#incorrect ohshc

[thelovinghost]

Kaoru: I think I'm falling for you Y/n: Then get up Kaoru: What a great solution to my problem. Why hadn't I thought of it sooner?

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[sleepinghellokitty]

Tamaki: Why must my emotions be 'rational'? Isn't it enough to sit quietly in my Hawaiian shirt, completely deranged?

#tamaki suoh #ouran high school host club #ouran host club #ohshc #ohshc incorrect quotes #incorrect ohshc #ohshc textposts

[kaorushusband]

Kaoru, reading: Is this queer coding?

Kyoya, on his laptop: Well, the club website isn't going to create itself.

#He's a coding queer #incorrect ohshc #incorrect ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #kyoya ootori #kaoru hitachiin #source: unknown #q

[silverhetdanes]

Kyoya: *sobbing* why are you in My house?? WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE??

Tamaki: I want Waffle Fries!

Or, alternatively

Tamaki : I want a Kotatsu!

#ouran high school host club #ohshc #kyoya ootori #ohshc kyoya #ouran host club #tamaki suoh #incorrect ohshc

[bokutosleftpinky]

no haruhi?

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[firerose18991]

Is anyone writing for OHSHC anymore

#im so sick i just wanted a cute one that wasnt old asl #ohshc smut #incorrect ohshc #ohshc headcanons #kyoya ootori #takashi morinozuka #with love my loves #chaos shit #3am thoughts #fanfics keep me sane

[sakuraxkiss]

Tamaki: Wanna make out?

Tamaki: I mean hangout? Damn autocorrect!

Kyoya:

Kyoya: Tamaki, this is a phone call.

#kyoya ootori #tamaki suoh #kyotama #incorrect ohshc #ohshc #sakuraxkiss

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Luo Binghe: Shizun and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests!

Liu Qingge: Oh yeah, then what are we?

Luo Binghe: *points at everyone* You guys are the homosexual supporting cast.

#source: ohshc #source: Ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #incorrect scum villian #svsss #scum villian’s self saving system #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #Liu Qingge

[worlds-fluffiest-detective]

haruhi: wow rent has been oddly stable lately

kyoya: we bought your apartment complex a while back btw

haruhi: y o u w h a t n o w

#ouran #ouran incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #haruhi fujioka #kyoya ootori

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Tamaki: I put together a list of the suspects.

Kyoya: Your own name is on the list...?

Tamaki: I have no idea where I was on Friday and I don't have an alibi. I've been tailing myself for three days.

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[thelovinghost]

Y/n: You wanna see how hardcore I am? Y/n: *punches wall* Y/n: Y/n: Please take me to the hospital. Tamaki: AHHAHHHAHA MY BABYYYY!!!!

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[ouranbutworse]

Tamaki: You're cute when you're mad.

Haruhi: Then I'm about to get fucking adorable!

Kyoya: Thank you to my mother, who posted how much she loves her three children on Facebook... I'm the fourth.

Renge: Hey, don't insult my cooking, I used to be a professional caterer!

Hikaru: And you still would be, if you hadn't poisoned those nuns.

Hikaru: This scented candle smells like shit.

Honey: Those are my grandma's ashes.

Kyoya: They don't ID me for liquor or cigarettes anymore because they see the light has left my eyes.

Hikaru: Sluts never get turned down.

Kaoru: Let's test that theory: Hey, Kyoya! Ever been turned down?

Kyoya: Nope.

Kaoru: Guess you're right, Hikaru.

Hikaru: Let's go car shopping. Our parents promised me a bar if I got all B's, and I got all C's.

Haruhi: I think I'll just stay in my room tonight, dad. Goodnight.

Ranka: Okay, goodnight sweetie.

Tamaki from the closet: Goodnight Ranka!

Haruhi: I feel so uncomfortable around tall people. What if they lick my head?

Kasanoda: I'm on probation from the gardening club because every time someone asked what was eating their plants I kept telling them it was me.

Tamaki: Sorry I'm late, I got trapped inside my duvet cover.

Kuze: One time I sprayed hand sanitizer into another kid's eyes in second grade and now he wears glasses.

Yoshio: Despite my screw ups, I was able to raise four fully functional children.

Kyoya: You have four kids we don't know about?

Ranka: I was wondering if we could have a little chat.

Tamaki: You want me to go home?

Ranka: No, no, it's the opposite of that.

Tamaki: ... I want you to go home?

Haruhi: My neighbourhood is totally safe.

Hikaru: I'm pretty sure our car had wheels when we parked here earlier.

Haruhi: I have edge.

Mori: You really don't. You are literally the most wide eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb.

Haruhi: Not eating lunch today?

Kyoya: No, I got my lunch money taken.

Haruhi: There are bullies at this school?

Kyoya: Yes but Akito took mine, the dick.

#ohshc #ouran high school host club #incorrect ohshc quotes #incorrect ouran quotes #tamaki suoh #haruhi fujioka #hikaru hitachiin #kaoru hitachiin #takashi morinozuka #mitsukuni haninozuka #renge houshakuji #takeshi kuze #ritsu kasanoda #ranka fujioka #yoshio ootori

[kaorushusband]

[Over text]

Haruhi: Senpai, you don't have to sign your name on texts

Kyoya: Dear Haruhi, suggestion noted. Sincerely, Kyoya Ootori.

#hes just trying to be polite #has this been done already #let me know if it has #incorrect ohshc #incorrect ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes #ohshc #ouran high school host club #kyoya ootori #haruhi fujioka #source: unknown #q

[the-overload-space]

Haruhi: I told Kyoya his ears flush when he lies. Tamaki: Why? Haruhi: Look. Haruhi: Hey Kyoya! Do you love us? Kyoya, covering his ears: No. Tamaki:

#tamakyoharu #tamakyo #tamaharu #kyoharu #ohshc #ouran high school host club #incorrect quotes

[twistedwonderlandobsession]

Ace sliding into Prefects DMs asking for homework

#disney twst #twisted wonderland #twst #twst scenarios #disney twisted wonderland #twst incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland ace #ace x reader #ace trappola #ace trappapola #twst ace #ace x yuu #apply to any desperate character #ohshc #ouran high school host club #ouran host club

[overobsessedfanboy23]

Tamaki: I like your new shirt!

Kyouya: Thanks, it was 50% off.

Tamaki: I’d like it better if it was 100% off. *winks*

Kyouya: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Tamaki: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Kyouya: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Tamaki.

#ouran high school host club #ouran highschool host club #ohshc #tamaki suoh #kyouya ootori #kyouya otori #kyoya otori #tamakyo #kyotama #incorrect quote #shitpost #has this been done before