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kazoosandfannypacks · 7 months

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*a keypad on a door the bad batch wants to enter*

Tech: It's quite obvious what the correct passcode is

Crosshair: even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

Tech: *straightens calculator* It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would only take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Hunter: Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

Wrecker: just kick the door in!

Tech: Well, ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old, to put it nicely, that's most likley it.

Echo: No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Tech: Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

Omega: Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary. The light is green. The door is already open.

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imdead2124 · 8 days

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Omega: I made this friendship bracelet for you

Crosshair: you know I'm not really a jewelry person

Omega: you don't have to wear it

Crosshair: no I'm gonna wear it forever fuck off

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batchedzine · 1 year

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Hunter: I'm going to cut the ships' board cables so we can-

Tech: Ah! So we are going cavemen style.*gets up from the pilot's seat dramatically* I'll go fetch my loincloth.*gestures wildly* Omega! Paint a bantha on the walls!

Omega: *beams* REALLY?!

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thehighrepublicbrainrot · 1 year

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Tech: Did you know that you could bite your finger off as easily as a carrot?

Crosshair: Why Could and not can?

Tech: Most people couldn't go through with it.

Crosshair: You mean, I'm not strong enough?

Tech:

Crosshair:

*Five minutes later*

Hunter, after having to stun Crosshair: *To Tech* WHY WOULD YOU DARE HIM TO BITE OFF HIS OWN FINGER!?

Tech: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

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rosieshipper · 1 year

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Echo: Don’t worry, Omega! We’re gonna get you out! How are we gonna get her out?

Wrecker: Maybe we should smoke her out!

Hunter: Omega, are you sure there isn’t something down there that you can use to climb out?

Omega: *sarcastically* Oh wait! Here’s a grappling hook! Oh! And here’s an escalator! Silly me!

Hunter: We’re about to die, Omega! Do you really want your last words to be sarcastic?!

Omega: *sarcastically* Noooo!

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ghostmistdraws · 1 year

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things people I know have said as The Bad Batch characters

Echo: You can abuse me all you want but don't abuse the star!

Crosshair: I'm not an alcoholic I just like to have fun

Tech: In case you didn't know, you are dead.

Wrecker: Headlock... Hug.... eh, same thing.

Hunter: Fight me, you troublesome bag of sticks

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ct1409lover · 1 year

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Nyx, taking off Tech's glasses: You're kinda pretty without those glasses, i don't know how i didn't ever notice.

Tech: Oh really? I would say the same for you expect i can't see your face, ha.

Nyx:

Tech: Nyx, i didn't realize how bad my vision was until you took off the glasses, i literally cannot see anything-

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fruity-arsonist · 2 years

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TBB as things me and my fam/friends have said

Tech: *Picks up a dandelion*

Wrecker: Don't rip it open, it has cum in it

Tech: Actually, it's chlorophyll, and it's what-

Wrecker: Oh my GOD, I forgot you were a nerd

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*TBB playing charades*

Hunter: Okay, it's a redhead with big tits and the last name is a word very clone to bunny

Echo: Peter Rabbit!

Crosshair:

Wrecker:

Hunter:

Tech:

Crosshair: It was Jessica Rabbit. Jessica Rabbit, Echo.

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aldrawss · 22 days

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Omega: *sneaking back onto the Marauder late at night*

Hunter: *From the pilots seat* Where have you been?

Omega: *Freezes*

Omega: Erm…with Crosshair?

Crosshair: *Spins round in the Co-pilot seat*

Crosshair: Try Again.

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tattycoram · 1 month

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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in