*In bed one night*
Gamora: You know what I’m gonna put on your tombstone?
Peter: You’ve thought about that?
Gamora: Yes. I’m gonna put “Peter finally stopped.”
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Gamora: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Peter, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Kid!Izzy, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Peter: Because she have little hands.
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Peter: ok guys I thought about our codenames for the mission: Mine is "Eagle 1." Gamora is "Been there, done that". Nebula is "Currently doing that." Drax is "It happened once in a dream." Adam is "If I had to pick a dude." Rocket is... "Eagle 2."
Rocket: Oh, thank god.
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Peter: Why is ‘pretty boy’ considered an insult?
Peter: Call me a pretty boy. Call me a pretty boy right now. I want to be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen.
Gamora *facepalms*
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Peter to Gamora pre Iw: I love you so much, I wish mom met you, she would have loved you.
Gamora: Thank you, I love you too.
Gamora: *dies*
Peter: GAMORA THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!
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"I'm not sorry for loving you...
I'm not sorry.
I'm angry and tired and restless and sad
I'm stuck in the moments I swore that we had
I wish you would chase me
Or try to embrace me
For once, I wish you would lie and say-"
"I love you"
"...You do?"
"But not in the way that you want me to."
-An exchange between Peter and Gamora in GOTG 3, probably.
(original lyrics from Jorge Rivera-Herrans' Epic the Musical)
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gamora: i can't believe i'm saying this but i really love peter. he's my soulmate, my forever and always. i love him from the galaxy and back, and i would do anything to make sure he-
peter: *snores*
gamora: he doesn't come near me again why do i live like this
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Peter: Hey did it hurt when you fell-
Gamora: From heaven?
Peter: No, from that vending machine
Gamora:
Peter: Cause you a snack
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Peter: Flirting with you is like punching water.
Gamora: Why? Cause it’s pointless, or because you look stupid doing it?
Peter: Did you hear it?
Gamora: I heard it that time, yeah.
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Izzy: Dad would you take a bullet for me?
Peter: Of course...?
*Gamora angrily burst into the room*
Izzy: *running away* Great, thanks!
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Peter: My mind is like an internet browser.
Gamora: ??
Peter: 9 tabs are open, 4 are frozen, and I don’t know where the music is coming from.
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Thor: [about Bruce and Gamora] How dumb do they think we are?
Peter: Sometimes Gamora leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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Peter: Hey Gamora
Gamora internally: There he is, he’s here. My favorite person in the whole world, the only person I’ve ever really loved. God, I just want to kiss him right now and tell him everything is gonna work out and we’re gonna be okay.
Gamora: what the FUCK do you want?
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Peter (breathless, runs up and hugs her): Gamora! Oh, thank goodness!
Gamora (scolding): Peter!--
Peter: Are you okay?!
Gamora: What were you doing? You could've been killed! You can't just follow me into fire.
Peter: You don't want me to follow you into fire, then don't run into fire!
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