to get first to the bathroom*...Works every time

Eve*Giggling comes with a breakfast tray for her children* Our little one has a type~...Stoic face with a good heart~...they like men like their dad~*Kisses his cheek and goes to wake her sons*

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incorrectmarvels · 2 years

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Thor: Did you have to stab him?

Loki: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Thor: What did he say?

Loki: “What are you going to do, stab me?”

Thor:

Bruce:

Valkyrie, nodding: That’s fair.

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lovelyinspiration1463 · 9 months

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Frigga: How are you doing, my love?

Loki: Alright - except for this headache that comes and goes.

Thor: *enters the room*

Loki: Oh look, there it is again.

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crybabycunt · 8 months

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(as they ride the elevator together)

Yelena: Hey, let's do 'Get Help'. Kate: What? Yelena: 'Get Help'. Kate: No. Yelena: Come on. You love it. Kate: I hate it. Yelena: It's great. It works every time. Kate: It's humiliating. Yelena: Do you have a better plan? Kate: No. Yelena: We're doing it. Kate: We are not doing 'Get Help'.

(Yelena carries Kate out of the elevator in front of the guards)

Yelena: Get help! Please! My wife is dying! Get help! Help her!

(as the guards approach, Yelena throws Kate at them, knocking them down stunned)

Yelena: A classic. Kate: (gets up) I still hate it. It's humiliating. Yelena: Not for me, it's not.

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