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braxix · 2 months

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Glorfindel: What's Mithrandir doing?

Elrond: Yelling at the Balrog.

Glorfindel: Why?

Elrond: We're cousins. Unfortunately.

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thranduilswifesblog · 1 year

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*After the battle of the last alliance*

Elrond : there used to be a time when I was so nice, so sweet, so polite. But now I'm like fuck you, fuck this, and fuck everybody.

Gandalf : ....

Lindir : ....

Erestor : ....

Glorfindel :...

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vildo · 11 months

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Legolas: can I borrow shadowfax?

Gandalf: what for

Legolas: speed dating

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iggythemachine · 11 months

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Pippin: Hey guys, I-

Gandalf: Why don't you kill yourself?

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sauronnaise · 2 years

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With Morgoth and Fëanor gone, Sauron stirs trouble. Featuring Gandalf's shenanigans in the Third Age.

A summary of the Legendarium.

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middleearthmistress · 10 months

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Denethor: No need to seize the last word, Mithrandir. I'll assume it was something clever.

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aeonianarchives · 2 years

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Incorrect Middle Earth Quotes 37

Thranduil: So, whose plan was it to send my son and a bunch of other kids to destroy the One Ring in Mordor?

*silence*

Thranduil: Let me guess, it is the same genius who sent a bunch of dwarves and a hobbit to reclaim and mountain and Kill a Dragon.

Mithrandir: . . .

Thranduil: Or is it the one who couldn't manage to kick one mortal guy's Ass into mount doom and led the whole world to this disaster?

Elrond: . . .

Thranduil: I guess it's way to stupid to have only one of you come up with it. You must of collaborated.

Elrond: Well no you see, Mithrandir brought the ring to Imladris and I said it had to be destroyed in mount doom and then they all volunteered to do it.

Thranduil: And the One guy who has been to Mount Doom before didn't go with them, and don't say your to old Elrond.

Elrond: . . .

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ao3feed-tolkien · 10 months

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since I watched lotr heres some incorrect quotes with the heir old man ginger and elf

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/rNqxOhg

by h0rrible_writer

yeah

Words: 86, Chapters: 3/3, Language: English

Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Legolas Greenleaf, Gimli (Son of Glóin), Gandalf | Mithrandir, Aragorn | Estel

Additional Tags: What Have I Done

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incorrectlegolas · 3 years

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Legolas: Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?

Mithrandir: You are not

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modernincorrectlotrhobbit · 3 years

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Galadriel: How are you managing to keep the Fellowship together since you lost Mithrandir?

Aragorn: I'm not. This morning Gimli called me from the other room and when I walked in Legolas shot me with a toy bow.

Aragorn: Then Merry and Pippin tackled Boromir. It was chaos.

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theghostofloganroy · 2 years

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Pippin: Never be ashamed about being the smartest person in the room.

Gandalf: Well fortunately for you. You don’t have to experience such a humiliation.

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braxix · 2 years

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Gandalf: I bring messages from the Valar

Elrond: *having flashbacks*

Annatar: I bring gifts and messages from the Valar!

Elrond: Do you want to die?

Gandalf: What the- No! I’m actually from the Valar!

The rest of the elves all ready to stab Gandalf: Aw…

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maglorslostsilmaril · 2 years

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Pippin: Are you mad?

Gandalf: No.

Pippin: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

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vildo · 2 years

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Gandalf: I have no memory of this place

Boromir: I'm surprised you remember anything at all at your age

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incorrect-lord-of-the-rings · 4 years

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I did meet some insufferable people. But they also met me.

Gandalf

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harmfulsilvanelfling · 4 years

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The Council of Elrond.

The curtain rises. Music comes in.

Elrond: You are all here because of your fate...

Legolas (quietly): Or because Aragorn asked me out on a date.

Aragorn (quietly): Sorry, darling, it's too late.

Elrond: Let's start, the dark lord has a ring,

It's a dangerous thing

That helps him exist and do his dark magic,

If we will not destroy it, our fate will be tragic.

The darkness moves slowly to the world and our minds

Thranduil, thousands of miles away from the Council: You say "slowly" because you're blind.

Legolas: Not to sound rude,

But while you here were singing and playing on your lutes,

In my home we were loosing our heads,

We were fighting, and you didn't care about me and my dad,

And about three thousands of years of the war we had.

Thranduil: Well said!

Legolas: Okay, no matter how long I've been fighting Sauron.

Go on!

Elrond: I admit that it took me too long to understand,

Whom the forest elves fought on their homeland.

Probably, I really was too obsessed with my lute's strings,

But now, Frodo, show them all the ring!

Frodo stands up and puts the ring to the table.

Gimli: It should be destroyed, what are we waiting for?

Elrond, sarcastically: Why didn't I guess before?

Oh, Gimli, no, not your axe..!

Okay, it's not my fault that now your head aches.

So, the only way to destroy the ring

Is - what would you think?

Someone should take it to Mordor.

Everybody: ... ... ...

Boromir: Fuck you what

Everybody: ... ... ...

Elrond: It can't be a man, or an elf, or a dwarf,

For they are too weak.

But what if we use them all?

This way we can do it in a week!

Who wants to participate?

C'mon, guys, it's your fate!

Arwen, from the opposite side of Imladris: ARAGORN, NO

Thranduil, literally yelling so loud that the Council can hear him perfectly well: LEGOLAS, NO

Samwise Gamgee, appearing out of nowhere: MR FRODO, NO

Frodo: I will go.

Legolas, nervously: You have my bow.

Aragorn: And my sword.

Boromir: And my honest word :)

Gandalf: I will help you to destroy the dark lord.

Gimli, Merry, Pippin, Sam: And we too!!1!

Elrond: Okay, nine of you are here. And so...

Pippin: Wait, lord Elrond, where exactly should we go?

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Author's notes: Idk why I did it, but I love it. I'm crazy and I love it😂😂

Let's make the musical, guyyyyys!!1!

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