Ningning: So, Unnie… are you straight?
Yeri: From hell? Yes
Ningning: No I mean-
Yeri: I aspire to be a living nightmare
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Eunchae's star diary ft. Red Velvet and Aespa:
Eunchae: I lived, bitch
Karina: I laughed,bitch
Seulgi: I Loved, bitch
Yeri: I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch
Ningning: I Won't Hesitate Bitch
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wendy, after being driven home by irene: you know, if you used your turn signal, other drivers might not honk at you so much
irene: they don't need to know my business
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Joy: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why
Yeri: Only if you also don't ask why
Yeri: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick
Joy:
Yeri:
Joy: This one is fine
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Yeri: Maybe I'll make some changes today.
Yeri: *in her head* Or maybe I'll do my same bullshit.
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Time for an Incorrect Quote!
*Conversation in the Seaport District*
Pastry: He is probably thinking about other Cookies.
Parfait: You never know what's going through a guy's mind.
*Meanwhile in the Vanilla District*
Red Velvet: If you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself, would you ever be able to stand up?
Licorice: Holy shit bro.
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*Red Velvet is on a hike*
Seulgi: It’s beautiful out here.
Irene: And quiet.
Wendy: Too quiet.
Seulgi: Did we lose someone?
*cut to Yeri with a bear in a headlock while Joy recording her*
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the only impressio when everything is gone !!!!
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Yeri: I didn't do it!
Irene: Really? You expect me to believe that?
Wendy: Maybe you should take her word for it
Irene: ...
Yeri: ...
Wendy: ...
Wendy: I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me
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Red Velvet: But if i leave, who will take care of Cakeberus and give him his belly rubs?
Licorice: Red Velvet, he's a 28 FEET, THREE HEADED HELLISH DOG!
Red Velvet: HE'S STILL A GOOD BOY AND DESERVES BELLY RUBS!
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joy: what's your sexual orientation?
seulgi: beautiful women playing bass guitars
irene: just say you want to fuck sunmi
irene: it's simpler
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i could make so many of these
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