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lilislegacy · 25 days

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percy: *cusses*

sally: “perseus jackson! you kiss your girlfriend with that mouth?”

*annabeth storms in and starts ranting to percy about something, and letting out the absolute most crude and violent cuss words known to man*

sally: 😳

percy: 🤭

paul: “i think she’ll be okay”

#she probably didn’t even realize sally was in the room #pjo incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #lol #sally jackson #paul blofis

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tokoyamisstuff · 2 months

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#dune #dune 2 #paul atreides #chani #feyd rautha #glossu rabban #princess irulan #gurney halleck #incorrect quotes #text post #shitpost #dune part two

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incorrecthatchetfield · 6 months

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Incorrect Nerdy Prudes Must Die 6/?, but it's just the paulkins scene

#mama y papa #incorrect quotes #starkid #incorrect starkid #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die #paulkins #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #incorrect tgwdlm #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #paul matthews #emma perkins

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is-it-bussin-hannibal · 15 days

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Dune incorrect quotes

#frank herbert's dune #dune part two #paul muad'dib #paul atreides #chani kynes #feyd rautha #feyd rautha harkonnen #lady jessica #alia atreides #emperor shaddam iv #incorrect quotes #dune incorrect quotes

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petes-5yr-cocoa · 5 months

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Just some general friends & family memes

+ everyone seemed rlly fond of curtwen grandparents last time sooooo

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myheadphonesareneverloudenough · 2 months

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i made more

#starkid #incorrect quotes #starkid black friday #the guy who didn't like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #hannah foster #max jagerman #uncle wiley #hatchetfield #hatchetverse

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spidercookie18 · 7 months

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Absolutely losing it to the title loading in wrong while I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys hgskhfnvncnzsv

"On Wednesdays, we wear pink, Michael" 💅🏼

#the lost boys #the lost boys 1987 #tlb #tlb 1987 #tlb david #tlb marko #tlb dwayne #tlb paul #incorrect quotes #mean girls #they so fucking would bully eachother that that tho #lmaoooooo

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anotherpjofan · 1 year

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Imagine Paul and Percy’s first meeting like you have Sally telling Paul her child is the sweetest person on earth who wouldn't hurt a soul while in the same breath she goes

Sally: Speaking of, can you convince your school to accept him?

Paul: Uh sure?

Sally: Great! You know what they say eight time's the charm

Paul: Wait -

So obviously Paul does an Internet search and he finds dozens of articles which show that percy is a terrorist who a) blew up an arch b) dumped his class in a shark tank at age 7 and c) casually kills old ladies according to some twitter user so Paul loses his mind. He doesn't know what to believe

Paul: So.. um has Percy ever visited the arch

Sally: Yeah apparently it was destroyed when he was there

So poor Paul is under the impression that Sally is unaware of her son's terrorist activities and expects to find a 6'2 hulking teen with tattoos but instead meets Percy who's 5'5 and hasn't had his growth spurt yet and loses his mind cause what if he's being blackmailed into being a terrorist??

Paul: *trying to be calm*: Hey

Percy: If my mom likes you we're good

And the fact that Percy is 100% a momma's boy and seems nice if not a bit silent? Paul is losing his mind