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#incorrect renhyuck quotes
0x1mina · 10 months
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jeno, to the new trainees : this is renjun, he likes his personal space.
haechan, clinging onto renjun :
jaemin : and this is haechan, he also likes renjun’s personal space.
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beveragebox277 · 9 months
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ships2go
*texting at 4am* haechan: are you sleeping? renjun: yes haechan: oh ok :) haechan: haechan: WAIT
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ego-like-sandwich · 2 years
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[renhyuck in a fight]
Renjun: that's actually a good argument, did you just come up with that?
Haechan, who had already practiced the scenario 100 times on the mirror: yeah, yeah I did
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jelllyjae · 2 years
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Renjun: I want to clear up that I AM NOT in love with Donghyuck. He's annoying, stupid, he doesn't think anything through and he's always asking me questions and to speak about my feelings
Mark: Cool, well I get shipped with him more so ...eh
Renjun: It makes no sense. I don't see Donghyuck kissing your pictures or fighting to sleep with you. I should be shipped with him waaayyy more.
Mark: You just said that you don't feel anything for hi-
Renjun: It's not about love or feelings Mark. It's about winning and you shouldn't even be competing against me. He loves me not you so like... Go homewreck somewhere else.
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full-hd-sun · 2 years
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Renjun: If you like me - rise your hand.
Haechan, smirking: What if I don’t like you?
Renjun, not even missing a beat: Then rise your standards!
Jaemin, wiping tears: That’s my boy!
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hyucketh · 2 years
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Jeno: Did you know that one in every four people are gay?
Renjun: That means one of us is gay.
Jaemin: I hope it's Jeno, he's cute~
Haechan: We're all gay, you idiot.
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diorjeonghan · 2 years
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Renjun: I love games that turn people against each other
Renjun: except between me and donghyuck
Renjun: because we would straight up kill each other
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reinahwanggg · 3 years
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Renjun: Hi !
Donghyuck: You're so fucking cute bitch like how the fuck are you so cute? Like you can literally BREATHE and you'd still be the cutest bitch here. I put that shit on my MJ collection. Well ... maybe not my MJ collection but you really are so fucking cute, it's concerning.
Renjun: You're concerning.
Donghyuck: OMG YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT ME ? THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE. WHY ARE YOU SO ! FUCKING ! CUTE ?!
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kkeke99 · 3 years
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Renjun: Every time you speak I get a migraine.
Haechan, singing: And every time we kiss I swear I can fly!
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Renjun,locking Haechan in the car:Act like a child,get treated like a child.
Haechan:What?Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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0x1mina · 11 months
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salesperson : would a huang renjun please come to the front desk?
renjun, arriving : hello, is there a problem?
salesperson : [ points to 7dream ] i believe they belong to you?
haechan : we got lost :(
renjun : I DIDN’T EVEN BRING ANY OF YOU WITH ME
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satanscatsworld · 3 years
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Haechan: welcome to the “fuck Renjun” support club, where we collectively say “fuck you” to that stupid bitch. before we begin, a few words from our newest member.
Jaemin, sweating: so i may have misunderstood the club’s name—
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ego-like-sandwich · 3 years
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[texting]
Renjun: have you ever felt something poking your chest, as if someone made a voodoo doll of you and stabbed it with a needle or something?
Haechan: no???
Renjun:
Renjun: how about now?
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jelllyjae · 2 years
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Renjun: my standards for men are so high. Someone as simple minded as you could never reach them.
Haechan *gently pulls Renjun closer to his side when a large number of people walk pass them and opens the door for Renjun.*
Haechan:okay, if you say so.
Renjun: *in his head* I fear I may have girlbossed a bit too close to the sun.
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full-hd-sun · 3 years
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Renjun: Are you trying to seduce me?
Haechan: Why, are you seducible?
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halloween saga #6
haechan: *knocks on door* trick or treat!
renjun, throwing the entire bowl of candy into hyuck's face: you interrupted my nap you lITTLE FUCK
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