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incorrectnerov-quotes · 10 months
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Nero: It says something here but whoever wrote it is a worse speller than I am.
V: You can’t read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.
Nero: I don’t care how fast they were writing. It makes no sense!
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trickstersmagic · 3 years
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Nero: What you said to me back then...You meant it fatherly right?
V: Nero, I kissed you
Nero: I know but still :/
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aurora-nerin · 4 years
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Nero trying to propose to V
Nero, going down to one knee: ^very motivational emotional speech
Nero: V, will you marry me?
V, confused: why?
Nero: what the fuck do you mean why???
Vergil: marriage is a social construct
Dante: i dont like weddings, there's no pizza and you cant poledance
Nero: what are you two doing here???
Dante: sssshhhh we have a bet going
Nero: what did you bet on?
Dante: i said V would not realize you were dating
Vergil: i said he was wrong
Nero: thank you dad!
Vergil: .... because i like it when he's wrong
Nero: *looks at the camera like he's in The Office
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incorrectnerov-quotes · 7 months
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V: I have a story to end all stories about when someone wouldn't sleep with me.
Nico: Okay, V but PLEASE keep it in ten words or less
V: Okay, I will
Trish: Okay then, V, let’s hear it. In ten words or less, when did someone NOT sleep with you?
V: The time I was radioactive.
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incorrectnerov-quotes · 8 months
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V: Still no sign that Nero's in any real danger yet Nero: LET ME GO! V: Still technically not a cry for help. Nero: HELP! V:...Still not a cry for me. Nero: V!!!!
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Nero: I can't think around you
V: Nero, you also can't think without me
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incorrectnerov-quotes · 7 months
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Nero, in fear: What do you want from me?
V:*eats a kitkat the wrong way smiling*
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incorrectnerov-quotes · 9 months
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V: Take me, Nero Nero: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket. V: I'm gonna be frank. Nero:...Okay, can I still be Nero?
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V: I don't know, maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands
Nero: with each other or the horrors?
V: I have two hands
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incorrectnerov-quotes · 9 months
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V: I’m gay for you, and you’re gay for me.
Dante: Nero, why are you gay for that guy?
Nero: I’m Not! He’s talking stupid
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V: How are we going to make $2000?
Nero: *Looks towards Dante snoring on the couch*
Nero: We can sell Dante before he wakes up
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V: You want me so bad
Nero: I don't know where you get that info from
V: The voices in my head keep telling me.
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incorrectnerov-quotes · 7 months
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Nero: I should turn you in right now
V: You wouldn't...would you?
Nero: Give me one reason why I shouldn't.
V: Because I'm..cute?
Nero:...
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V: Nero just walked in, told Shadow how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes and gave him forehead kisses, then left the room.
V:... I'm sitting right next to Shadow
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V: Hey, do you guys have any canned peaches? I’d trade an arm and a leg for that.
V:…Not mine. Someone else’s
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Little Girl: And then mommy kissed daddy, and the Angel told the stork. And the stork flew down from heaven and left a diamond under a lead in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby.
Joy: Our parents are having a baby too
Eva: They had sex
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