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djcanipe99 · 9 months
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Marcus: Which one of you is George o malley,Spencer Reid ,Shawn Spencer,Neal caffery,Andy Dwyer ,Mike Ross jake peralta and Sheldon copper
George,Spencer ,Shawn ,Neal ,Andy mike ,jake and Sheldon : Oh, that's me.
Marcus: Wait a second... is your great grandfather father Indiana Jones
George,Spencer ,Shawn ,Neal ,Andy mike ,jake and Sheldon : nervously)Yes.
Marcus : You poor bastard!
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batfamgalore · 27 days
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*The Justice League reaches out to Nightwing and tells him they need help on a case. Dick asks Bruce why they asked him*
Bruce: I might have mentioned to the Justice League, accidentally, that you… might be able to help.
Dick: Whoah. Time out. Flag on the play. Did you vouch for me?
Bruce: No. I wouldn’t say exactly I vouched for you.
Dick: Wally, Bruce vouched for me.
Bruce: I did not vouch for you.
Dick: You were bragging on me. You have a dad crush on me.
Bruce: Dick, I was not bragging on you. I was merely stating facts about your track record that are in the newspaper.
Dick: Let’s hug it out.
Bruce: Put your arms down.
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rad-batson · 6 months
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*Bruce and 9yo Dick playing chess*
Dick: Okay, I'm gonna take your pointy, sad-faced guy for my horsey guy.
Bruce: Stop, stop. *pointing to Bishop* What is this piece called?
Dick: I call him Dwight.
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daisymintt · 7 months
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Arthur: Need I remind you, Merlin, what happens when you interfere with a quest?
Merlin: Uh… the quest gets done?
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incorrectquotesmcu · 4 months
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Natasha: I need to get something off my chest.
Y/N: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
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guardianofthedawn · 2 months
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Syzoth: H-hey Johnny, how would I go asking somebody out?
Johnny Cage: Well Syzoth, first you need to -
Kenshi: Don’t ask him for advice, he asked me out in the middle of a fight covered in blood.
Johnny Cage: …you said yes, though.
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cod-dump · 4 months
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Ghost: *working on a report*
Roach: *walks into his office with a red marker and writes a giant ‘F’ across the paper before running out of the room*
Ghost, softly and full of emotion: Gary…
Roach, from the hall: YOU FAILED YOUR PSYCHE EVALUATION
Ghost: Again-? WHY ARE YOU GOING THROUGH MY SHIT?! GARY-
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lilislegacy · 1 month
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*percabeth on a future quest*
percy: let’s introduce ourselves as different names, in case she’s heard of us
annabeth: okay, but you better not give me a stupid name, like last time. and let’s at least keep the first letters the same, to avoid confusion
*they knock on door of person they need to talk to
old lady: can i help you?
annabeth: hello, we’re here to ask you a few questions about your nephew
old lady: oh… i see. who are you?
percy: we’re private investigators. this woman here is the best crime-solving expert in the southwest, ariana grande. maybe you’ve even heard her name
annabeth: *internally rolls eyes*
annabeth: we just need to take a few minutes of your time. this is my partner, potential spam
percy: i’ll call later
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strawberrylet · 2 months
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*entering a warehouse*
Tim: I don’t wanna get shot, Hood
Jason: Just stay low, you’ll be the lookout
Tim: Good, cuz I can lookout from outside
Jason: Get back here
- from psych s4e7
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 7 months
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Fighter: So you think someone planted it in his locker? Rogue: No, I think someone put it there on purpose. Fighter: That's what I just said. Rogue: But mine wasn't in the form of a question, so it came from a place of power.
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angelofthenight · 2 months
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Stephen: My cloak is not the new love of my life, you know I love you.
You, pouting in the back: Then how come the cape gets to ride in shotgun?
Stephen: He gets carsick, (Y/n), you know this-
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incorrectghostfiles · 2 months
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Shane: Can I tell you a secret?
Ryan: I wouldn't recommend it, no.
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batfamgalore · 1 month
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*Dick and Jason are kidnapped and the evil guy is holding a vial of poison*
Evil guy: One part cyanide, one part strychnine, two parts atropine, with just a shake, not stirred, of boat cleaner. And it’s all for you.
*Points at Jason*
Dick: That’s not gonna work. I can’t watch him die. You’ll have to kill me first.
Jason: You must be out of your damn mind. If you think I’m gonna sit here and die after watching you die with some ridiculous grin on your face because you’re thinking of some stupid pun or something.
Jason: And do you have just the one needle? Do you plan on sterilizing between uses?
Dick: Surely you can’t be serious.
Jason: I don’t know where all you’ve been, Wing.
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mistystepmoonbeam · 30 days
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Incorrect Quotes: BG3
Astarion: I don't know if I can control myself around Tav, so you have to promise you'll stop me from getting sucked into Hurricane Tav.
Gale: Just call me the suck stopper.
Tav: …
Astarion: …
Gale: Scratch that, don’t ever call me that.
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daisymintt · 7 months
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Arthur: [handing Merlin his notes] Take a look at that. Tell me what you think.
Merlin: Flower doodle in the upper-right hand corner is excellent. This horse at the bottom doesn't look anything like a pony.
Arthur: The writing not the… That's a dog. I draw when I get anxious.
Merlin: I think you made a wise decision not going into animation.
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incorrect-tbosas · 3 months
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effie: just so you know, if you go to prison, I won't wait for you.
haymitch: you won't have to. I'll escape. we both know that.
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