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captainjacklyn · 6 months
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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes #31 :
Kalim : To be honest Jamil, I think you're a very calm person.
Jamil (screaming the thoughts out in his head as he sees someone get a little too close to Yuu/Mc) : *OH YOU MISERABLE SON OF A BITCH- I'M GONNA RIO YOUR GUTS OUT WITH A CORKSCREW*
Jamil : coughs, yes I'm very calm.
Kalim : :D
Jamil : ...
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xxs3w3r-d0gxx · 7 months
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* POV the twst cast is on a week long camping field trip managed by vargas and crewel, and ace, deuce, ruggie, azul, the tweels, kalim, jamil, vil, and yuu cant sleep, so kalim says they should share scary stories. Yuu, being from our world, and a fnaf fan, decides to engage in some tomfoolery....*
Kalim: awwww no one has any good scary stories...???
Ace: nah those are for lil kids roasting marshmellows, no ones gonna-
Yuu: i have a story.
Deuce: really? Lets hear it!
Yuu: *ahem* back in my world, there was this restaurant franchise, called freddy's pizzeria. It was a normal kids place, it had arcades, lively music, and a fun band of animatronic anthro animals to sing amd entertain the kids and their family. There was freddy, bonnie, chica, and foxy, all with their own theme and the kids loved them. Everyone except a child known by the crying child, as he was nicknamed by the media once this story broke the news. He hated the place, and his father, William Afton, co-ran the place with a man named Henry Emily. Both had young children, both frequented the pizzeria. However, one day, the Afton family went to celebrate at the restaurant. To the crying child, the atmosphere was overwhelming, sickening, and anxiety inducing, as he spent his time crying and clutching his foxy plush closely. His older brother, Micheal, wanted to tease him with his friends. Micheal and his friends picked up the now thrashing crying child, and brought him up towards one of the animatronics. As its mouth gaped wide open to sing, the childs head was placed inside. Its metal jaws imediately clamped around the childs head, snapping his neck, the crunching and squelching of his crushed skull loud, making everyones skin crawl, blood pouring from the animatronics mouth. This was the bite of 1983. After this, police discovered that this wasnt the only child death at the facility. They uncovered decaying child corpses, shoved inside the very animatronics used to sing and dance in front of other children. These children where killed by merciless brute force, with little able to identify the killer. Some time after this, another corpse was found inside the restaurant. But this time, it was the body of William Afton himself. Having been locked inside one of the older animatronic variants, a springlock suit designed to be worn by employees. While he was inside it, the mechanisms unlocked, thrusting thousands of metal bolts and screws into him, impaling every part of his body as he bled out to death on the checkered linoleum floor. Later it would be discovered that he was the one killing these children and stuffing them inside the animatronic suits, and he put on the springlock suit in order to escape the rouge animatronics, possessed by the spirits of the children he murdered for no reason, trying to kill him the way he did them. Due to police inaction and lack of security, Afton was able to end the lives of 5 children, one of which was his own. The crying child.
Of course, the pizzeria is abandoned now and has been for over 30 something years. But, some daring true crime enthusiasts tend to visit the exact location, but very very few feel brave enough to sneak inside. Some say that the animatronics and their corpses are still inside the backroom, decorations on the walls, childrens drawings of the animatronics scattered on the floor, and the scent of burnt flesh oozing from out of the walls themselves. They say if you sit in the old security room, and stay there from 12:00, to 6 am, youll hear them. The animatronics. Youll hear their metal feet slowly beating against the floors or thundering down the halls, scratched and mangled voiceboxes creating inhuman groans and agonizing screams. Maybe youll even hear them scratching in the vents right. Above you. Theres a popular challenge among conspiracy theorists, those who insist that there are more questions to ask and more answers to find, to stay five nights, from 12 pm to 6 am, inside the restaurant. Some get terrified out of their minds and quit before their third night, saying that they saw the animatronics themselves lurking in the dark, slowly crawling their way towards the security office, with no way to stop them. Imagine it, a 300 pound rotting creature of flesh and metal, with hundreds of rusted teeth, endoskeleton peeking through their wrecked outer plates, glowing eyes, and a screeching blood chilling voice hunting you. They think your the one who killed them all those years ago. So imagine it, their giant, creaking mechanical bodies scraping against the floor as they stop at nothing to find you and force you into a metal suit of your own, the process twisting your limbs, breaking your bones, and piercing every organ until you feel as though your in the flaming underbelly of hell, forever...
Yuu: Anyway thats actually not a real event its all from a video game series in my world called five nights at freddies and it was so popular they made it into a movie! My favorite animatronic is definitely-
Floyd: SHRIMPY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Yuu:
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bubbles-lounge · 5 months
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Ace: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean. Deuce: Yeah, go ahead. Ace: It sucks. Deuce: That's not constructive criticism.
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incorrecttwsted · 5 months
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Yuu: (holding a baby dragon) hey guys I found him and he won't leave, what should I name him?
Sebek: (proud) Waka-Sama!
Lilia: Malleus 2.0
Malleus: Malleus the second
Yuu: isn't that usually a title for your descendants?
Malleus: irrelevant
Silver: (wakes up) Pumpkin (falls back asleep)
Yuu: Silver wins
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random-twst-things · 4 months
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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight moon.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu Goodnight tree.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Ace: We can see the ghosts too ya know?
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turning around very slowly to face Ace:
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Let me feel fucking special for once okay? 🙂
Ace: ...okay, so-rry 🫤
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: As I was saying *Turning around towards the big window*
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: and goodnight to the tall man with horns who watches me sleep every night
Ace, whipping his head around so fast he could break his neck: IM SORRY, THE WHAT?!
Malleus, outside the window: Goodnight my child of man ☺️ *waving*
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Dividers from @/cafekitsune
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alicraft336 · 4 months
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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes [2]
Lilia: *patting Yuu/Mc on the back* "I'm sure your parents would be very proud of you Yuu/Mc!"
Yuu/Mc: "I actually don't have parents...."
Lilia:
Yuu/Mc:
Lilia: "Your father is very proud of you!"
Yuu/Mc: *confused* "Lilia, I just told you I don't have parents-"
Lilia: "how do you feel about moving into Diasomnia with me and your brother?"
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cancerdust96 · 5 months
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The first time Malleus meets MC/Yuu
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Yuu: My crazy ass could never be a monarch. I'd just instantly go mad with power the second someone put a ring on it.
Malleus: What if I held you gently and we were happy together?
Yuu: ...
Yuu: Hmmm...
Leona: What if I supported your maniacal rise to power and we were evil together?
Yuu: HMMMM...
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twistedtrashposts · 6 months
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Rollo: It must be taxing, living among mages.
MC: Oh boy, you don't even know. Six of them have tried to kill me :D Four of them are here now.
Riddle:
Azul:
Jamil:
MC: Well, five and three, I guess. Idia's wasn't personal. I was just kind of there.
Idia: HA, I WIN-
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twst-shenanigans · 6 months
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twst Incorrect quote #305
Epel: “So you two are dating now?”
Rook & MC: “Yes.”
Epel: “…Why?”
Rook: “Well, I find my little trickster appealing~”
Vil: “We know that. We want to know why MC is dating you. (Turns to MC) Are you being blackmailed?”
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captainjacklyn · 7 months
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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes #29 :
Deuce, sending a picture of Professor Crewel to his mom : What do you think of him, mom ?
Ms. Spade : Ooh he's sexy. ( • ̀ω•́ )✧
Deuce : My god..nooo..
Ms. Spade : Wait is that your teacher ?! Σ(゚口゚)//
Deuce : It's my teacher !
Ms. Spade : My goodness. ¬‿¬
Deuce : Mooom...noo !
Ms. Spade : He about to be your step-dad ! ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)✨
Deuce : STOOOOOP- DON'T DO THIS TO MEEE-
btw I'm quoting this joke from a vtuber named Kenji, go check him out he's pretty funny.
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mee-op · 7 months
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Facts about in-game Yuu (Twisted Wonderland):
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This is an ongoing list and will be updated with new information. I'm not caught up w/ chap 6 and I'm not very perceptive. This list is so long because of all the people who commented/sent asks, so thank you Last but not least, some of these might be a stretch/be slightly incorrect so bare w/ me plz :] More Yuu facts [ ONE / TWO ] <- not mine
They've been good friends with Heartslabyul ever since Book 1.
They're forgiving/don't hold any bad blood with the people who've overblotted (at least on the outside).
According to the Harveston event, they can play the flute.
They don't like mentioning that they might return to their world (Deuce's Wishing Star vignette).
Many people consider them a "goody-two-shoes" (Leona, Ruggie).
A good listener.
Based on Malleus' interactions with them, Yuu talks to him a lot more off-screen as he states that he values their opinions.
Loves Grim to hell and back.
It's implied that Yuu invites Malleus over frequently enough that he visits unprompted.
They can be snarky and brutally honest when they're pushed into it.
Comes up with stupid plans that nobody believes will work but it somehow does.
They're insecure about not having any magic.
They want to be able to help their friends.
Has a sense of self-preservation.
Does not actively seek out danger (*cough* om mc *cough*).
They've cleaned up Ramshackle since living there, however, it still looks "abandoned & ancient" on the outside.
Crowley doesn't give them more money than "needed".
Silver states that Yuu is good with swords (PE Uniform).
Both Jamil and Silver seem to think that Yuu is somewhat weird/strange.
They don't know much about mushrooms (Floyd's Camp Vargas vignette).
They're very patient.
Used to be afraid of ghosts until they got to Twisted Wonderland.
They adapt to new/difficult situations quickly and calmly.
They don't complain much.
Very much so the silent type.
The audience doesn't really see anyone helping them out with their situation, so I assume they fix most of their problems themselves.
They don't have any memories of the Great Seven before coming to Twisted Wonderland.
Fluctuates between being observant and not noticing really basic stuff.
Doesn't hesitate to say cheesy things.
Keeps calm in harsh situations.
They know how to play a blowing horn (White Rabbit Event).
Good with instruments.
Not a very good singer (NRC Uniform).
It's implied that they have high stamina.
They're interested in horseback riding and wants to play soccer with Sebek (PE Uniform).
They recommend a few books to Sebek, implying that they read in their free time.
They're short in comparison to Floyd (he calls them Shrimpy).
Grim comments that they're shorter than Vil.
Crowley mumbles that Yuu looks effeminate.
They're a bit of a romantic since they seem to often ask about love stories/fairy tales (Epel & Jade chats).
They have a habit of poking, tugging, tickling and just touching people in general. This is proven through the Home Screen character interactions.
Their love language seems to be physical touch.
They get scared easily but is bad at scaring others (Halloween voice lines).
Vil notes that their uniform is baggy.
Malleus says that Yuu has gotten better at dancing (Masquerade Event).
It's implied that Yuu is good/decent at cooking since they have to make meals for both themself and Grim every day.
Yuu is decent at basketball (Ace Halloween).
Deuce remarks about a tiny piece of furniture in Ramshackle and asks if it's for Grim, meaning Yuu makes small furniture for him.
They're a good photographer.
Takes part in photography competitions (Rook Port Fest).
It's implied that Yuu carries their ghost camera everywhere because Crowley constantly makes them record events.
It's said that the game cards are actual photos that Yuu took with the ghost camera. [I don't know if this is true but a lot of people have said so]
Most, if not all the characters tell Yuu to hurry up when choosing a class, which suggests that they're indecisive.
Ace, Deuce and Cater tell Yuu to relax during classes or else they'll run out of energy.
Jack says that he got tips from Yuu while he was working in Monstro Lounge, implying that Yuu might've worked in customer service before (Book 3).
According to Grim, they have a hard time saying no to people, but when they absolutely need to-- they're very serious and a bit intimidating. "You're a real sap sometimes, you know that? Then again, when you bare your teeth it's no joke."
While they won't say no to helping others, they prefer to keep to themselves and avoid drama.
Yuu is sometimes a bit distrustful of Ace and thinks he's tricking them if he offers to do anything nice (2024 Player Birthday Greetings).
It doesn't take much to make them happy. (Deuce & Idia 2024 Player Birthday Greetings).
They became nervous when Riddle invited them to a salon for their birthday. Riddle response saying "I'll be right there with you, and will instruct you in etiquette every step of the way."
They're competitive in class-- at least when it comes to Jack (2024 Player Birthday Greetings).
They took chess lessons to try and beat Leona in a match (2024 Player Birthday Greetings).
For their birthday, Yuu asks Azul to get something that's supposedly hard for an average collector to acquire.
They're surprised when Kalim gifts them a pop-up card for their birthday.
They own a pair of fingerless gloves (gifted by Epel).
They personally invited Vil over for their birthday party and made sure to have healthy food options for him.
Not very close with Idia.
Owns a glass tumbler that reads 'Happy Birthday!' (gifted by Ortho).
Lilia gives them a CD with his screamo performances.
They were gifted so many presents on their birthday that they had trouble carrying the gifts around. (Malleus 2024 Player Birthday Greetings).
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luxthestrange · 2 months
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TWST Incorrect quotes#685...Brain freeze
Jamil in Harveston...
Jamil*Rubbing his hands together shivering* My hands are so cold...
Yuu*holds his hand hands, smiling at him* Better?
Jamil*Brain had a mental freeze and...he got confused*"Thank you"
Jamil: My lips are cold too-...WAIT
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moonlit-midnight · 28 days
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TWST incorrect quotes
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Yuu: Guys, I’m going out to buy some stuff. Do you want me to get you something?
Ace: Cherry pie 
Deuce: Snacks
Yuu: What about you, Tsunotarou?
Malleus: Just come back safe and sound 
Ace and Deuce: Please take your man with you before he starts being mushy
Yuu: Alright, come with me, love. We’re going on a night walk date 
Malleus, happily taking Yuu’s waiting hand: I’ll gladly accompany you 
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Mc gets fed up with their money problems and starts selling hugs
Imagine what would happen if RSA found out about the MC hug business… Of course many of them would want to hug you. Because they have a crush to you too. They would like to support your business.
NRC boys would be really shocked and disappointed. They try to talk to you… But your response "money is money and either RSA boys also get hugs at the same prices or I will raise the prices." dosen't make them happy.
Each boy would have a different way of handling this situation.
Riddle would try to make a rule that would ban RSA boys from entering the NRC area.
Vil would try to talk to you. He would get tired of seeing Neige so often. And he thinks Neige doesn't deserve hugs.
Malleus would have trouble accepting that other NRC boys get to hug you. His reaction would be along the lines of "Yes you can hug MC….And I can curse your family for the next thousand years".
Azul would try to get you to sign a contract forbidding NRC boys from hugging… Or marriage papers… you can never be sure.
Sebek would have become even louder and judgmental. The crocodile boy is jealous.
Each student would attempt to mislead the MC whenever an RSA student was spotted on school grounds. They would certainly have their own monitoring system and watch shifts.
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