#incorrect shadowhunter quotes

[chrasilla]

Alec: are you crying right now? Magnus: *sobbing* this book is too fucking sad Alec: Alec: it's an interior design magazine Magnus: *still sobbing* yeah, the designs fucking suck

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[misfittq]

Clary: We call that a traumatic experience. Clary, turning to Maia: Not a "bruh moment". Clary, turning to Simon: Not "sadge". Clary, turning to Izzy: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO"

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[fandomsarefamily1966]

I did this wrong. I did this all wrong. How could I have let this happen? How did I not see it coming? How didn't I step in and do something, and... why can't I fix things? I'm a bad mother.

Jocelyn, about Clary

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[onceandfuturelesbian]

merlin, frantically trying to save arthur: is he gonna be alright?!

kilgharrah: i don’t know, does he normally just lay like that without moving?

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[overheardinidris]

Magnus: I want to wake up next to you every day for the rest of our lives.

Alec: I wake up at 4:30 am.

Magnus: …

Magnus: I want to see you every day for the rest of our lives.

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[dayque]

Alec: Okay, the kids' snack is in the refrigerator, their schedules are written here, they can watch TV but don't leave them unattended for too long and for no, but NO, reason do you let them take a nap. If they sleep their sleep cycle will be a disaster later.

Jace: Bro, relax, everything's going to be okay.

*Magnus in the other room*

Magnus: Okay. Let's go over it.

Rafael: Lunch at 1, snack at 3:30 and dinner when you return. Not eating anything Uncle Jace cooks, not leaving the house to hunt demons even if he says it's safe, and we can't play jumping on the furniture or walls either. We can't do dangerous spells that involve...

Max: I know! I know!

Rafael: But I'm saying it!

Magnus: Let him say one part, go ahead Blueberry.

Max: I can't do spells that involve: fire, breaking things even if they are small, summoning animals that do tsss, or psss, or ksss *putting hands in the shape of little claws*, levitating or summoning demons.

Rafael: We also can't listen to Uncle Jace if he has a new idea about a spell we've never done before.

Magnus: Very good! I am so proud of my little sweets, and what do we do if there is an emergency and daddy or Bapa can't come help?

Both: Call Aunty Catarina and Aunty Clary to save Uncle Jace.

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[allthestories]

Charles to Alastair, Thomas, and Math: No, none of you understand, my secret is too shamef—  

Thomas: You dumb bitch every person in this room right now is gay

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[the-mortal-incorrects]

Clary: Jace would throw himself in front of a car for you. Alec: Jace would throw himself in front of a car just for fun.

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[kaitcreates]

*All the TMI gang on hospital beds with an arm broken* Maryse: What happened?! Simon: We were climbing up stairs, I told Jace he should go faster and he turned around and pushed me Alec: I was behind Simon when Jace pushed him and fell on me Jace: Magnus pushed me when Alec got buried under Simon. Isabelle: I tried to push Jace, but Magnus had already pushed him so when I leaned down to do it I accidentally fell down. Magnus: She tried to hold me to save herself but ended up draging me down too. Clary: I was at the top of the stairs when all that happened, I saw them and laughed so hard I accidentally fell. Maia: I’m not hurt, I just heard there was free grape juice here.

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[cityofdownwardspirals]

*after Malec break-up*

Jace: Hey, I am going to the store, do you want anything?

Alec, in tears: Magnus...

Jace, turning his pockets inside out: Dude, I have like... 5 dollars.

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[incorrect-tsc-quotes]

Will, about Tessa: I just think Tessa's cool. It's not like I lay awake at night, thinking about her...

Will at night:

Will: fuck

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[unicornswithbowties]

tessa: and if jem told you to jump off a cliff would you do it?

will: [looks at jem]

jem: [shakes his head]

will: no, i would not

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[misfittq]

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Izzy, with Maia and Clary behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. Izzy: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Police: Wha- Izzy: Simon FUCKING FELL OFF!

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[fandomsarefamily1966]

Ty: Oh, I bet you're loving this, aren't you?

Kit: What? No! I might be mad at you, but I don't wanna hurt you!

Ty: Well, you're already hurting me. Every time you remind me of the mistakes I made, every time you rub it in my face that I let you down. I mean, what's it gonna take for you to let this go?

Kit: Ty, I... I...

Ty: Just tell me and I'll do it. Anything!

Kit: I don't know, okay?!

Livvy: Huh?

Kit: I just need time. Look, I want things to go back to the way they were. But- but- *sobs*

Ty: I'm sorry, Kit. You take all the time you need. Maybe it's enough to admit we've still got issues, instead of pretending they don't exist.

Kit: *sniffs* I think that'd be good. 

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[luciosfanpage]

Julian: Are magicians always this cryptic?

Asra: I'm not being cryptic. I'm being coy.

Lucio: You can turn into a fish!?!

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[overheardinidris]

Magnus: i am darkness, i am power, i am your worst nightmare, i could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine, i am the night, i am fury, i am a weapon, i am-

Alec: a doll

Alec: a cinnamon roll

Alec: a sweetheart

Magnus:

Magnus: …stop it

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