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G-Lo Loves Her Half Genae Daughter
[G-Lo gushes about her daughter with Ghoul to her former mentor who has become more humble since he's lost his career and appreciates his former sidekick now he did when she as working for him. He just is learning about G-Lo's daughter with Ghoul and wants to make sure PEACE doesn't get word of who the father is.]
G-Lo: My daughter has pretty little fins for ears and the cutest fangs in the world.
Bicep : I-I'm sorry. Fangs?
G-Lo: She got it from her daddy.
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(Jello Fish/Jaylee Grentina)
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(He probably wants to offer to be Jaylee's godfather).
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Mahoney: What kind of coffee do you want?
Proctor, trying to sound cool: Black. Like my soul
Mahoney: Your soul is a glass of milk
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booblydoobly · 12 days
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Screenshot from Pootis Goes Missing 💖
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prokopetz · 2 months
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Now, don't get me wrong, "I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe; if I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other" is a raw line, but I wonder if the folks who quote it misattributed to Mary Shelley would feel any differently about it if they knew it's really from a film adaptation of Frankenstein in which the role of the Creature is played – and the above-cited line delivered – by fucking Robert De Niro.
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ryemiffie · 1 month
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Bat bros incorrect quotes based on my buddy's hate for the abbreviation of super to supes cause he gets confused and thinks people are saying soup:
Jason: Hey, Bruce wanted me to let you know we'll be hanging out with the supes later so make sure you're ready to go.
Dick: The soups?
Jason: Yeah, the supes.
Dick: we're going to hang out with the soups?
Jason: Yeah?? Just make sure you're dressed or Bruce is gonna throw a fit.
Dick: ??
Dick: What should I dress for? i mean, what kinds of soups will we be hanging out with?
Jason: ??
Jason: I don't know?? The original ones??
Dick: The original soups?
Jason: Yes?? The original supes, I guess that's what you could call them.
Dick: Okay. Should I bring a spoon or something?
Jason: A spoon?? For what?
Dick: For the soups!
Jason: Why would they need a-
Jason:
Dick: ??
Jason: Really bro?! You've been Bruce Wayne's son for way too long.
Dick: What do you mean??
Jason, walking away: Privileged ass.
Dick: What did I say??!
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blingblong55 · 6 months
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Fortune tell+Fur= luck? -141
Ghost: tell 'em what you got last week
R/N: I got a fortune cookie and it said that in six days time it would be my lucky day
Soap: Which is today...
R/N: Yes, today is my lucky day
Ghost: and what have you just found out, love? Tell 'em, go on
R/N:My hamster died
Soap and Gaz cover their faces with the pillows of the sofa
Price: what a waste of fur
R/N: *sobs*
Ghost: bloody hell Price, I just got them to stop crying!
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f1incorrectquotess · 7 months
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Toto: I just ended a four year relationship.
Valtteri: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Toto: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Lewis and Nico fighting from across the garage*
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Jegulus and Wolfstar planning a vacation:
Sirius: Okay, so I'll drive and-
James and Remus: Absolutely not.
James: Nope.
Remus: Not after last time.
James: I've just stopped having nightmares.
Remus: I finally regrew my last toe.
Sirius: But guyyyys!
Regulus: What the fuck happened last time?
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hiseyebrowsaregone · 3 months
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Stiles texting Scott
Stiles: I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS
Stiles: LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!
Scott: Please stop talking.
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Percy: We need a distraction. Annabeth: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Grover, whispering: My time has come.
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Dario and Green Rod Gets Into A Heated Shouting Match
[Dario tries to get Green Rod to prove her loyalty to PEACE in order to not get labeled by them a possibly ally to villainy by convincing her to spy on Coyote whenever they are around. As a result, this gets them into a heated argument with one another about how he abandoned her and her mother to pursue justice.]
Dario: I never ran away from anything in my life!
Green Rod: You ran away from your family!
Dario: I told you what happened. What else could I do, what else can you do?
Green Rod: The right thing. You should take this back.
[She throws away a device meant to spy on the villains whenever she is with Coyote and leaves.]
Dario: You can't!
Green Rod: I won't walk out on, *Brian!
*Brian Z. Romero is Coyote's real name.
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Headcanon: Instead of being a gun nut like Tackleberry, I think Kirkland is big time into knives
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booblydoobly · 1 month
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I love this bitchy bird so much 🤩
Screenshot from Pootis’ Last Date
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fanby-fckry · 6 months
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Modern AU
Alastor: If you’re not married by the time you turn 40, will you marry me?
Husk: What the fuck? Did you just propose to me?
Alastor: Maybe! :)
Husk: Why? Why would we get married?
Alastor: Tax Evasion! :)
Husk:
Husk: Ok, deal.
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ryemiffie · 1 month
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More quotes from my day as Batman incorrect quotes:
Dick: screw 'spill the tea' I'm gonna need you to pour me some of that hot goss' sauce.
Damian: You know what, just for that I'm not telling you what happened.
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forestentitea · 1 year
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Arthur: ew a rat
the rat: ew a closeted bisexual idiot who struggles to express his undying love for his manservant because he treasures him too much and wouldn’t want to hurt said manservant by telling him about his true feelings
Arthur: what the fuck
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