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#incorrect tfc quotes
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Andrew: I should have left you in that street corner where I found you
Neil: But'cha didn't
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 6 days
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My biggest flex will always be how I knew Neil was the more feral and dangerous one than Andrew this whole time even before tsc and seeing the entire fandom freaked out makes me want to kiss and hug Nora and just thank her for finally finally showing everyone and I’m not just crazy
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chaoticas-hell · 7 months
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When Melissa tried to flirt with Neil:
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rise-deepseamonster · 1 month
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[In court]
Neil, whispering to his lawyer, Renee:
Renee: This has nothing to do with the case.
Neil: Just ask please.
Renee, sighs and looks at Andrew who's the judge: Do you think he's cute? Be honest.
Andrew:
Andrew: I hereby sentence you to death.
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Interviewer: if you could kiss anyone in the world who would it be?
Neil : my beautiful husband andrew minyard
Interviewer: that doesn’t count. You do that anyway.
Neil, not hesitating: Your Mom
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a peace offering to the people in my screen
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scholliski · 1 year
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Neil describing Andrew: his golden hair reflected as though he were god himself, those hazel eyes speckled with light while-
Neil describing Aaron: he’s kinda small i guess
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crystalmethsthings · 1 year
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neil when nicky said girls were too soft for him:
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dragonflavoredcake · 4 months
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TFC: Oh, hi there little miss Jellie! What brings you here? Jellie: Mrow! TFC: Are you ready for some dinner? What would you like? Some jelly? Jellie: Mrrow! TFC: We'll get you some jelly! What else? Jellie: Meowww! TFC, picking her up: Some chicken? All the chicken? Does that sound so yummy to you? Jellie: Mew . . . TFC: Are you starving? Jellie: Mew! TFC: You are? Would you like some chicken to eat? Jellie: Mrrr . . . TFC: Okay, we'll get you some jelly and some chicken and some milk, okay? Just like Scar used to give you! Jellie: Mrow! TFC: You're welcome :)
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feelingthedisaster · 29 days
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non-fox: you bet on your coach's sex life?
matt: we bet on everyone's sex life
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Neil: ok, don't panic, as my mom used to say, if a cop handcuffs you to a bike rail, there's always something you can gnaw through
The foxes:
Matt, softly: your mom said what now
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 4 days
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Neil sounds like the bad boy mafia gang leader dark werewolf vampire billionaire that Y/N (Andrew) somehow manages to tame (enables his dark side)
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chaoticas-hell · 1 month
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Andrew: I finally got rid of my will to live
Neil: *exsists*
Andrew: oh no it's back-
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aneiria-writes · 4 months
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from Kevin Day’s journal:
I ordered a bunch of sardines in bulk and Neil and Andrew found them and have started saying to each other ‘I swear it on Kevin’s sardines’ and I don’t know but it just doesn’t feel like I’m coming back from this one
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lemonboyjosten · 10 months
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Andrew *flirting* : Ninety percent of the time the very sight of you makes me want to commit murder. I think about carving the skin from your body and hanging it out as a warning to every other fool who thinks he can stand in my way.
Neil : oH?
Nicky (in the background) : He means “he likes you”
Neil : Oh, creative.
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i like to imagine that coach hernandez watches neil’s exy career continue and when he, like everyone else, discovers about his dad being the literal butcher of baltimore is just like “damn, i knew there was something off about that kid”
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