[Batburgers drive-thru]
Bruce: Steph? You work here?
Stephanie: Bruce? You eat here?
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Natasha: Hey Y/N we're having iced tea you want some, honey?
Y/N: What did you say?
Natasha: I said we're having iced tea you want some honey? *Pulls out a jar of honey*
Y/N: Yeah, umm sure.
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Rogue: Do you know anything about this?
Wizard: [gasps] The amulet of Juatchadoon! The legend says it can awaken a great evil with the power to destroy the world.
Fighter: Makes you wonder why ancient people were always making stuff like that. I mean, what's the upside?
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Luz: If I had a nickel for every time a kid imitated me in order to gain the affection of one of my loved ones, and then became my sibling, I’d have two nickels.
Luz: Which isn’t a whole lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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i gotta know what your headcanon is for why bi-han and kuai liang's dad was very visibly more excited when kuai was born bc like- he barely met newborn bi-han and already looked fed up
So I actually have a few explanations for that:
He’s not fed up with Bi-Han believe it or not, it’s just that he felt the need to look “dignified” since he was a first time parent + grandmaster.
By the time he had Kuai he was loosened up a bit (which also serves as an explanation about him adopting Tomas)
But that’s not to say I don’t think he favored Kuai over Bi-Han. I absolutely believe there was favoritism going on in this family cause like, why else would Kuai see his father in such a positive light whereas Bi-Han hated him? I’m also sure he pushed Bi-Han to his limits with him being the oldest (I totally get that being half Asian and the oldest child myself, there’s a lot of pressure)
BUT LETS NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES HERE…
If you haven’t been following me for very long then just know most of what I draw is for exaggerated and comedic effect.
The REAL reason he’s like that in the art is because I was watching phineas and ferb and thought to myself “you know what would be funny? If bi Han and Kuai were like Heinz and Roger doofenshmirtz, where the older child is less loved than the younger”
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Lila: Argh! My brothers are just driving me crazy!
Kate: You should try spending an hour with my mom sometime.
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Jeff, to Miles: Spiderman! You're Spiderman!
Miles, cringing: Dad-
Jeff, pointing to the others: You're Spiderman!
Pavitr: *nervous laughter*
Jeff: You're Spiderman!
Hobi: What of it?! You're a cop!
Jeff: And you're Spiderman!
Gwen: Well, technically Spider - woman
Jeff: Great. Just great. Anyone else here living a bizarre double life?!
Rio, standing behind him: *raises her hand*
Jeff without turning around: Put your hand down, Rio.
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Anthony: Do I know romance or what?
Kate: What.
Anthony: I said, do I know romance-
Kate: I heard you.
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Aelin: If I had a nickel for every time I attempted to end my life by going on a homicidal rampage in chains, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
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"Behold, Brucie the Batypus, the Jokeinator!"
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Lando: I don't like bugs. Oscar, are you even listening to me?
Oscar: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm.
Lando, at Zak: ZAAAAAAAAK!
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Spy: Remember when Charlotte made me that romantic dinner?
Scout: *baffled* You mean when Ma microwaved you a pizza?
Spy: Y e a h ~ ♡
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Donnie, looking over his contacts: Leo, Mikey, Raph, April, Casey. Leo, Mikey, Raph, April, Casey? Leo, Mikey, Raph, April, Casey?!
Donnie: How can I only have 5 friends?! And one of them is Casey!
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*Noir giving his tragic back story*
Spider-Noir: "It all started on the day of my birth."
Noir: "Both of my parents failed to show up."
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