#incorrect ot

[unhingedpolycule]

Soap, high as a kite and holding his shark plushie like in lion king: König has a big dick... a- a megalo-schlong.

König, equally as high: have you seen my baklava? No, that's not right, my bak- no. Ba- face mask thing.

Ghost, very much sober indeed, initially trying to get work done but now just filming the entire interaction: :)

~Moss

#my friend said both of these things within ten minutes. they tried to say balaclava and said baclava. nomnomnom #the megaloschlong came to be from “megalodong”. we simply decided ot was funnier. #call of duty #ghost cod #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #soap cod #ghost soap #incorrect cod quotes #cod könig #ghostsoapkönig

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Luke: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Leia: And you came to me?

#source: ? #luke skywalker #leia organa #incorrect star wars quote #incorrect quote #incorrect ot quote #original trilogy #star wars

[reaperlight]

Cletus: Love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Carnage: You are literally making flower crowns for Frances and Eddie as we speak.

Cletus [growling]: Carnage...

Carnage: No seriously, where's my flower crown?

Cletus [pointing a rose stem threateningly]: You're on thin fucking ice.

#venom let there be carnage #incorrect venom quotes #symbrock divorce arc #shriekingcarnage+eddie #venom crack #cletus kasady #carnage #frances barrison #shriek #carnage symbiote #venom #eddie brock #venom symbiote #kasbiote #shriekingcarnage #eddie & cletus #comedy #source: tumblr #ot3 imagines #ot+ imagines #incorrect quotes #carnage found family au #my angel my one bright light #i wanted your friendship #splitting the difference between movie canon and comic canon

[dailydragon08]

Leia: …why am I get notifications that someone’s logged into my Holoflix…? Who’s—

Han and Luke: arguing over what to watch

Chewie: using their distraction to stuff all the popcorn in his mouth at once

#star wars #luke skywalker #han solo #chewbacca #star wars humor #sithpost #sithposting #star wars incorrect quotes #star wars ot #ot gang shenanigans #leia organa #princess leia

[chasmverse-quotes]

Killer: Well well well, look what the cat dragged in! Ink: For the last fucking time, I am not a cat!

#incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #ink sans #killer sans #inktale #something new au #killertale #utmv #This 100% happened #When Ink put a few monsters in his house #During the X-Event in Alphaverse #LMAO #Those monsters #where UT!Sans/OT!Sans and Papyrus/UF!Sans and Papyrus/Color!Sans #Nightmares gang #Dream already lives with him in the doodlesphere so #Blue already has a room in there as well #And also Cross and XChara too!! #ALSO ERROR AND FRESH WAS THERE TOO!! CAN'T FORGOT THEM LMAO

[whis--ker]

Uhm Pokemiku tierlist now that they're all out

#hatsune miku #project voltage #if you rate electric and flying below B youre objectively incorrect btw /hj #bug and ice mikus are simply not my cup ot tea but they are still cool!!!! all of the pokemikus are cool #im conflicted about poison miku tbh #can't believe so many people dislike fighting miku tbh. have you all forgotten that leeks are part of her brand

[hajidumps]

og!Cale: remember that time you dared me to commit arson on ARM

og!Choi Han: no I said "Cale don't commit arson and behave" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and continue to prepare your Molotov cocktails to commit arson.

#trash of the count's family #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #cale henituse #choi han #choicale #og!choicale #tboah #og!cale henituse #og!choi han #og!cale commits arson 22/5 #the other hour is him gettting shit drunked and getting into more fuck ups or what cale likes to call ot espionage

[jakascoo]

Kara: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Jason: I will politely decline.

#incorrect quotes #kara danvers #kara zor el #supergirl #jaon todd #red hood #jaykara #incorrect jason todd ote #incorrect kara danvers quote #incorrect jaykara quot #jaykara wednesday #totally not 11 hours late #nope

[birf]

My good boy is a voyeur, huh? 😏

THAT’S NOT

#THAT IS N OT #THAT IS AN INCORRECT WAY TO VIEW THE SITUATION #IM

[naehja]

Takemichi: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Inui: I'm a knife.

Koko, from across the room: He's the little spoon.

#Takemichi: Knew ot =) #tokyo revengers incorrect quotes #tokyo rev #takemichi hanagaki #inui seishu #Kokonoi Hajime #kokoinu #kokonui #Koko x Inui

[flowerflamestars]

Migration Patterns snippet

Amsterdam was Talia’s now, and he’d started there.   It was a quick, easy shot that brought him to Bruges, warm seventeenth century stone worn beloved by the rotted out heart of a retired master weapons maker.   They bought their guns. Armed themselves all the way across the world. But the daggers- the mark of belonging, of rank, came only from within.   He was the best- had been the best to live that long, before Jason put two bullets in his skull.   The girl had been dead for a longer.   She looked, like any second, if Jason could ignore division and missing pieces, like she could take a breath. He could track the way light would move across the room from the marks of faded color on her clothes, slow decaying of fabric. Dressed not just for another decade, but another era entirely.   The fucker had kept it all.   Hairpins. Her hat. A little valise, cracked open to reveal outdated currency and letters yellowed beyond repair. A person, a life, trophies- he hadn’t known where the magic ended, and it was the worst goddam thing Jason had even seen.   A still witch- outside time, outside nature.   If she’d died in this very room seventy, eighty years ago, there was no evidence left to tell of it. No blood, no rot, nothing-   The death of a witch, to kill other witches.   She didn’t look like Elle. Magic didn’t seem to work like that, for all Jason knew, it just was- but in the light, her hair was nearly the same color. His eyes kept catching on it, deep, rich brown remaining intact on one side.   There was a horrible delicacy to it- used and divided so slow, a fucking prize-  Dick answered his phone on the third ring, out of breath from a laugh. “Jason”-  Jason closed his eyes. Turned his back on the worktable, the desk, that snow white coffin’s half a remaining face, and felt more than saw the warm out of season sun slip back behind dense clouds. “Are you with Llewellyn?”   “Yes,” Dick said, and the laugh was gone, “Did something- is Elle okay?”   Blind, Jason pressed his head into the window frame hard enough to hurt. Considered banging his skull against it a few times.   “I need you to give the phone to Llewellyn.”   He didn’t say he’d explain later, and Dick didn’t ask. He would have, three, five years ago. Instead, there was a pause, weight soft, just the sound of his brother breathing before, brisk and accented in his ear, “Todd?”   “You’re a magic doctor,” Jason swallowed, “What do you do with the bodies?”

#this is a romcom AND A HORROR SHOW BABES #Did Jason run away to Europe because he was freaking out? #yes #did he run away with A PLAN? also yes #sure he can't talk to Elle while stuck on processing the...ya know incorrect assumption he's a source of literal pain in her life #but you know what he can do? #kill all enemies of her and witchkind #totally a normal response #TOTALLY NOT AN INKLING OF GROWING HEARTFELT DEVOTION #he can't clean the blood on his hands #but he can make sure all the blood that follows might as well be in her name #Wells: ah yes this is the most normal #migration patterns ot turdidae #this chapter has everything in the best and worst ways

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Leia: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together! Han, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.

#source: ? #han solo #leia organa #incorrect ot quote #incorrect quote #incorrect star wars quote #star wars #original trilogy #hanleia

[got-eggs]

Is anyone else having a problem with eBay where you have the correct info(address, name, etc) on your account, but when the shipping label is printed out it outputs an incorrect address

Cause some my packages from eBay are arriving with the incorrect address on it and the post office wants to throw hands

I haven't had this problem in the past :/

(ex: 126 Dunder Rd outputs to 123 Dunder Rd)

This isn't a real address, it's just an example

#they're threatening to send the packages back to the sender #like idk what to really do cause it's showing on my end that ots all correct #so i plan on re-entering my info and informing anybody i buy from next about the issue #if they return back to me that its incorrect ill call ebay support

[catis15]

Character A: ...

Character A: FUCK THE MONARCHY

Character B: Where did the monarchy come from?

Character C: Where did I come from?

Character B: your parents.

Character D: *spits water on the floor laughing*

#incorrect quotes #i thought ot was funny #but it probably isn't #😅😅 #catis17

[gonemadgirl]

Alice, to Varian: Okay, so I know that this is entirely my fault but it's OUR problem now

#🐰 || incorrect; #--; im not able to write but i am not going ot bed this early #--; so yall gotta deal with me being bored on ur dash

[valiantroyalty]

Snow: im not antisocial. I just.. don’t like crowds. Epel: You think four is a large crowd. Snow: Snow: Four is a lot.

#fairest of them all: snow white ic #incorrect quotes #ots not incorrect this is how it is #out of coronation;