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[mamaspidershit]

MJ: You wanna fight?! You got one! Peter: Okay! *raises fists* *Natasha runs in, scoops Peter up in their arms, and runs away carrying them* MJ: MJ: What?

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[ironrad]

Flash: Give me your lunch money, dork.

Peter: It’s giving broke.

Flash: What-

Ned: Personally, you don’t see me asking for lunch money.

Flash: Wait but-

Peter: The food isn’t even that good.

MJ: If you can’t afford it, just say that.

Flash: I-

Ned: Common bully L

Flash:

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[bitrashteddy]

Peter: You know Storm? He's so fucking hot, literally

Harley: Yea haha

Later

Harley: Hey MJ guess who finally figured out what jealousy feels like

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[marvelnatasha]

*During Spiderman No Way Home*

Peter: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

MJ: Not by the law!

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[captainwaffles]

Mj: you know, the grinch is just like stitch, but Christmas flavored

Flash: what?

Ned: no no she has a point

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[the-real-mj]

Mj: So what’s for dinner?

Peter: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Mj: …

Mj: Is it soup?

Peter: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Mj: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Peter: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Mj: STOP!

*one hour later*

Mj: It’s fucking spaghetti?!?!?!

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[thepastneverforgets]

felt the need to sum up my feelings on a current fav crackship with a low rent edit.

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[mustasekittens]

im just making shitposts like i cant stop laughing at my own shitty jokes

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[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: I hate ice skating

Tony: ...why?

Peter: because someone saw a frozen lake, put on their sharpest shoes and somehow didn't die. And now it's a popular stupid sport.

Tony: I'm sorry, what?

Clint: their sharpest shoes...?

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: I can't have people thinking I spend my time hanging with teenagers doing goofy stuff.

MJ: That's, like, all you do.

Wade: Yeah, but I can't have people thinking that!

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[hearts-4buck]

Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

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[floilee]

Kate: I'm not discussing it... I'm just saying that we're going to be visited by Peter and MJ this afternoon.

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[ironrad]

MJ: You know how I’m like one of the three women in our Engineering class?

Ned: Yeah?

MJ: Well, I got the lowest grade on the first test.

MJ: Guess I’m the underdog now.

Peter: No, you’re the main character who still hasn’t reached her full potential.

MJ eyeing Peter skeptically:

MJ: I better also get abs in this character arc then.

Peter:

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[fandomnerd9602]

Just the idea of Peter having Male Reader as the friend who acts gay but isn't gay and being frenemies with MJ

After patching up Peter

Ned: So we're going to head out now okay

Peter: Sure

Male Reader: Ok get well soon buddy *gives Peter a forehead kiss*

MJ: We'll see you tomorrow *Kisses Peter*

Male Reader: Wow really flexing your girlfriend privileges

MJ: Shut up your just jealous

Peter: Guys please not know I'm in pain

MJ: you’re totally gay for Peter!

Y/N: I am not!

Ned: when did this start?

Y/N: it all started when I held Peter’s hand during the movies hang out. MJ wouldn’t hold his hand so I did

MJ: I was holding my soda!

Y/N: your boyfriend needs his hand held during the movie and I stepped up. That’s called true friendship-relationship

Ned: a Bro-ship!

Y/N: thanks Ned

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[bitchystxrk3000]

Thor: I put the pun in punishment.

Ned: I put the top in unstoppable.

Peter: I put the cute in execute.

Y/N: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

MJ: I put the ass in class.

Loki: I put the D in Y/N.

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[captainwaffles]

Mj: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

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