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ironrad · 1 year
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Flash: Give me your lunch money, dork.
Peter: It’s giving broke.
Flash: What-
Ned: Personally, you don’t see me asking for lunch money.
Flash: Wait but-
Peter: The food isn’t even that good.
MJ: If you can’t afford it, just say that.
Flash: I-
Ned: Common bully L
Flash:
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incorrectpeterparker · 10 months
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Ned: So what’s the plan?
Peter: I don’t know. You’re smart, MJ is mean, come up with something.
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spiderblog-mcu · 2 months
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Peter: did you know that if you add regular water to holy water it just becomes more holy water?
Ned,nodding:…like a sourdough starter.
Peter: no like-…well actually yes.
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Mj: Peter is missing, can you find him?
Ned: what, do you think I have him microchipped or something?
Mj: do you?
Ned: yeah, hold on.
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captainwaffles · 1 year
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Mj: you know, the grinch is just like stitch, but Christmas flavored
Flash: what?
Ned: no no she has a point
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azerishi · 2 years
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Ned: Okay, Peter, let's try this one more time. The topic is personification. The robot was left behind by its' master. How did it feel?
Peter: Happy, because it doesn't like the idea of slavery.
MJ: That's my boy.
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fanficwriting · 2 years
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peter: its not that im not a nice guy. i am. seriously. it's just that i also have anger issues and guilt issues at the same time, so when i get angry, i disappear because it makes me guilty.
ned: ...dude, you literally just hid under the table and cried because i took the last french fry.
peter: like i said, i disappear so you dont have to face my all consuming rage.
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topknott · 2 years
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Ned: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
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Peter P.: why have love and affection when you can spend money on fine additions to your collection
Ned: bars
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whatsanari · 3 months
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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Ned: We haven't done anything. We haven't broken any rules.
Peter: Okay, we've broken a lot of rules. One: We have fake IDs.
Ned: Fake college IDs, so we can get into their 24-hour library.
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ironrad · 1 year
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MJ: You know how I’m like one of the three women in our Engineering class?
Ned: Yeah?
MJ: Well, I got the lowest grade on the first test.
MJ: Guess I’m the underdog now.
Peter: No, you’re the main character who still hasn’t reached her full potential.
MJ eyeing Peter skeptically:
MJ: I better also get abs in this character arc then.
Peter:
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MJ: I really like Eminem.
Peter: I prefer Skittles.
Ned: She’s talking about the rapper…
Peter: Why would she eat the wrapper?
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spiderblog-mcu · 1 year
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Peter: I’m so broke I couldn’t afford my daily iced coffee this morning.
Tony: Friday send Peter $5000.
Friday: right away sir.
Peter: 0_0
Ned: 0_0
Ned: I can’t afford my bus ticket.
Tony: that sucks. Try walking, it’s good for you.
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fotibrit · 9 months
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It’s spirit week at midtown and one of the days is crazy hat day. Peter mentions this to Tony, who IMMEDIATELY suggests Peter either wear the actual spider-man mask, or take one of the Iron Man helmets.
“NO, Mister Stark, I can’t- why would I wear that?”
“Why not? It would be funny.”
“Not once I have to explain how I have it!”
“That would be the funny part, actually.”
“NOBODY is wearing EITHER of those. I don’t know if I’ll even participate, Ned said he-“
“Kid, you’re a genius. Hey FRIDAY, text Ned Leeds and ask if he wants an Iron Man helmet for crazy hat day. He’d go for it”
“MISTER STARK, NO”
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jonasdirection101 · 1 year
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Tony, walking into his house: "Hello, people who do not live here."
MJ: "Hi."
Ned: "Hello."
Harley: "Hey."
Tony: "I gave you a key for emergencies."
Peter: "We were out of Doritos."
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