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Paul, TK, Mateo: *tapping on table*
Nancy: what…
Carlos, tiredly: Morse code
Judd: they learned it to talk shit
TK: *gasps and eyes fill with tears*
Mateo: *taps aggressively*
Paul, flipping the table over: MATEO TAKE THAT BACK
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Judd: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Mateo: I sleep with a knife.
TK: Both of you are pathetic.
Judd: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
TK: Carlos.
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Carlos: “What’s the new rule?”
Mateo: “No daring TK to do stupid things.”
Nancy: “Why?”
Carlos: “Tyler?”
TK: “Because I have no regard for my personal well-being.”
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Take some Dreamzzz incorrect quotes because this show has been rotating in my brain since Monday and incorrect quotes make everything better
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Mateo: -gently taps table-
Logan: -taps back-
Zoey: What are they doing
Cooper: Morse code
Mateo: -aggresivly taps table-
Logan: -slams hands down- YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Mateo: -screams-
Logan: -screams louder-
Cooper: Should we do something?
Izzie: No, I want to see who wins
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Cooper, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Izzie, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Logan, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Mateo, trembling: What the fuck are we playing?
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Dream Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having four people on a griffin
Zoey: Shit
Mateo: Wait, four?
Dream Cop: Yeah?
Logan: OH MY GOD COOPER FELL OFF!!!
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Zoey: Why are Mateo and Logan sitting with their backs to each other?
Izzie: They had a fight
Zoey: Why are they holding hands?
Izzie: They get sad when they fight
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Izzie: Imagine if someone handed you a box full off all the items you lost throught your life?
Mateo: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Zoey: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Cooper: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Logan: My moral code, is that you!?
Izzie:
Izzie: I was just gonna show you guys this cool trunk Mr Oz left but do you guys need a hug?
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Logan: I've done a lot of dumb stuff
Zoey: I witnessed the dumb stuff
Izzie: I recorded the dumb stuff
Mateo: I joined in the dumb stuff
Cooper: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Mateo: Good morning
Zoey: Good morning
Cooper: Good morning
Izzie: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up
Logan: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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Mateo: Dammit, Logan!
Logan: What!? It wasn't me!
Mateo: Sorry, force of habbit. Dammit, Izzie!
Izzie: Not me either
Mateo: Oh... Then who set the house on fire?
Cooper: -whistles-
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Mateo: Zoey isn't answering her phone
Izzie: I'll call
Mateo: Logan and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Zoey: Hello?
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Mateo: I feel like TK is looking down on me.
Paul: That’s because he’s on the counter and you’re short.
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Mateo - Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.
Nancy - Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Carlos - That’s not how it works.
TK - Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
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Mateo: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Wade: Eyy, homie!
Lucas: But then there's cootie...
Polina: Die.
#call of duty#cod vanguard#call of duty vanguard#wade jackson#mateo hernandez#lucas riggs#polina petrova#cod#vanguard#incorrect cod quotes#incorrect quotes
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Nancy: I care about all my friends equally
Marjan:There was this accident-
Nancy: Is TK okey?!!?
#tk strand#911 lone star#911 show#carlos reyes#911 fox#911onfox#tk x carlos#nancy gillian#owen strand#marjan marwani#bobby nash#judd ryder#grace ryder#paul strickland#mateo chavez#inncorrect quotes#incorrect 911 quotes#incorrect 911 lone star#911 lonestar incorrect quotes
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Milton: Kim and Jerry are basically the same person. They’re both stubborn, hotheaded and brutally honest.
Jack: Oh dear lord, I’m dating Jerry!
Milton: Duh!
Jack: Aww, I kinda love that.
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Y/n : I have something big to tell you.
Amy : You know you can say anything to me, Y/n. You've been like a child to me, and there is nothing that you could say or do to dent our impenetrable bond.
Y/n : I'm dating Marcus.
Amy : Ew. You're dead to me.
#incorrect quotes superstore#superstore x reader#superstore imagine#incorrect quotes#superstore#cloud 9#mateo liwanag#marcus white
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Mateo: Sorry I’m late, Cap! I broke down on the way here.
Owen: Oh no, did they tow your car?
Mateo: What car?
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Mateo: AND YOU SLEEP LIKE A WHORE
TK: *offended noises*
Paul: *pulling his phone out to videotape them fighting*
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Don’t ask me why, but Mateo gives me major Beast Boy vibes.
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Very similar vibes….
#like beast boy from the original teens titan#not the new one#that’s shit#but in my mind they’re the same person#you don’t have to argee I just wanted to put my thought out there#mateo chavez#tarlos#carlos reyes#tk strand#911 lone star#911 lone star season 4#911 lone star spoilers#911 ls#911 lone star cast#nancy gillian#paul strickland#marjan marwani#judd ryder#911 lone star incorrect quotes#911 lone star s4#owen strand#grace ryder
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Tk: “Before I became a paramedic I thought straight men were stupid, now I know it, because it’s never a gay man who “fell on” a shampoo bottle.”
Mateo: “What does that even mean?”
Nancy: “Don’t-“
TK: “Well you see, straight men seem to be completely oblivious to the concept of a FLARED BASE.”
Mateo: “What…?”
Nancy *shoving her hand over TK’s mouth*: “No.”
#bonus points if Paul is in the background laughing his ass off#tyler kennedy strand#tk strand#mateo chavez#nancy gillian#911onfox#911 lonestar#911 lone star#911 universe#911 incorrect quotes
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izzie: hey mateo can you draw me something i will pay you 5 dollars
mateo: ok fine what do u want
izzie: can you draw my oc named lizzy rainbow yuki shes bunchu bunnys best friend and shes half angel half bunny half fairy and she has a big rainvow dress and long flowy hair and has a bow and arrow that never misses
mateo: oh dear
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Mateo: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.
TK: Being a fish.
Mateo: Well, shit.
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