#incorrect original triology
Han: Are you aware Luke’s in the break room crying?
Leia: Yeah. I told him if he’s gonna be a crybaby, go to the break room.
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Sidious: "Glory of the Empire" Good Anthem. I forgot, who came up with that?
Vader, annoyed: You did
Sidious: That’s right, I did
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Luke: Ben said a swear word in class.
Han: I‘ll talk to him about that
Han, to Ben: What the fuck, dude?
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Darth Vader: Excuse me Ma‘am, have you seen my son? He‘s about this tall, clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk
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Han: Is Leia home? I‘d like to take her on a date
Vader: To associate with my daughter, you must complete these qualification forms.
Force ghost Padme: What did you get for question 319?
Han: C) Lure the Hutt away from Leia by imitating a Twilek
Vader and Padme nodding their heads: Impressive, most impressive
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