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unabashed-lover-of-fictional-men · 1 year

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Y/N singing: "Oh he's sweet but a psycho"

Sam looking at Bucky

Natasha looking at Bucky

Tony looking at Bucky

Steve looking confused: "Buck why's everyone looking at you?"

Bucky smirking: "I think Y/N is singing about me"

Peter Quill waking up to Y/N: "I could show you space sometime if you want"

Bucky pulls out a knife glares at Peter, Gamora glares at Peter

Groot: "I am Groot"

Rocket: "Oh yeah he's dead for sure"

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marvelsarchiveofdumb · 2 years

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Peter P., to Peter Q.: THE 80S WANT THEIR STYLE BACK

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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Y/N: *walking into the room while yawning and stretching* Hey, guys. How’s it going?

Rocket: Where the hell have you been?

Y/N: Sleeping… why?

Gamora: Well, you’ve been sleeping these past two days straight, then

Y/N: Wow… I’m going back to sleep

Peter: *walking in and slamming the door* YOU’VE BEEN ASLEEP?!?! FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS?!?!

Peter: *angrily charging at Y/N* I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

Y/N: OH SHIT-

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angelofthenight · 1 year

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Quill: what color are Adam's eyes?

You: the most glistening gold, so deep you could get lost in them

Quill: when was the last time we saw him?

You: 14 minutes and 41 seconds ago

Quill: and when did we first meet him?

You: just yesterday, but it feels like I’ve known him for a millennium

Quill: and when is my birthday?

You:

Quill: when is my birthday (y/n)?

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marvelflame2010 · 11 months

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Rocket lecturing Y/n after she did something stupid: Kid, can you just get on my level here for a minute?

Y/n: *sits criss-cross applesauce on the floor*

Rocket: ...

Y/n: 😊

Rocket grabbing Y/n's nose and twisting it: Listen here you little shit

BONUS:

Peter: Y/n, why is your nose all red

Y/n: I regret nothing

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romanoffshouse · 2 months

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Peter Quill: When was the last time you let someone hug you?

Drax: *thinking*: Two years ago.

Peter: Two years ago?

Drax: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Mantis out so I let her hug me.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

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Quill: I think you like me.

Nebula: What part of the look on my face gives you that impression?

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echos-scomplink · 1 year

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Peter: Good night

Mantis: Sleep tight

Y/N: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself

Rocket: Great, now Groot's crying

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incorrect-multiverse · 19 days

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*At a zoo*

Rocket: What are they in for?

Peter: This isn't a prison.

Rocket: So they can leave?

Peter: No, but-

Rocket, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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incorrectgotgquotes · 2 months

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The High Evolutionary: Would you fuck your clone? Asking for science.

Drax: I would not because that would be gay sex and I’m not gay.

Quill: I’m not gay but I would totally fuck my clone.

Nebula: I’m gay but I still don’t want to fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird.

Thor: I’d fuck my clone because I want to know if I’m good in bed.

Loki: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Kraglin: I’d totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I’d be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.

Gamora: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

Rocket: It’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.

Mantis: It’s not the same as masturbating, it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

Adam: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.

Ego: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro clone-fucking I am.

Groot: <You guys are nasty and I’m, frankly, a little concerned.>

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pixiexdusts-world · 8 months

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Incorrect quote

Y/n: Peter and I are having a baby.

Rocket: That’s gre-

Y/n, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you, sign here.

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aintinacage · 8 months

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What master do you serve?

William Shakespeare’s Avengers (Part 5/?)

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marvelsarchiveofdumb · 2 years

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Peter Q.: We're talking about manly things for men

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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Mantis: We’re out of dirt

Gamora: *confused* What?

Mantis: Dirt

Gamora: Wha-

Peter: She means coffee

Peter: *turning to mantis* Y/N told you to say that, didn’t she?

Mantis: Yes

Peter: *sighs tiredly* Of course

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angelofthenight · 1 year

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Quill, through Adam’s earpiece: Ask them something!

Adam: How are you feeling?

You: Fine.

Quill: Something personal!

Adam: At what age did you first get your period?

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gfmaximoff · 9 months

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Rocket: You fainted, do you remember anything?

Quill: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Rocket: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Quill: But I heard a siren?

Rocket: *sighs* That was Drax.

Drax: Sorry I got nervous.

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