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ratboycrutchie · 10 months
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McKinley: I think we're missing something
Church: Teamwork?
Poptarts: Cohesion?
Price: a general sense of what we're doing?
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phierecycled · 1 year
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Naba: You know, Connor gets Kevin flowers everyday, I wish you would do that too.
Arnold: Okay.
*Later*
Arnold: *gives Kevin flowers*
Kevin: ???
Arnold: I don’t know, I’m confused as well.
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puff-poff · 5 years
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Price: Look, I might not have been a saint, but it’s not like I killed anybody. I wasn’t an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state, so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
McKinley: Okay, that last one is really specific and that makes me think you definitely did that.
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galmiahthepigeon · 5 years
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Connor: The stars sure are beautiful tonight
Kevin: Yeah
Connor: You know who else is beautiful?
Kevin: *Blushes* Who?
Connor: Jesus
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godurpretty · 3 years
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Arnold: do you ever feel bugs on you when there aren't any?
Kevin: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you've killed
Arnold:
Connor: look what you did, you scared him. Stupid idiot.
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incorrectfand0m · 4 years
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Kevin: Caffiene no longer gives me the rush I need to get things done, so instead I have Elder McKinley message me “We need to talk” every now and then to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going
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strandsofgold · 4 years
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Arnold: What's your biggest fear?
Kevin: Being forgotten.
Arnold:
Arnold: Fuck, that's deep. Mine is the Kool Aid Man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now
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Elder McKinley : you are Kevin Price
Elder Price :
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historyofjanpeteh · 6 years
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Starbucks barista : okay Sir, what do you want?
Kevin: An espresso please
Barista, writing: Anything else?
Kevin: a hug?
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ratboycrutchie · 10 months
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Elder McKinley: apparently, we're getting new missionaries
Elder Poptarts: are we stealing them?
Elder Church: new or used?
Elder McKinley: excellent responses, both of you
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unsertraumschiff · 6 years
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The Book of Mormon (2011)
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phierecycled · 2 years
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Connor: I want to find someone who has it together, is graceful, top of the line-
Kevin: *walks into the room before tripping over his own feet, spilling coffee all over himself and then swearing as if he wasn’t raised Mormon*
Connor: I want that one.
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puff-poff · 5 years
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Connor: Why do boys call other boys 'pretty boy' as an insult? That's probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me. Call me 'pretty boy'. Tell me I'm the prettiest boy you've ever seen.
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galmiahthepigeon · 5 years
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Arnold: Hey, now that we're best friends and all, I thought I should give you my phone number!
Kevin, visibly texting: I don't have a phone.
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godurpretty · 3 years
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Connor: are we dating?
Kevin: *spits out drink*
Kevin: w-what? no -
Connor: you called me baby and sunshine this morning
Kevin: *nervous laughter* i call all my friends that
Connor:
Kevin:
Arnold: *tearing up* well you never call me that
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incorrectfand0m · 4 years
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“The last stable relationship I had was with the nurse who delivered me as a baby and I haven’t spoken to her in 19 years”
-Arnold Cunningham
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