#incorrect the conjuring quotes

[crown-ov-horns]

Valak: my dear, I got you a gift!

Irene: ...that's a man's head in a box.

Valak: yes, the guy who looked at you weird in the store last week~

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[juodojimirtis]

Valak: I'm the incarnation of darkness and ancient evil, my heart is made of steel, I cannot feel-

Irene: hi

Valak: I'm in love with you

#the nun #the conjuring universe #conjurverse #valak #sister irene #valak x sister irene #valak/sister irene #otp #death and the maiden #horror fandom #the conjuring fandom #the nun incorrect quotes #the conjuring universe incorrect quotes #incorrect conjurverse #only she can make him blabber like that #the conjuring crack

[worlds-of-agnes]

Random sea guy at a tavern: And who's that with ya?

Lila, too drunk to think properly: He's my boyfriend

Kell, the only one sober: I'm your husband

Lila: He's my husband.

Lila: ...

Lila, looks shocked at Kell: You're my husband...

Kell sighs and gives up

#it took too long for her to get used to the boyfriend thing #now she forgets all the time he's not her boyfriend anymore #so he needs to correct her all the time #she still doesn't wear the ring #incorrect quotes #kellila #kell maresh #lila bard #shades of magic #a darker shade of magic #a gathering of shadows #a conjuring of light #threads of power #not art stuff just me fangirling

[darkmoonravewolf]

Weiss, slightly drunk: Call me a vampire the way I ask to come inside

Ruby:... Who taught you that?

Weiss:...

Ruby: was it Yan-

Weiss: It was Yang.

#the kit screams! #the kit's cartoons #rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #whiterose #incorrect quotes #I'm so tired doing these tsgs took forever #I can't remember the meme this is from but my mind conjured the scen #This is like.... part 3 to my sleepy schbeeis jokes #I'll never stop #anywaus off to sleep #if you see me on later I failed

[madamairlock]

Billy once again learning more than he wanted to.

#more cute quotes from the conjuring movies #who knew #bsg #kaitlin does a thing #incorrect bsg quotes #incorrect quotes #battlegal #battlestar galactica

[moony1-960]

Lorraine seeing someone doing something stupid: what an idiot.

Lorraine: ……

Lorraine realizes it’s y/n:

Lorraine: wait that’s my idiot. Y/n stop!!

#incorrect quotes #lorraine warren x reader #lorraine warren #the conjuring the devil made me do it #the conjuring

[happygirl2oo2]

Rhy *smiling* [at Kell's door]: "Hey, Kell" Kell *smiling, pulling him for hug*: "Rhy!" Alucard *popping up from behind him*: "hey" Rhy: "Alucard's here too!" Kell: *face falling*

#quote source: Brooklyn 99 #kell maresh #rhy maresh #alucard emery #shades of magic #incorrect adsom quotes #a darker shade of magic #a gathering of shadows #a conjuring of light #the fragile threads of power #fragile threads of power #tftop #adsom #incorrect quotes #victoria schwab #v.e. schwab

[firapolemos05]

Kell: I must be dreaming. Punch me in the face.

Alucard: ...Punch you?

Kell: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?

Alucard: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

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[manyothermusingsofmine]

Sebastian: Wait hang on I have to get my laundry from the microwave

Sebastian: I meant the oven.

Klavier: Don't you mean the dishwasher?

Simon, exasperated: I think what both of you meant is the fucking washing machine.

Miles, having heard this whole conversation muffled through the wall of his office: This house is a nightmare.

#incorrect ace attorney quotes #sebastian debeste #klavier gavin #simon blackquill #miles edgeworth #I swear this was a tumblr post and im still fuming with annoyance and rage that I cant find it anywhere #if anyone else can find it and prove to me that I didnt conjure this tumblr post up in a fever dream you get a cookie

[gonergoat]

✿ " ToS 2 ; incorrect quotes ed. ! "

this is just my collection of incorrect quotes i made for roles in the game ! [ i might do modded later . ] don't ask me why , i just wanted to make this . click on " keep reading " if you want to see .

Jailor , standing right above prisoner and sharpening their sword : We've got ways of making people talk . Jailor proceeds to cut piece of cake . Prisoner : . . . Can I have some ? Jailor : Cake is for talkers .

Admirer : You have to apologize to them , my dove . Coroner : Fine ! But I must warn you that this might make me a better , nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with !

Veteran at party , holding an antique bottle : Is this whiskey or perfume ? Tavern Keeper grabs and chugs the entire bottle . Tavern Keeper : Tavern Keeper : It's perfume .

Amnesiac : There is no " i " in " happyness " . . . Ritualist : There is if you fucking spell it right .

Dreamweaver is hugging Enchanter . Jinx : Hey ! It's my turn to hug them ! Jinx grabs Enchanter . Conjurer , knocking down the door : What do you mean , " yOuR tUrN " ? We agreed now is my time slot ! Dreamweaver : No , It's still my turn ! Enchanter , suffocating : Guys , I love you , but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly ! Jinx : But we need the moral support ! Dreamweaver : And you're small ! Which is cute ! Conjurer : If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning . Enchanter , close to tears : Well — I , I guess .

Investigator : Hey bud , I’ve got an idea for how to solve this . Veteran , pulling out a shotgun : Yeah ? Investigator : Wh — No ! That’s not the idea , pal !

Admirer is crying after a breakup . Tracker : There there , lovebird . Admirer , still crying : Thanks , but how did you get into my room ? Tracker : Great question —

Spy is telling a story . Admirer : Wow , darling , this story has everything ! Action ! Adventure ! Romance ! Retributionist : Romance ? Admirer : I have a crush on them .

Jester : God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem .

Trapper : You’re my best friend , I would do anything for you . Seer : I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule . Trapper : Absolutely not .

Trapper : Where is everyone ? Coroner : Seer had a nervous collapse , Admirer is looking after them , Trickster is trying to kill Vigilante , so I’m in charge . Trapper : Oh my god ! Coroner : I know , right ?

[ dividers by cafekitsune ! ]

#My Post #My Text #Incorrect Quotes #Town of Salem #Town of Salem 2 #Jailor #Admirer #Coroner #Veteran #Tavern Keeper #Amnesiac #Ritualist #Dreamweaver #Enchanter #Jinx #Conjurer #Investigator #Tracker #Spy #Retributionist #Jester #Seer #Trickster #Vigilante #Bruh how many character roles i need to tag #I think that's all of them #Just tag them for organization simply because my tumblr is a mess #anyways enjoy incorrect quotes post

[crown-ov-horns]

Irene: Val, one of your serpents bit Frenchie! Now he's in the hospital!

Valak, glancing down at the snake under his desk: Socrates... You're my favorite.

#the nun #the conjuring universe #valak #sister irene #frenchie #the conjurverse #the conjuring crack #incorrect the conjuring quotes #incorrect conjurverse #incorrect the nun quotes #humor #not valak naming his pets after antique figures #well irene named the kids but they have greek names #tbh he probably knew socrates irl #horror fandom

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Oromis, on being sent out by the Mages Guild to take care of the spooky necromancy stuff the Worm Cult has conjured up: Paranormal investigator? No, I'm a paranormal INSTIGATOR!

#he's going to conjure some whoop whoop on their arses #never let me say that again #oc: oromis #mages guild #arcane university #necromancy #worm cult #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect oblivion quotes #the elder scrolls #tes #oblivion #the elder scrolls iv: oblivion #source: tumblr

[w1llb7ers]

watch ST5 pull something like this:

Vecna: will, i am your father

Will: ur better than l*nnie, so ok

#the things my brain conjures at 4 pm on a wednesday #hi im alvin all the single ladies all the single ladies and YOU have no father figure no friends and DEF no bitches #this is a joke just like my existence #who's ur daddy #will byers #says #vecna #he may murder innocent teens but at least he's actively participating in the community! at least he pays attention to will! #incorrect quotes #stranger things #i dont have an explanation for my actions

[shaendorai]

Warlock: *screeches to assert dominance*

Demon Hunter: *screeches louder*

Druid: Shouldn’t we do something?

Mage: No, I wanna see who wins.

#and they conjure up a mage table and eat muffins as they watch them #World of Warcraft #WoW #warcraft #warlock #demon hunter #druid #mage #incorrect quotes #incorrect #funny quotes

[incorrectquoteslooneytuneslatino]

Lola: Una vez me escapé con un novio durante 3 días, sin decírselo a mis padres.

Babsy Bunny: ¿El señor Bugs sabe sobre ese novio?

Lola: Él era el novio.

Fuente: El Conjuro 3 (2021)

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[luxthestrange]

TTIGRIAS Incorrect quotes#24 NOT THE GARDEN-

After the Friendly sparring match destroyed half the city, Between Veldora, Milim

Veldora: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Veldora, as Rimuru: Veldora, what are you doing?

Rimuru, appearing from behind Him: Veldora, what are you doing?

Veldora: I conjured him-

Rimuru*Was gonna lecture them and punish them...but decided you should take that honor*...You two better clean up quick, Y/n is coming later and they won't be happy you destroyed their new garden...after you destroyed the last one*Sees the garden is destroyed with an Evil grin*Good luck~

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