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#incorrect prequels
Obi-Wan: Master Ti, I think I'm hallucinating because I'm pretty sure I just heard your biceps mocking me.
Shaak Ti: No, that's possible. My biceps mock a lot of people.
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Cin: Just so you know, if you go to prison, I won’t wait for you
Tholme: You won’t have to, I’ll escape.
Tholme: We both know this.
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sandsucks · 19 hours ago
Mace Windu: Why did you go all the way to Dex’s Diner for food?
Obi-Wan: Anakin was banned from the place we usually go to, so we had to go someplace else
Anakin: Well they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they clearly don’t mean it
Obi-Wan: Anakin
Obi-Wan: You ate a chair
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Boost: Your progress doesn’t have to be seen, celebrated or validated by others to be real.
Sinker: Just because you prefer to get better without sharing that journey, doesn’t mean it’s not valid yet.
Comet: What you’re doing right now, the effort you put in, has always been and will always be something that you can be proud of yourself for, even if it’s on your own.
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Ahsoka, to Dex: I’m worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs"
Ahsoka: What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have" Do you understand?
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Obi-Wan: Siri is a very sophisticated woman!
Obi-Wan: I can't have her thinking I spend my time hanging with teenagers doing goofy stuff!
Bant: That's like all you do, though...
Obi-Wan: Yeah, but I can't have her thinking that!
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Cin: Holy Fuck!
Dooku: What?
Cin: There's a baby in this dumpster.
Dooku: What the hell is it doing?
Kit: We got to call somebody.
Dooku: Who? The police? The mother? Plo Koon? I mean, think, Fisto!
Dooku: Somebody threw this baby in the trash. We can't put it back into the system.
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Hondo: Me? I am dishonest!
Hondo: And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly!
Hondo: It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly... stupid...
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blxckmccn · a day ago
In an alternate universe:
Luke and Leia: Happy Father's Day!
Luke: We have two presents for you.
Leia: Do you want mine or Luke's first?
Anakin: Should I be worried? *the twins shake their heads* Uhm, Leia's first.
Leia: Luke better start!
Luke, offended: Why me?! You go first!
Leia: Well, we'd both better say it on the count of three. One, two, three! Dad, you're gonna be a grandfather!
Luke, at the same time: You have a Mandalorian son-in-law!
Obi-Wan: *chokes on his tea*
Ahsoka: *pretends to be shocked*
Padmé, worried: Look what you guys did! You broke your father!
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Eeth: Please be gentle with yourself this week. You deserve to rest and look after yourself regardless of how much you get done.
Eeth: Please try not to be so harsh on yourself about anything you couldn't do last week. You're doing your best and I'm proud of you.
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Dooku: Last week, I was a clue in the Coruscant Times crossword puzzle
Dooku: The clue? ‘Who’s the worst?’
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Cin: Serra, why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Serra: You mean why is there silverware in the pancake drawer.
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Foul: What if raw meat had the same texture as cotton candy
Roron: What if I popped your vertebrae out of your neck like a malfunctioning pez dispenser
Foul: :(
Voolvif: yo what the fuck, Roron?
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Mace: You aren’t defined by your productivity or how well you can keep up with society's demands.
Mace: Your worth is inherent and you will always be enough
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Maul: You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn’t!
Maul: It just makes them dead
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Fox, about a criminal who escaped: Everyone in the bi-level area is trying to find him
Thire: I didn't know our level of Courscant was bi! Good for us.
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