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Harley: Doc won’t be able to trace this back to us- Peter: Are you for real? He traces everything back to us! He traces things we haven't even done back to us!
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
America: Wasps?
Tony: Terriers?
Stephen: Tony.
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jonasdirection101 · 2 years
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Peter: "Do I look fat?"
Stephen: "No."
Peter: "Ok, I accept that. When MJ asked me and I said no, she took that to mean that I was calling her a cow."
Tony: "Ok. Walk us through it, kid."
Stephen: "Walk us through it."
Peter: "Ok. Well, MJ said 'Hi, do I look fat today?' and I looked at her-"
Tony: "Woah, woah, woah! You looked at her? You never look. You just answer."
Stephen: "It's like a reflex. 'Do I look fat?' No. 'Is she prettier than I am?' No."
Tony: "'Does size matter?' No."
Stephen: "And it works both ways."
Peter: "Ok, so you both just know this stuff?"
Tony: "Well you know, after about 30 or 40 fights you kind of catch on."
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ir0npvrker · 2 years
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peter: life is meaningless, what is even the point?
stephen: what happened?
tony: we didn’t stop at mcdonald’s
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azerishi · 2 years
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Peter: Hey, Mr. Strange, sir?
Stephen: Doctor Strange, Peter. It is not a made-up name.
Peter: Oh okay, Mr. Doctor Strange sir.
Stephen: *sigh* What is it?
Peter: When we put candles on a cake, does it summon some sort of demon that decides based on their mood to grant our wish or do the complete opposite of it?
Stephen: ..I believe the lessons of mystic arts didn't cover this.
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darkkitty1208 · 2 years
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Peter : I wish I could block people in real life
Tony : A restraining order.
Stephen : Murder.
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handstler · 21 hours
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Tony: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Peter: *chugs entire bottle*
Peter: It’s perfume.
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marvellyous-archive · 2 years
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Stephen: Why are you on the floor, kid?
Peter: I’m depressed.
Peter: Also I was stabbed, can you get the first aid kit, please.
Stephen: ...I’m taking you to med bay.
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Peter: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way? Tony: Excuse me Mx., would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you? Stephen: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
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madarmy · 3 months
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Relationship - Tony Stark/Stephen Strange
Christine Palmer/Pepper Potts
Tony Stark/Stephen Strange Parenting Peter Parker | Supremefamily | Strange Family
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This is going to be a collection of incorrect quotes, drabbles and anything and everything that I feel like writing about our super awesome power couple. Its Crack and Feels! What more do we need???
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Stephen: Discipline is an incredibly important part of a child's development. When I was a kid, if I did anything childlike - yell, run around, just generally have a zest for life - I would be put in time out. And I would have to reckon with the fact that I had committed a failure of character. And that is how I became the well-adjusted man that stands before you today. Tony: ...
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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Peter: You’re giving me a sticker?
Tony: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
Peter: I’m not a preschooler.
Stephen: Fine, we’ll take it back-
Peter: I earned this, back off!
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jonasdirection101 · 2 years
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Stephen: "All any parent can ask for is for their child to be happy, healthy and safe."
Tony: "I just want our son to stop getting stabbed. Or at least for him to have an idea of who keeps stabbing him. This is like the eighth time it's happened in a week."
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Everything IronStrange
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50934646 by madarmy This is going to be a collection of incorrect quotes, drabbles and anything and everything that I feel like writing about over super awesome power couple. Its Crack and Feels! What more do we need??? Words: 84, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, Peter Parker, The Cloak of Levitation (Marvel), Wong (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Steve Rogers Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Tony Stark & Stephen Strange, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Stephen Strange, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark, Stephen Strange & Wong Additional Tags: Tumblr: incorrect-figureskating, Crack, Humor, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, First Kiss, Cuddles, Protective Tony Stark, Protective Stephen Strange, Civil War Team Iron Man, Not Civil War Team Captain America Friendly, Not Steve Rogers Friendly, I am not over the sheer betrayal Civil War and I will never be, Adorable Tony Stark, This is gonna be a fest of Crack and feelings, Incorrect quotes and drabbles, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Tony Stark/Stephen Strange Parenting Peter Parker | Supremefamily | Strange Family, Whipped Tony Stark, Whipped Stephen Strange, We do not put up with nonsense in here, Protect IronStrange at all costs read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/50934646
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bitchy-marvel-dude · 2 years
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Tony: ow fuck! i cut my finger.
Stephen: here, let me kiss it better.
Tony, blushing furiously: oh- uh- okay.
*later*
Tony: Harley, i need you to punch me in the mouth.
Harley, already winding up: done.
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