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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Tony: i have two words to tell you.
Stephen: yeah?
Tony: i love you.
Stephen: but that make three words.
Tony: no, it's not, because you and I are one.
Stephen: *tearing up* you're so gross.
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cynical-cantalope · 3 years
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Stephen: Be the bigger person.
Tony: I'm literally 5'6, YOU be the bigger person.
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stxphxn-strange · 3 years
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Wong: Look Strange, I don’t care how many doctorates or other degrees you and your husband have between you, you both know Damn Well that my back hurts from carrying the brain cell and the responsibility of being the smartest in this household.
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Christine: Everyone move, we have to go to the hospital, my water broke and I'm having contractions.
Tony, happy: You're having the baby? Congrat-
Christine: *grabs his arms* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tony: ... Let's go-
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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*Watching the sunrise*
Stephen: isn't it beautiful?
Tony: the sun has an energy output compared to 1838095238 nuclear bombs per second.
Stephen:
Tony:
Stephen: that makes it even more beautiful.
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Villain!Stephen and SIM!Tony trying to teach Harley and Peter.
Villain!Stephen: *holding a knife* Kids, you know what this is?
Peter and Harley: ... A knife?
V!Stephen: No. A magic ketchup piñata stick. If you hit someone hard enough with it, out comes free ketchup with no pain!
Sim!Tony, mumbling: To the person with the knife, anyways-
The Avengers: ಠ︵ಠ
Peter and Harley: AWESOME! :D
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Tony: Let's go to McDonald's!
Stephen: We have demons at home.
Tony: Haha, what does that mean?
Stephen:
Tony, scared: Stephen, what doES THAT MEAN?
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Stephen: Everyone is suspicious!
Tony: Am I suspicious?
Stephen: Yes, everyone is suspicious.
Harley: Am i suspicious, too?
Stephen: Yes, everyone is suspicious!
Peter: And me, doctor dad, am i suspicious, too?
Stephen: Yes! I just said everyone is suspicious!
*The phone rings*
Peter [picks up]: hello? Uh, wait, I'll ask him.
Peter: Dr. dad, Mr. Captain America said he was taking a nap and he heard you screaming that everyone is suspicious and now he wants to now if he's suspicious too.
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Tony, to Peter: Don't worry kid. It gets better. I've been living with generally having no idea what's going on for 20 years.
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Peter: I wonder who invented the meatball.
Tony: What do you mean “invented”?
Peter: Well, some dude back in the fifteenth century must have said, “yes, meat is good, but it would be even better in ball form”.
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Messing around with a lie detector
Harley: You are or you are not Peter Parker?
Peter: Yes! I'm Peter Parker!
Lie detector: *fails and says it's a lie*
Peter: *gasps* then, who am I?
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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*The phone rings*
Harley, panicking: How did they got my number?!?
Harley [picks up the phone]: You are talking to Harley Keener's phone. If he owes you money, this is not Harley Keener's phone anymore.
Stephen: No, Harley. It's me.
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Harley and Peter: We're going now.
Stephen: Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind.
Tony: Oh God, you're giving them ideas.
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Tony, to Peter: You are going to see and hear things that maybe you won't like, but please calm down and not tell anything about this to Stephen, because in 70% of cases missions like this go well.
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strangeironaf · 3 years
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Wong: I'm Wong, the new librarian. I'm here to investigate reports of mysterious activities at this sanctum.
Dark!Stephen: "Mysterious activities?" At the New York sanctum? You must be joking!
Wong: I assure you, I am not. I was born with a rare disorder that prevents me from experiencing humor.
Dark!Stephen: *laughs nervously*
Wong: I don't understand that sound you're making with your mouth.
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stxphxn-strange · 4 years
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Doctor Strange 2 except it’s just Stephen vlogging for three (3) straight hours and going through his daily routine/domestic life with Tony and the SupremeFam kids and is actually called Doctor Strange Takes a Multivitamin in the Morning.
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