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91-1lover · 11 months
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TK: *Singing break up song as loud as he can in car*
Carlos: *Sitting next to him while driving a car, giving him bombastic side eye*
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Carlos: “What’s the new rule?”
Mateo: “No daring TK to do stupid things.”
Nancy: “Why?”
Carlos: “Tyler?”
TK: “Because I have no regard for my personal well-being.”
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tarlossource · 2 years
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*TK and Carlos are doing something absurdly dangerous*
TK: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Carlos, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
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nashbby118 · 2 years
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i think season 4 should just be about carlos. it's his time.
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sammysouffle · 9 months
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Buck: So I think I might be in love with Eddie
TK: Who is this? I think you have the wrong number
Buck: It’s Buck
TK: Buck who?
Buck: Buck from the 118 in LA. We put out a fire together and became best friends.
TK: We literally just met once and haven’t been in contact since.
Buck: Ha! So you do know who I am!
TK: Buck, it’s 3 in the morning here, I am hanging up
Carlos: You can’t hang up. What about his crisis?
TK: …How did you hear that?
Carlos: Impeccable hearing. Now help him
Buck: Is that your boyfriend? You should marry him
TK: I did. Now who the hell is Eddie?
Buck: My best friend
TK: I thought I was your best friend.
Buck: I can have more than one best friend, Teeks. It’s not high school.
TK: Teeks? I am seriously hanging up now
Buck: No, no, no wait. Help me!
TK: Fine. Why me though? Am I the only queer person you know? That right there raises some red flags
Buck: No! I have other LGBTQIA+ friends. I just can’t talk to them because they’re friends with Eddie too.
Carlos: You share friends? That’s a good start.
Buck: Oh hey! You must be TK’s husband! I’m Buck
Carlos: Nice to meet you, Buck. I’m Carlos. So you’re in love with your best friend?
Buck: Yes but-
Carlos: But you can’t tell him because you’re scared of ruining the friendship?
Buck:
Buck: How did you know that?!
Carlos: That’s an age old problem. You’re not the first one.
Buck: Okay, so what do I do?
TK: Nothing
Buck, Carlos: WHAT?!
TK: If he doesn’t want to ruin the friendship then what’s the point?
Buck: Is this some sort of reverse psychology?
TK: No, it’s a fact.
Carlos: What TK means is that you can't let the fear of ruining your friendship keep you from pursuing Eddie. TK: That's literally not what I said. Buck: But what if I lose Eddie? Carlos: Do you really want a friend who doesn't stick around after learning that you like them? Buck: You've got a point. Thanks, y'all. TK: Are you trying to sound Texan? Buck: Did I deliver? TK: No. *hangs up* Buck: Rude.
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whatsanari · 3 months
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I made a tiktok for editing, if you wanna check it out it's @ ghoap.cc
But anyways, 911 incorrect tweets!! :)
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padfoot0216 · 11 months
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(Carlos and Eddie walking into a room after leaving Buck and TK alone for 10 minutes.)
Buck - I know this looks bad-
Eddie - WHY IS THE TABLE STUCK TO THE CEILING!?!
Carlos - How is that even possible?
Buck - In my defense I was left unsupervised.
Eddie - You we’re with TK
TK - I was also left unsupervised.
Carlos, shaking his head - Yeah that makes sense.
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“TK: When I lived in New York, I was in this pick up hockey game and I twisted my ankle kind of bad. They called an ambulance and I called the guy I was seeing at the time from the hospital to come pick me up. On the way down, he stopped and met his friends for a beer.
Carlos: He stopped for a beer?
TK: Yes.
Carlos: You called him to pick you up when you were hurt. And he stopped for a beer.
TK: Well he was supposed to meet his friends, he stopped to tell them why he couldn’t.
Carlos: And had a beer.
TK: Yep. But see? You’re better than any of my old boyfriends. There isn’t anything for you to worry about, babe.
Carlos: Hey, TK?
TK: Yeah?
Carlos: I want you to know, that if you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a beer.
TK: If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a red light”.
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Judd: he’s so tiny
Grace pointing to TK, who is fist fighting a random person for looking at Carlos wrong and growling ferally: That’s a severely traumatized grown man.
Judd: so tiny
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91-1lover · 8 months
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TK: Baby, are you coming to bed?
*Drunk* Carlos: No,thank you. I'm sure you're lovely but I have a husband
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ropoto · 1 year
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3 a.m. at tarlos loft
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tarlossource · 2 years
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TK: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent? Carlos: Go the fuck to sleep TK: What gif I don't want to? Carlos: Fuck You
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rafa-silvas-world · 9 months
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Carlos: You can’t say “you’re homophobic” to stop officers from arresting you.
TK, being arrested by Carlos: You’re homophobic.
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magicalnerdsworld · 9 months
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Judd: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Mateo: I sleep with a knife.
TK: Both of you are pathetic.
Judd: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
TK: Carlos.
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