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#incorrect silvercyclops quotes
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Peter: Good question, Scott!
Scott: How come you don’t point out when I ask good questions?
Jean: I don’t love you like he does.
Peter: Told you.
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lauriel816 · 2 years
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Scott: If I ever accidentally hurt Peter in the training, I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night.
Scott: Partly because I’d feel guilty; mostly because I know Erik would be coming for my head.
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Pietro: Is this mistletoe?
Scott: Uh, no, no, that is basil.
Pietro: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.
Scott: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.
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Jean: so when did you realise you wanted to marry him?
Scott: we saw a dog at the park and Peter asked the dog if he could pat him
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*peter and scott deep in trouble*
peter: in times like this, i wish i'd listened to what my dad used to tell me.
scott, barely keeping his shit together: ok, so what did he tell you?
peter: i don't know, i wasn't listening.
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verycorrectxmen · 3 years
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Scott: Hey there new recruits, my name is Scott Summers-
Peter: And I’m the only surefire way to disengage your temporal mandibular joint, DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT!!!
Scott:
Peter: Let’s Party
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dxmerons · 3 years
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Charles: we are going to choose team names. Scott?
Scott: we will be called gryffindor.
Peter: really? Not slytherin?
Scott: slytherin are the bad guys, Peter.
Peter: I know. Okay, we will be....Voldemort.
Scott: he who must not be named? I wouldn’t do that.
Peter: Voldemort
Peter: Voldemort!
Scott: okay seriously-
Jubilee: Voldemort!
*Jean rolling her eyes*
Peter: VOLDEMORT
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general-mahamatra · 3 years
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Peter:
Scott: Are you a heroin needle? Because I want you in my arms
Peter: What the actual fuck—
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dying-inside-today · 3 years
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Peter: Hi! I’m Peter with a B and I’ve been terrified of insects my entire life!
Scott: Wait, hold up
Peter: what?
Scott: Where’s the B?
Peter: ThErE’s A bEe!?!?!?!?
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surferboypizzas · 3 years
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*guitar strum outside Scott's door * I love you. Bitch.
kurt: “you said your dorm would be a quiet place to work on our science project, no?”
scott: “yeah... um... it usually is. peter just does this every 3:00 PM on the dot, it will pass by 3:05 at the latest if we don’t respond, he’s impatient.”
kurt: “your american customs continue to confuse me, no matter how long i live here.”
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Pietro: Everyone has a “bad” sibling that teaches you a few things. Like how to pickpocket, how to manipulate others, how to smoke.
Pietro: How to hotwire a car, how to forge documents, how to put tacks in your shoe to throw off a lie detector test–
Scott: Wait, which of your siblings was this?
Pietro: I am the sibling.
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lauriel816 · 2 years
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Peter: Dad, our class had awards assembly today.
Erik: Really? That was today? Did you get anything?
Peter: Yes I did.
Erik: Did you get the English award?
Peter: No, that was Scott.
Erik: Oh. Did you get the math award?
Peter: Nope, also Scott.
Erik: Did you get the history award?
Peter: No, that was Jean. …and also Scott.
Erik: Did you get the reading award? Or is that also-
Peter: Scott.
Erik: Well what DID you get?
Peter: I got detention for yelling, “FUCK SCOTT SUMMERS, HOW’D HE GET ALL THESE FUCKING AWARDS?!”
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Scott: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.
Pietro: Why would- how?!
Scott: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”
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*during dinner at summers*
Alex: Hank, stop rubbing my leg
Hank: I'm not rubbing your leg
Peter *chokes* : That's your leg?
Alex: Of course! Whose leg are you trying to rub?
Peter:
Alex: Wait.. .Were you trying to rub my brother's leg? MY BROTHER?
Scott: *gay panic*
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peter, terrible at flirting: hey, i like your name.
scott, equally terrible at flirting: oh thanks, i got it for my birthday.
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verycorrectxmen · 3 years
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Peter: I used to pray to God to take away my ass hair
Scott: You don’t think God had more to do than worry about the wicker basket climbing all over your shit?
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