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Nero: It says something here but whoever wrote it is a worse speller than I am.

V: You can’t read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.

Nero: I don’t care how fast they were writing. It makes no sense!

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Nero: Kyrie and I are going to have a child!

V: That’s great. I wasn’t expecting-

Nero, slams adoption papers down: It’s you! sign here. 

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V: I wasn’t “trauma dumping”, I was telling you my lore

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Dante: Expensive Paintings are just trading cards for rich people

V: ...Wow, I can't find a flaw in his logic

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Dante: I fixed it Nero: What did you fix? Dante: Everything [Loud explosion in the background] Dante: ..Except that.

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Nero: Alright, this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It's called "We hate you, please die" Dante: Sweet! Love this one.

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Nero: You ruined my life

Vergil: How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there

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Nero: Can I ask a question?

V: Shoot.

Nero: *Shoots ceiling with Blue Rose*

Nero: Can I ask my question now?

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[incorrectnerov-quotes]

Dante: Alright, Show of hands, How many of you, at one point or another wanted to see me dead?

Both Nero and V: [Raise hands ]

Joy: [slightly raises hand]

Dante: Yes!

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Dante: I wonder if I can say something useful

Vergil: I often wonder too

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Dante: Betcha don't know what kind of wood this is

Vergil: It's oak

Dante: Nope - It's oak.

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Nero: He has elaborate bullshit ideas every 10 seconds

Nero, doing a Dante impression: "Hey Nero, let's doorbell ding-dong ditch"

Nero:..YOU 49!!

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[incorrectnerov-quotes]

Saint Paddy's day Party

Nero: Why not just use food coloring for the beer? Dante: Uh. Cause Beer's not a food. When was the last time you ate a beer? Nero: When was the last time you drank paint? Dante, stays quiet: Nero: Have you been drinking paint? Dante:..No. Nero: Let me see your tongue. Dante:*slowly shows green tongue* Nero: OH MY GOD!

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Nero: I mean why else would she be acting like such a B-I-T-C-H Vergil: Nero, I think we're a little too old to be spelling things out Dante: A bitca? Vergil:....Yes

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V: Hey, do you guys have any canned peaches? I’d trade an arm and a leg for that.

V:…Not mine. Someone else’s

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[incorrectnerov-quotes]

Dante, gets a pancake stuck to the ceiling:

Nero: Don't say it, don't say it, don't FUCKING say it.

Dante: Batter up

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