#incorrect marion quote

[incorrect-mighty-nein]

Kid!Jester: *making faces in the mirror*

Marion: You know, Jester, your reflection always does exactly what you do

Kid!Jester: yeah, but sometimes it doesn’t though

Marion:

Marion: right then, I am calling a priest

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[myriad501st]

Malcolm: Jude isn't answering his phone.

Willem: I'll call

Malcolm: JB and I have both tried six times, what makes you thi-

Jude: *from Willem's phone* Hello?

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[headcannonsandotherthings]

Indiana: Uh oh.

Marion: Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall.

Indiana: Yep.

Marion: Sharp objects at the bottom?

Indiana: Most likely.

Marion:… bring it on.

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[darkpoisonouslove]

[post Magical Adventure]

Erendor: So how is your life on Domino?

Oritel: Marion is doing fine, thank you for asking!

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[magpiecrust]

Indy: I'm dying... but i've got a plan... Marion: What plan? Indy: ... Not dying...

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[incorrectmypoliceman]

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[meebochii]

Jamie to Jeremy: You can't talk to Cove like that!

Cove: Thank you, Jamie.

Jamie: He's a generous and caring person!

Cove: Thank you, Jamie.

Jamie: And he's super cute in pajamas!

Cove, blushing deeply: That's enough, Jamie-

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[shootingxstardust]

Yukari: You looking for a friend, or perhaps even more?~

Marion: Like two friends??

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[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Indiana: Good news, we saved our best idea for last!

Marion: If it's our best idea, why did we leave it until last?

Indiana: Because we didn't know it was our best idea until the others turned out to be terrible.

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[mellowmarshmellowcello]

Hooks: I really like this whole “good guy, bad guy” thing you guys have going on

Harris: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Proctor isn’t

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[unyieldingvalxr]

@honorhearted

Elsie Marion: I won

Ben Tallmadge: But I have you pinned to the ground?

Elsie: I know

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[adaineabernantsfrog]

Incorrect quotes from my ballet AU (part 1 of many, probably):

**Auggie, after Oscar makes him do the shrimp combination:** This is getting embarrassing.

**Nathaniel, watching this poor boy:** Getting? We’re already there!

—

**Bea :** What's gone wrong, Sean?

**Sean:** Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.

**Bea :** That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?

**Sean:** Well... There’s a crisis.

—

Marion and Bea post first rehearsal:

**Bea :** Prepare to feel really bad about yourself.

**Marion:** I’ve been prepared for that my entire life.

**Bea :**

**Marion:** Or something mean about you.

—

**Auggie:** Why were you training yesterday until 3am?

**Arlo:** How did you know I was training until 3am?

**Leo:** We could hear you clapping to the music intro every 25 minutes.

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[myriad501st]

Willem: Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.

Jude: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

JB: Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

Malcolm: Do you think that caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions?

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[headcannonsandotherthings]

Marion: I'm really sorry. I mean considering your approach thus far, you've had us tied here for what? Hours? And you haven't even confirmed what exactly we are!

Toht: What are you?

Marion: I'm a virgo.

Indiana: HAH!

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[mermaidmarsbars]

Incorrect quotes as people from our DID sys, part 2.

#1

*in the innerworld*

Moon: “Go big or go home”

Mars: “I am begging you Moony-Moon, please, for once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.

Moon: *putting a knife to Mars’s throat* “I’m going big”

#2

Mars: “Haven’t you heard of picking your battles?”

Duo: “Yes. I pick all of them.”

#3

Mark, the main caretaker: “Well you know what they say! When life gives you lemons…”

Peony: “Put them in a face mask”

Marione: “Use them in a battery”

Mars: “Throw them at people”

Bernard: “Squirt the juice in life’s eyes. Steal life’s wallet and assume its identity. Now you are life and hold dominion over all. Your enemies cower at your feet.”

Mark: “…lemonade. The answer was you make lemonade.”

#4.

William: “God give me patience”

Briel, a biblically accurate angel: “I think you mean give me strength”

William, certified child killer: “If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead. Again.”

#5.

Mars: “Okay codenames”

Mars: “I’m Siren #1”

Mars: “Erik is ‘been there, done that’”

Erik: *nods in agreement and high fives Mars*

Mars: “Bernard is ‘currently doing that’”

Bernard: “fuck yeah ;)”

Mars: “Marione is ‘it happened once in a dream’”

Marione: *side eye*

Mars: “Tristan is ‘if I had to pick a subsystem member’”

Tristan: *winks and mouths ‘call me’ at Mars*

Mars: “And Billy is Siren #2”

Billy: “Oh thank fuck”

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