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Louis, Niall, and Zayn are sitting on a bench Liam: Why do you guys look so sad? Louis: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Liam sits down* Niall: The bench is freshly painted.
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sexyeloise · 2 years
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for anyone who'd like context:
- todd is a die-hard 1D fan, neil doesn't know shit about 1D so he's just doing whatever todd does
- keating thought liam looked most "mature", so when todd asked for his opinion he chose liam
- chris just likes them. nothing special. probably has a poster of zayn on her wall though
- charlie is a massive nouis guy 100% I bet he has a louis bedspread
- knox pretends to hate them but secretly likes niall (thanks to chris)
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reineydraws · 7 months
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kyojuro corruption arc
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pathetic-dreamy · 2 months
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Louis: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Liam recently.
Zayn: No, Louis, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Louis: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Zayn: No! You’re the only one for me.
Louis: Is that so?
Zayn: I promise! Liam and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.
Louis: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Zayn: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!
Louis: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Zayn: Of course bro!
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enchantedlandcoffee · 4 months
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Niall introducing the boys: This is our collective boyfriend, Louis. Next to him is his husband and my boyfriend, Harry. Then we have Zayn, Louis' other boyfriend, and Liam, Zayn's husband and, as you may have guessed it, Louis' boyfriend.
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Person A: “You’ve been staring at me for ten minutes now, got something to say?”
Person B: “Oh, no! I just... I mean, you’ve... you’ve changed a lot since I last saw you...I was shocked, that’s all.”
Person A: “Death tends to have that affect.”
Person B: “...what?”
Person A: “Don’t worry about it.”
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2008hondacivic · 9 months
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New Jersey State Senator trauma dumps on local girl’s tumblr post
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maxcuntstappen · 10 months
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Formula One Drivers + One Direction Tweets: 1/?
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romanoffshouse · 1 year
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Y/N: Who is Wandanat?
Tony: A friend of ours.
Y/N: Who is she?
Wanda: That is a conspiracy of fanfiction that is made up between me and Natasha. It gets pretty graphic, like me and Nat are together and my boyfriend isn't real.
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th30ra3k3n · 9 months
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Alec: Remember that Halloween when we dressed up like ghosts and threw eggs at Liam’s house?
Liam, who was very much a part of the conversation: That was you?
Theo: Liam, please. This is a private conversation.
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1dhabit28 · 10 months
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Liam: *traps a spider under a
cup*
Louis: *appears and sets down
two more cups*
Liam: no wait-
Louis: *shuffles the cups*
Liam: NO-
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Niall: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
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"my child is completely fine" your child would sell you for a one direction reunion.
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imnotfeelingfabulouis · 5 months
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niall: where's liam
louis: that little shit? probably somewhere disappointing jesus
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pathetic-dreamy · 5 months
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*Louis on the phone with Niall*
Louis: Turn around.
Louis: No, the other way.
Louis: Again, the other way.
Louis: No, not there, one more time!
Niall: OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU???
Louis: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.
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enchantedlandcoffee · 7 months
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Louis, pulling Harry in for a kiss: New house, hmm. What room should we christen first? The living room? The kitchen?
cut to 10 minutes later
Louis, perched on a kitchen counter: Um...Haz you do know that this isn't what I meant by "christen the kitchen", right?
Harry pauses in whisking the contents of a bowl and looks up: So you don't want banana bread?
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