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thattripleabattery · 6 months
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Hermann: I’m thinking about asking Newton out. Thoughts?
Tendo: and prayers
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Tendō: I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Ushijima, but just standing there ominously doesn’t count as socializing
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incorrectranma1-2 · 1 year
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Akane: You have to apologize to them Ranma.
Ranma: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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ushikage-luvr · 8 months
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🐮: Excuse me, do you happen to be a Nine? Because I am the One you are looking for.
🍛: Yes. Those are our jersey numbers, Ushijima-san.
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baeblade-stuff · 9 months
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Yu, wearing a shirt: "If found, return to Kyoya."
Tithi's shirt: "If found, return to Kyoya."
Kyoya's shirt: "I'm Kyoya. You can keep them."
Tsubasa's shirt: "I'm not Kyoya, but I'll take them."
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isweartothebees · 1 year
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Inspired by the wonderful @luxsimp, here is Pacific Rim mixed with headlines from the Reductress and The Onion.
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my-beyblade-world · 10 months
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Gingka, Kyoya, Masamune, Madoka, Tsubasa and Yu, Kenta and Benkei are having a picnic in the park....When Kyoya kisses Gingka.
The reaction of the others:
Madoka: Finally! Guys, you did it!
Kenta: That was cute!
Tsubasa: So Kyoya finally caught Gingka.
Yu: Gingky and Yoyo are a couple...? How did I not notice?
Benkei: Whaaaaaat?
And Masamune: What happened? What, happened here! Someone please tell me what happened between Gingka and Kyoya!?
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Kaoru: [from inside a heating duct] Tendo? Is that you? Teru: Sakuraba? Kaoru: Hey, are the cops still here? Teru: What the hell are you doing? Kaoru: I just called and made up some story about a shooting in Millbrook Park. Teru: Jesus Christ, what'd you do that for? Kaoru: I'm fucking starving. I figured I'd bust you out and we'd go get some burgers.
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sigmaufo · 2 years
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The Ranma ½ cast do The Onion's List of Things to Never Say to Someone Who Just Came Out
Akane: I'm gay.
Ranma: I'm gayer.
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Shampoo: I'm gay.
Ukyo: A little on the nose to do it during Pride Month, no?
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Kodachi: I'm gay.
Asuka: In that outfit?
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Genma: I'm gay.
Soun: You still owe me ¥4500.
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Gosunkugi: I'm gay.
Tatewaki: Are you queerbaiting me?
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Mousse: I'm gay.
Cologne: Behold! The oracle spoke the truth!
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Nabiki: I'm gay.
Soun: Hi Gay, I'm Dad.
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Soun: I'm gay.
Genma: I knew the second you told me you were gay.
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Ryoga: I'm gay.
Kasumi: Oh my, so what's next for Mr. New Gay Man?
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Tatewaki: I'm gay.
Sasuke: But milord, you must sire an heir, lest your hated sister Lady Kodachi inherit your land!
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Ukyo: I'm gay.
Tsubasa: This has been so obvious ever since I started stalking you.
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Ranma: I'm gay.
Ryoga: I was planning to come out this very moment, and you just stole my thunder.
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Tsubasa: It’s dark in here.
Yu: Don’t worry dude.
Yu: *Stomps his feet*
Yu: *Sketchers light up*
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fattuccini-afraido · 2 years
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Ushijima: Tendou just said 'I have an appetite for destruction' and then leaned down and untied my shoe.
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thattripleabattery · 8 months
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Raleigh: momma didn’t raise no fucking bitch we keep going
Tendo: no no no momma raised a bitch let’s go
Newt: mom didn’t raise nobody actually, my mom was absent
Hermann: oh my god
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Ushijima: Tendō is like an oven
Semi: Explain
Ushijima: Hot
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incorrectranma1-2 · 2 years
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Akane : Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ranma?
Ranma: … No.
Ryoga: I do!
Akane : I know, Ryoga.
Ryoga: I’m sad!
Akane : I know, Ryoga.
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mr-e-nigma · 2 years
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Tendo: Newt, I'm so worried about you. You are never not online, do you ever sleep?
Newt: I sleep from the hours of 4:30/5AM to 8:30AM and during the day I run on nothing but Sonic The Hedgehog peach rings flavor gfuel and spite.
Newt: Oh and adderall.
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baeblade-stuff · 9 months
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Yu: *pointing at a chicken nugget* Look! This one's a heart. That's how I feel about you!
Tithi: *cries dramatically*
Yu: *points to another chicken nugget* This one's like Michigan. That's how I feel about you.
Tsubasa: What does that mean???
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