#incorrect nhl quotes

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Andrei Svechnikov about an opposing coach: He’s like 60, I can’t hit him. Can I?

Rod Brind'amour: No, you can’t.

Rod Brind'amour: But I can.

Rod Brind'amour: I think I will.

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[jimothystu]

Incorrect Sens Quote 3

Timmy: The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Brady.

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#need to remember I have these in my drafts lol #ottawa senators #tim stützle #brady tkachuk #nhl #incorrect sens quotes #incorrect nhl quotes

[flshgordn]

Computer: Enter a new password.

Nick: [types in “Cole”]

Computer: Password is too short.

Nick, sighing: I know.

#incorrect nhl quotes #incorrect nhl #incorrect quotes #montreal canadians #nick suzuki #cole caufield #nhl

[burkymakar]

Landy: it’s not that hard: fuck marry kill, me, Nate and Mikko

Cale: you all seem lovely

#colorado avalanche #incorrect nhl quotes #incorrect Colorado avalanche quotes

[sam7sparks7]

Leon Draisaitl texting Matthew Tkachuk

Leon - There are 19 letters in the alphabet

Matthew - Didn't you mean to say 21 letters?

Leon - No, because how can I forget

U R A D I C K

#incorrect nhl quotes #leon draisaitl #matthew tkachuk #edmonton oilers #calgary flames

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*Connor McDavid explaining the wonders of hydration to a group of rookies*

Connor: Water is so good for you! It can solve so many problems! Want to lose weight? Drink water. Clear skin? Drink water.

Leon Draisaitl, from across the locker room: tired of someone? Drown them

#nhl #incorrect quotes #connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl #edmonton oilers

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matthew knies, squinting at his phone: johnny, what does P-O-S mean?

john tavares: point of sale.

kniesy, face scrunched: mitchy says auston is such a point of sale…?

jt:

jt: piece of shit. it means piece of shit.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect nhl #incorrect leafs #matthew knies #john tavares #mitch marner #auston matthews #source: shit op has actually said

[bagopucks]

Hischier: One resident explains her horrifying experience when she first realized the complex was on fire.

Schmid: Well, I woke up to get me a cold pop, then I thought somebody was barbecuing.

Marino: I said “oh lord Jesus it’s a fire!”

Meier: Then I ran out!

Vanecek: I didn’t grab no shoes or nothin, Jesus!

Bratt: I ran for my life, and then the smoke got me!

Wood: I got bronchitis!

J. Hughes: Ain’t nobody got time for that!

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Brady Tkachuk: I’ve got a bad feeling about this

Matthew Tkachuk: What do you mean?

Brady: Don’t you ever get that little voice that tells if something is gonna get you in trouble?

Matthew: Uh, no?

Brady: That actually explains so much

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Tom Wilson: WHAT?! ANOTHER RANKING! DEAD LAST IN THE DIVISION!

Nicklas Backstrom: Who wrote that?

Tom: FUCKING EVERYBODY!

TJ Oshie: Maybe they're trying to motivate us :)

Dylan Strome: I had a woman accost me on the street telling me I should fake an injury this season so I wouldn't have to deal with the misery.

John Carlson: Did you tell her to piss off?

Strome: No, she was a nun.

Alex Ovechkin: Hey, hey, hey, guys. We're not gonna lose, because we're together.

Everyone: [agrees]

Ovi: And together, we have me.

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[jimothystu]

Incorrect Sens Quote 2

Josh: My life is a mess.

Chabby: Josh relax, go get a beer.

Josh: I don’t want a beer.

Chabby: Who said it was for you?

#jfnsudnajanak i put a bunch of names into a generator and this is what it picked 😭 #even the ai knows #remembered I put a bunch of these in my drafts oops #might spam post them over the next few days. so not really spam post but #Thomas chabot #josh norris #ottawa senators #nhl #incorrect Sens quotes

[flshgordn]

Jamie: oh, you are already falling in love with me.

Trevor: im gonna make you wish you were dead.

#jamie drysdale #trevor zegras #anaheim ducks #nhl #incorrect hockey quotes #incorrect nhl #incorrect quotes

[joellevanbeez]

Quinn Hughes as me making this DFW quote all about my favorite hockey players

Source: "How Tracy Austin Broke My Heart", David Foster Wallace

#incorrect david foster wallace quotes #david foster wallace #quinn hughes #hockey #nhl hockey #this quote had been in my drafts for so long lol I'd forgotten to post it #philosophy of sport #GREAT ATHLETES ARE PROFUNDITY IN MOTION #HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE BOTH BEAUTIFUL AND BEST #MAKE ME FEEL FULLY INSANE #how tracy austin broke my heart

[littlemortals]

I will get back to writing next week!! If you have an idea on your mind please request it!!🤍

I also might start doing insta edits for nhl players:)

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William Nylander: You shouldn’t be using a straw

Mitch Marner: Yeah yeah it’s bad for the environment or whatever

Willy: No, it’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti

#nhl #incorrect quotes #hockey #mitch marner #william nylander #toronto maple leafs

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mk23@bm74 ; i couldn’t fix him but i think i could top him

md11@tb59 ; ‘i could fix him’ well i could watch him fall into bloodlust and madness instead. it would be significantly more fun

sb2@jm22 ; this man can’t be fixed. i can fuck him though. maybe that will calm him down

mm16@wn88 ; ‘i could fix him’ ‘i could make him worse’ why?????? why all this diy???? i just wanna stand over his shoulder and see what he could possibly fuck up next

am34@rr75 ; ‘i could fix him’ yeah? well i could accept him as he is. you don’t like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and i’ve decided they’re funny

jw60@mk23 ; ‘i could fix him’ ‘i could make him worse’ i could paint his fingernails black.

am34@mm16 ; i wouldn’t fix him i would put him in a small cardboard box and shake it very very hard

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