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ironrad · 1 year

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Flash: Give me your lunch money, dork.

Peter: It’s giving broke.

Flash: What-

Ned: Personally, you don’t see me asking for lunch money.

Flash: Wait but-

Peter: The food isn’t even that good.

MJ: If you can’t afford it, just say that.

Flash: I-

Ned: Common bully L

Flash:

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incorrect-wandanat · 1 year

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Peter: Can I have help with my homework?

Nat: Sure. What’s the problem?

Peter: *sighs* MJ has been ignoring my texts lately, and I think it’s because I-

Peter:

Nat:

Peter: You meant the homework problem, didn’t you?

Nat: I did, but now I’m invested.

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underoooos · 2 years

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MJ, to Peter: Hey you look good today

Peter: What happened? What's wrong? Just tell me. I can take it.

MJ : Nothing, I just felt bad about being mean to you so I'm being nice.

Peter : Oh! Okay. Sorry, I wasn't ready for it. Try again.

MJ : You look nice.

Peter :

Tony : Nope, still freaking us out

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incorrectpeterparker · 2 years

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Peter: I’m sorry to tell you this, but you have a heart, and the capacity to feel.

MJ: You take that back!

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incorrect-assvengers · 2 years

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Mj: Peter is missing, can you find him?

Ned: what, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Mj: do you?

Ned: yeah, hold on.

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topknott · 2 years

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MJ: I have very high expectations. I have things that my future partner must have and-

Peter: *trips over potted plant and proceeds to apologise to plant*

MJ: That one. I want him.

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azerishi · 2 years

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Ned: Okay, Peter, let's try this one more time. The topic is personification. The robot was left behind by its' master. How did it feel?

Peter: Happy, because it doesn't like the idea of slavery.

MJ: That's my boy.

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the-real-mj · 1 month

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Mj: So what’s for dinner?

Peter: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Mj: …

Mj: Is it soup?

Peter: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Mj: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Peter: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Mj: STOP!

*one hour later*

Mj: It’s fucking spaghetti?!?!?!

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incorrectquotesmcu · 26 days

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Wade: I can't have people thinking I spend my time hanging with teenagers doing goofy stuff.

MJ: That's, like, all you do.

Wade: Yeah, but I can't have people thinking that!

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hearts-4buck · 4 months

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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

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floilee · 21 days

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Kate: I'm not discussing it... I'm just saying that we're going to be visited by Peter and MJ this afternoon.

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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months

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Just the idea of Peter having Male Reader as the friend who acts gay but isn't gay and being frenemies with MJ

After patching up Peter

Ned: So we're going to head out now okay

Peter: Sure

Male Reader: Ok get well soon buddy *gives Peter a forehead kiss*

MJ: We'll see you tomorrow *Kisses Peter*

Male Reader: Wow really flexing your girlfriend privileges

MJ: Shut up your just jealous

Peter: Guys please not know I'm in pain

MJ: you’re totally gay for Peter!

Y/N: I am not!

Ned: when did this start?

Y/N: it all started when I held Peter’s hand during the movies hang out. MJ wouldn’t hold his hand so I did

MJ: I was holding my soda!

Y/N: your boyfriend needs his hand held during the movie and I stepped up. That’s called true friendship-relationship

Ned: a Bro-ship!

Y/N: thanks Ned

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bitchystxrk3000 · 3 months

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Thor: I put the pun in punishment.

Ned: I put the top in unstoppable.

Peter: I put the cute in execute.

Y/N: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

MJ: I put the ass in class.

Loki: I put the D in Y/N.

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mamaspidershit · 3 months

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Peter: Bad news— Clint locked himself outside of their own house. Peter: Good news— we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Peter: Bad news— Natasha finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/girls/enbies. Peter: Good news— a cute guy/girl/enby saw me do it. Peter: Bad news— it was MJ, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know.

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incorrectpeterparker · 2 years

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MJ: I really like Eminem.

Peter: I prefer Skittles.

Ned: She’s talking about the rapper…

Peter: Why would she eat the wrapper?

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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Y/n walking into Bucky's room: Dad, I need dating advice

Bucky: Who's ass do I have to beat up?

Y/n: It's M.J.

Bucky: Oh. What have you done so far?

Y/n: Been nice, stand up for her when Flash teases her, give her book recommendations, and help her with homework

Bucky: Ok, you are off to a great start. Before we get started, I need you to get a pen and paper, and a protein bar

Y/n: Ok, I can understand the pen and paper, but what's with the protein bar?

Bucky: I'm hungry

Y/n: Oh. That makes sense

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