Anakin: We have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Obi-Wan: The good news?
Y/N: Well, the good news is that we probably won't ever be doing it again.
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Anakin: Like it’s MY fault my love language is acts of service and all I know how to do is kill
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Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone
Omega: only in an emergency
Later…
Omega: we are now in an emergency
Crosshair: thank god
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Luke Skywalker: What was it the Jedi said that got everybody so upset?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Be kind to each other
Han Solo: Oh yeah that'll do it
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Rex: Today I realised I'm old
Cody: What happened?
Rex: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Fives came running to see if I was ok
Cody:
Rex: I saw fear in his eyes
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Cody siping his caf watching Anakin and Ahsoka blow up a building: Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Obi-wan running towards the burning building: MycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeys-!
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obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!!
anakin, sighing: yeah i know
cody: when did you learn mando'a?????
anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.
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Padme: did you know Obi wan gives Cody flowers every single morning?
Anakin:…yes?
Padme: why don’t you do that :(
Anakin:..
Anakin: d-do you want me too?
Padme: YES Ani!
-the next day-
Cody, staring at the flowers is Anakin offering him: why the hell are you doing this?
Anakin: I don’t get it either just take them-
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Finn: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Poe: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.
Y/N: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
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Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?
Hunter: I'm depressed.
Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.
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Anakin : *knocking on the door at 3am* Rex! Rex! REX! Wake up!
Rex :What's the problem, sir? Are we under attack?
Anakin : I was thinking about Obi-Wan and Cody.
Rex :...
Anakin: If they get married, Cody will be my stepmother or brother-in-law?
Rex: Did you seriously wake me up for that?
Anakin :... Obi-Wan is like a father to me but he is also a brother. Does that mean Cody is going to become my stepmother and brother-in-law at the same time?
Rex :...
Anakin : Does that mean that you and I will also be brothers? Or are you going to become my uncle?
Rex :
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